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This page is mostly quotes from Peter's quote book... thanks, Pete. "It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right. I hope you had the time of your life..." posted sometime in 2003... "Why is it not fair? I paid 75 dollars for this tan!" -Cassie "Why are the days so long when we don't have that far to go?" -Tom "Washington is one big Winnebago." -Lyn "Sherlock Izard has solved the mystery." -Tom "You can still get tan when you're dead." -Catherine "I've seen jelly." -Lyn 8/21/2000 "Is there a pool at the campground?"
-Tom "What's an audiologist?" -Lyn "Imagine a semi with a sign on the back that says 'Student Driver.' That's a logging truck." -Ken "I poured too much water on the fire and it burned me." -Tom "2020? You're sure you'll still be kickin' it, Ken?" -Jake "She probably doesn't have enough potassium. Not having enough of it makes you
forget stuff." -Tom 8/14/2000 "Careful, you might poke someone's eyes out with those things!" -Jake "It's amazing that one guy managed to
survive all four 'Lethal Weapon' movies." -Tom "I told that, you... you freakin' death kid." -Tom "Uh oh, here comes Pork Chop again." -Tim "These are real tears- where is our lunch?" -Kendall "Last night my mom literally had a cow." -Cassie "This one time I though a coffee grinder was a pencil sharpener." -Tom 7/29/2000 "Are we going to get struck by lightning?" -Tom "It makes up in vertical what it lacks in horizontal... like me." -Peter "Pheasants are big, fat, slow birds." -Tom "Oh, look at that poor deer. You can see it's ribs!" -Judy "Gotta be careful. Those bison can run up to 30 miles an hour." -Jake to guy at Custer State Park. "I fixed the problem! Can I drive it now?" -Cassie 7/23/2000 "It's combining kids' two favorite things- vegetables and church." -Peter "Have a safe ride. Godspeed. May the Lord be with you. Watch out for the rednecks." -Priest at Fond du Lac "Cassie, we killed the Mothership!" -Lyn "Star Wars is great 'cause you can... imagine... stuff." -Tom "What does D.A.R.E. stand for?" -Tom "I'm smart! S-M-R-T, S-M-R-T!" -James "You can't find good help sometimes." -Tom 7/13/2000 "I'm sorry. Hit me over the head with a... hammer or something." -Don "When did that movie come out?" - Tom "I think you want to try another bathroom. That one has no door, no toilet paper, and no seat." -Lyn "Man, Canada sucks. They don't have ice cream stores in every town." -Tom "Guess we were too manly for them." -Jake "OK, if everyone could be in one place right now, where would you be?" -Lyn (in Michigan) "Are we going to Montana tomorrow?" -Tom "You all better get out of here quick before that bull gets over the fence and charges you!" -Lady at farm 6/30/2000 "You get one flat tire, it's bad. You get another and it's even worse." -Judy "Eww... all those old men were leering at me!" -Cassie "Look at that old car with those... old people." -Peter (to the drivers) "You guys should've gotten some of that cheap Indian gas." -Kendall "Here I am, standing on this historic corner, taking off my pants." -Nancy 6/27/2000 Tom: "Make sure you unclip your pedals before you stop..." Jake: "Big towns don't always mean friendly people." Catherine: "Bike paths are more fun when you ride with other people." Kendall: "Never ride behind someone in the rain that doesn't have fenders or you'll be sprayed."
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