Welcome to the page against pulp

My Reasons for fighting the pulp are:

• Pulp gives you AIDS
• O.J. cut people to pieces, but I don't want pieces in my O.J.
• When I take a gulp I don't want pulp
• It makes me gag
• I'd rather drink my juice than eat it
• Grovestand is bad for your digestive system
• Because you've lost that loving feeling
• I want peace of mind, not pieces in my drink
• Michael Jackson drinks pulpy juices (uncomfirmed)
• Pulp started World War I
• One glass of pulpy OJ contains 5411% of your daily fat
• It contains small parts and should not be given to children under 6
• 4,329 people die from choking on pulp each year
• Pulp is the leading cause of teen suicide
• Pulp rearranged is Lupp and you know what that means

Its OK to have little pulp in your orange juice, otherwise it wouldn't be natural. But lets be resonable folks. Have you ever tried grovestand orange juice? It tastes like all they did was hit an orange with a hammer and put it in a box and call it juice. I'm sure there are many of you out there who share a dislike of pulp as well. That is why my associate (Jamie "Hollywood" Cohn)and I (Erik the Rick)have started a club that will attempt to rid this world of super-pulpy products. Want to become an official member of the I Hate Pulp Club. Or click here if you want to buy an officialT-shirt or other merchandise.

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