Raven's Page Of Disorder

Dark, eerie and submissive positions of plenty and the vally of blood

Raven thinks:

Well if you got yo bad self on this page I want you to know that I still gotta add links to cool sites. This page will probably be heaps different and I intend to make other pages as soon as i can be fucked doin' shit (ie. I'm not to drunk to be able to type.)

Ok in my guest book - the book of doom (sign or die) I have witnessed some such atrocities from which I am sure were from drunkards (such as myself) or blind people that have been brought to my attention. I have seen (and you can look for yourself) in writing that some idiots think I'm sexy. Poor people must be blind or have bad taste (sorry if you wrote that and see this but it is true.) And I honestly swear this time (unlike the time I sent flowers to myself on Valantines day and told everyone they were from the best chick in the world) I didn't write that myself in the guest book ........ I swear ........... honset.

Anyways if you got anything to say to me (like i doubt it'll be anything nice so hate mail here please) send it all to raven_soulless@hotmail.com and i might read it if I manage to get out of all my porn mail.

some of the most recent pictures and photos of the unwordly one and friends.

Due to increasing demands, questions and quires about goths and how to be one I have decided to take it upon myself in my niceness to write out How to be a goth

This is a questionaire thing that someone send in and asked me to post up which I have tried to answer honestly.

ok go in here to read the many uses of the word fuck

ok here's some funny shit i'm sure we can all relate too just click here

so here are some links you can visit.

well take a peek in here and read your letters to me (and I even took the time to reply) to all your Hate Mail

So here are some F.A.Q's that people have sent in.

Here we go. From here on I intend to keep a list (and continue to update it!!!) of people I have met on yahoo or other various chats or other people I have met who I like and have great web sites. I have personally selected them all and say give 'em a try cuz if I put them in here I reakon they are worth a look at so why don't you crack whores click here on awsome pages and have a look.

This in here is one of the most famous and most recognised poems. Edgar Allan Poes The Raven

GO IN HERE OR DIE A HORRIBLE SLOW DEATH. READ ABOUT MY NEW BAND. Disinterred

Here are some pages of mine filled with lots of shit about slaggin' teeny boppers, lighting farts, my tattoos and anything and everything wether it be of relevance or not.

Hooker With A Penis

Middle Finger Technology

Red Roses For The Devils Whore

Older Pictures of myself and friends.

Train

Hrm, this pic was taken on a train by a dude that was in the same photography class as I was in at school (which I really sucked at.) Now my eyes look fucked up because they are rolled up behind my head so if your wondering now you know. Not really much to say except I wish them ticket inspecting cunts would get a life and stop fining me the stupid motherfuckers. Well as far as trains go all my friends live right near stations and I'm a 45 minute walk from my closest one wich really bites. Infact it pisses me off cuz it don't really make life easy goin' for drinkin' sessions at friends places in which case I usually have to get plastered there and sleep at someones house for the night. Not that getting tanked and crashing at someone elses house is bad cos ya get up to all sorts a shit and talk about some great subjects. Of course I repay the favour and when I'm home alone (which has been on several occasions) I've had drinkin' sessions at my joint and friends have crashed here for a night or two or three.

On the up side I now have a car and I'm not on transport as much, only, you can't drink and drive, which, is yet another delama in my pitiful life.

San Fransisco Freaks

This pic was taken at San Fransisco when I was there on a school trip. Well being a freak myself and lovin' punks I had to have a photo with these motherfuckers. Vice Principal freaked when he noticed I was wif em' but oh well shit happens. Not that he told me off or went ape shit or nothin' he just reakons only I could manage to fit in with em' so well. I could go on forever about America but for now I'll leave it at San Fransisco fuckin' rocks.

San Fransisco Freaks

O.k this is basically a picture of me and my warlock guitar. Not much to say except that warlocks rock and they are real metal guitars (ie. no soft cock band like 5, backdoor boys (or was that backstreet, oh well same diff!!!) or any other weak arse band will be seen with 'em. That warlock there is my Samick one, but, recently I upgraded to a B.C.Rick warlock with a widow head!!!! Theres nothing more fulfilling in the world then just cuttin' loose on guitar and hammering away. I've been playing guitar for a while and have invested in multi effect pedals and other pedals like chorus, flanger, phaser, trmolo and death metal distortion. I've become quite an effects freak. I also bought the Boss BR-8 recorder a great investment if you ask me!!!! I started getting lesons a while ago now, but since I taught myself so much I seem to catch on quick in lesons. I also play drums and I've been gettin lessons for them for fuckin years now. I have started up a goth band playing lead guitar because, well, that band is gonna be something really different.

Now lets see how many cunts 'ave been 'ere and what motherfuckin' number you are to visit......

You still here and reading? Aren't you as bored of this shit as I am? Well go back and cheak the links and sign the guest book - The Book Of Doom. ....... Well go on fuck off.

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Or you can sign a new book I have entered just for the hell of it, your call pick or choose which one you want to sign, and, if you feel really energetic you can even sign both!!!!
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Raven Pagan would like to sincerly thank the following for helping in the progress of this site ........