This page is made for our family in San Antonio, Texas.
Hi! This is our first time at this so it will get better
Our Other Web Pages:
SgtB2112's Home Page!
The Burrito Homepage*Interesting*
*See the WORLD here* Earthcam.com
Search the web with Webcrawler
Blizzard Entertainment Homepage
San Antonio Express News Online
The Hottest,Coolest time in Texas!
Check out Sea World of Texas
Thomas Kinkade-Virtual Gallery
News of the WEIRD!
FOXWOODS CASINO It's the worlds largest casino.
*It's only 35 minutes from our home! Our favorite place to lose money :)*
A Little Texas Humor!!
**You know you're in Texas when...(all of these are true, too)
*You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water...
*You can say 110 degrees without fainting...
*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off...
*You can make instant sun tea...
*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron...
*The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly...
*You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car...
*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window...
*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance...
*Hot water now comes out of both taps...
*It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets...
*You break a sweat the instant you step outside...at 7:30 a.m. before work...
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state...
**It's so hot in Texas...**
*The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
*The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have lunch
is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice
to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
**It's so dry in Texas...**
*The cows are giving evaporated milk.
*The trees are whistlin' for the dogs.
Ain't that the truth.
OH, BUT I STILL LOVE IT!! :)
Has anyone ever seen a live one???