Jamila Wideman & The Spice Girls
Welcome! You've come across one of thee best pages! I've set up some Additional Information about Jamila, the greatest point guard to ever live, (since many of you have no clue who she is)( I also think Marcy Glenny is a kick ass point guard for UConn and she's a really cool person.) some Jamila News (if you like to keep updated on her) and some Mel C news and Spice news. (I've pretty much given up on the Spice news all together so don't bother, it's really old.) You'll also find some of thee best links for Jamila Wideman, the Spices and Melanie Chisholm (b.k.a. Sporty Spice). I hope you enjoy the sites I've provided, have fun!
Yea Swim Team!! DPS Baby!! It's OK! I'm a swimmer!! And to all of my friends who have put up with me for however long, just want you to know I luv ya!
I've got the page with the latest, most up to date Spice Girls News page, it's on here, check it out!
Come back for more updates!
I finally got the horoscopes changed, please don't take it personally, I'm just trying to get a rise out of ya baby, s***s and giggles, you know.
I'd just like to dedicate this page to my grandmother who passed away, I want everyone to know that I loved her very much and I miss her dearly. You never realize what you have is so great until you don't have it anymore. Unfortunately I had to learn it the hard way, never take life for granted.
My Favorite Links
Jamila Wideman - Perfect 10
Jam at Stanford
Sports for women features Spoon n' Jam
Hoop Girls: Meeting Jamila
100% Melanie C!!
NewsNow
All the Spice Links in the World
Spice Universe
Check out my page in Jive
Additional Information
Click here to get Jam Info
Click here for Jam News
Click here for Mel C News
Click here for Spice News
My Beloved Quotes
- You can't defeat the power of Skeletor! - Mishelle
- She's gone to the Porta-loo as per usual. - Amy
- You got the spotty one that's wacky, the fluffy one that's cute and the ugly loser one that reminds me of my ex-boyfriend Steven, ugh. - Mel B (Spice World)
- If someone says you play like a girl, take it as a compliment. - don't know
- Margot's car peed on me! - Me
- You mean crafty as in... crafty? - Mel C (radio interview)
- Skyler - Spagatee... Ngoc - Nuts... - Oy Ling
- You don't care what you eat do you? No I don't... - Mel C and Mel B (Spice World)
- Oh look, they finally got here! Oh woops! - Alicia
- Modified sit ups. 1...2...3... - Shelley
- Purple Toilets To Infinity!! - Dr. Fritz
- Leading the charge of knowledge up the Hills of Apathy I slay the enemies of insensativity with asorted information while riding atop a horse called, Bob. - Kelly & Kline in the morning
- It must be really hard for you Victoria, having to chose between the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or, the little Gucci dress. - Mel C (Spice World)
- God creates dinosaurs, God distroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man... Women inherit the Earth. - Jeff Goldblum and Lauren Durn (Jurassic Park)
- For some, heaven is only ten feet up. - Gatorade add
- Did a dingo eat your baby? - if you know where this quote is from, please tell me.
- Did you wash your hands?? - Amy and Shayna
- Spagatee deliscous.. oh wait, what is it? Magically delicious? - Amy
- It's ok! I'm a swimmer! - Pam
- Will you be my friend? Your my best friend! I have a best friend! - Alicia
- Hey Melis, come on come on! Come on come on! Come on come on! Come on! - Melisa and Me
- This is number 2 and I really gotta poo, roll me over lay me down do it agian! Do it again! Roll me over in the clover roll me over lay me down do it again! Do it again! - Tracy and Me
- Just Glow!! - Elcira
- My crotch exploded!! My crotch exploded!! - Vyvian (The Young Ones, thank you Alex for showing me that...intreaging show... :o) )
- The shit hit the fan. - Mary Crow Dog (Lakota Woman)
- I need help. - Molly
- I need help also. - Abby
- Ah! You hit my non-exsistant boob! - Kelly
- Yo, you beautifl and desiel! - Desmond
- Bow down before the Queen Jelly Bean! - Amy
- SHOT GUN! - Me
- PWESENNH! - Tracy and Me
- Doooooe... Dooooooe... - Amy, Meghan and Moi
- Tu pues le fromage! - Me
- I just called it a tongue fart. - Andrew
- Never for get how to dream jellybean. - Kelly
- Yo, what happen to my chapstick yo? - Ghetto girl in Bloomfield
- You stink, pass it on. - Calum
- I'm a Wario, I'm a gonna win. - Me
- WAHN?? - Kaitwahn, Andrwahn, and Me-whan.
- DAMN QUEENS! - Kaitlin
- Spin those schweaty balls! - Me, Andrew & Kaitlin
Friendly Advice
- Make sure the bottom of the shower/tub is not slippery when wet. (I mean like it's been coated with shampoo or something.) - Me
- When bending over, make sure not to burp. - Me
- You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose. (That lovely piece of advice was brought to you by Alex.)
- Guys, don't sag your pants, you look like tools. Girls, don't sag 'em either. - Me
- Do not go near the president if single. Guys too, you never know what he'll lie about next. - Me
- You don't have to be cruel to be kind, you don't have to be a fool to be blind, you don't have to be down and out to be down sometimes. - Spacehog
- When making a page, never press reload before submitting it. - Me
- Always make sure there's toilet paper on the roll when going to the bathroom. - Amy
- Never wait to tell someone you love them, because by then it'll be too late. - Me.
- Why would anyone :::cough Andrew cough::: use a soup laddle to serve a pie? - Me
Interesting Facts
- Today is the first day of the rest of you life. - Andrew
- No one gets to old to learn a new way of being stupid. - Andrew
- We did not all come over on the same ship but we are all on the same boat. - Andrew
- A narrow mind has a broad tongue. - Andrew
- Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. - Andrew
- There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Andrew
- It is better to be a has-been than one who never was. - Andrew
- You never realize what you have is so good until you don't have it anymore. - Me.
- Andrew uses a soup laddle to serve himself pie. - Kaitlin and Me
If you'd like to add any Favorite Quotes, Friendly Advice or Intersting Facts of your own, just email them to me and give me your name, I'll be sure to put it on my page.
Horoscopes
Monthly horoscopes for entertainment only. Parental discretion advised, just kidding.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) Don't you be bustin' on Capricorns.
Times will seem hard, suck it up and deal.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) AQUARIANS RULE!
Troubles with a crush will worry you for a while, things will work out.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
Beware of Zombies this halloween, they have really bad breath, make sure you have a tic tac ready.
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)
Your face will suddenly break out due to enourmous amounts of stress, on the positive side, you won't have to buy a costume for halloween.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20)
Got Milk?
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 20)
You will take your dad's new car out for a little spin and end up coming home with they stick shift up your friends ass.
Cancer (Jun. 21 - Jul. 22)
An obsession with porno's will make you go crazy and lose all your friends.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22)
Your parents will get mad at you for not paticular reason and ground you, don't run away, avenge their punishment.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
I don't know what to say.. um, you'll have good luck for a month, take advantage of it.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Your significant other will make a big move, deal with it in stride.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Bla Bla bla, girl power, feminism, do you know what I mean?
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Is this the last one? um, ok, you'll buy something nice that will make everyone gelous of you, don't rub it in too much.
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