THE MANY WAYS YOU CAN USE THE WORD FUCK
Perhaps one of the most interesting and most colorful words in the English language today is the word fuck. It is the one magical word which, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary,) and intransitive (John fucked.) It can be used as an active verb (John really gives a fuck,) or a passive verb (John was fucked by Mary;) or as an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John,) and a noun (Mary is a terrific Fuck.) It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beatiful.)
As you can see there are very few words with the versatility of fuck. Besides its sexual connotations this increadible word can be used to decribe many situations:
Greetins: How the fuck are you,
Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer,
Dismay: Oh, fuck it,
Trouble: well, I guess I'm fucked now,
Aggression: fuck you!
Disgust: fuck me!
Confusion: what the fuck?
Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business,
Despear: fucked again,
Incompetance: he fucks up everything,
Displeasure: what the fuck is going on here?
Lost: where the fuck are we?
Retaliation: up your fucking arse!
More Uses It can be used as an anatomical description: he's a fucking arsehole, it can be used to tell the time: it's five fucking thirty, it can be used in business: how did I wind up in the fucking job, it can be used maternally: you motherfucker and it can be used politically: fuck John Howard. And never forget General Custer's last words: "where did all them fucking indians come from?" Also, the famouse last words of Hiroshima: "what the fuck was that?" And last but not least, the immortal last words of the captian of the Titanic: "where is all this fucking water coming from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the creative uses of the word! How could anyone be offended when you say fuck? Use it frequently in your daily speech and it will add to your prestige. Today ..... say to someone ..... "FUCK YOU"Return to main