Welcome to Lisa's newest section of her page. We would just like to say that since Lisa is the most kind and caring person that we have ever met (do you get the sarcasm?) we wanted to dedicate a page to her. What a lovely surprise, what do you guys think? So, let us take a look around and stop with this boring mumbling. The truths of Lisa will soon be revealed to you. Feel free to roam around, we are sure you will enjoy it :0) And remember what you get is what you deserve.
Famous Lisa quote:
Famous Lisa quote:
So where shall we begin? Lisa's latest updates have revolved around her girlfriend Esther. Unfortunately, Esther is an innocent victim in all of this because we have nothing against her considering we know nothing about her. Yet something has to be done in order to get revenge from Lisa's fucking rude comments towards someone dear to us, no names of course but she knows who I am talking about. I believe she was the love of your life #3???
No offense Lisa but you are dating a man at best and there is something definantly wrong with Esther. I know you have low self esteem but come on anyone can do better than that ugly thing. Where did you get her from, the street??? I know you have said a lot of mean things about people but you should really think about your own present situation and the people you choose to surround you before passing remarks and comments.
As I mentionned Lisa has really low self esteem and has problems because of this in her social life. For one this is a fact Lisa couldn't make any friends, maybe it was because she smelled from buying second hand clothes from the Army Surplus, so she hung out with the exchange students at her school. I guess she figured they didn't know anyone and they were willing to make friends with anyone. Here is a pic with one of her "friends".
Here is another true fact about Lisa and why she has so low self esteem. Lisa is size AA when it comes to bra sizes and she even made the remark.
Famous Lisa quote:
Famous Lisa quote:
So Lisa use to stuff maxi pads into her bras and go to school trying to feel normal. Well Lisa maybe if you sold pictures of your ugly girlfriend to a circus you could afford some plastic surgery, and when you are getting your breast inplants make sure to ask the doctors to fix your ugly face. Liposuction may be good fo you as well, we all know that you were 150 pounds before you turned into an annorexic.
And as much as Lisa wants to say that she was never annorexic and she was always thin I think this picture can prove it. This is Lisa's yearbook picture and is it just me or Lisa looks like an annorexic rabbit. Lettuce anyone???
The next interesting fact is Lisa has weird sex dreams about Jesus and actually enjoys them. We figure she thinks it is because she is such a devoted lesbian christian because of her religious mother. Unfortunately, the truth about Lisa's mother is that she fell in love in Greece with a man who somehow got killed. Upon this man's death Lisa's mom decided to have sex with his brother, what can I say the whole family is obsessive, and gave birth to Lisa out of wedlock. What a religious thing to do!
We could go on and on about weird things we all love about Lisa, like how she masturbates to pictures (you do that again to my pic I dare you Lisa), but we must end this wonderful tribute here.
So from everyone who loves Lisa and enjoys all of her death threats...
Thank you Lisa for everything
We Love you and Miss you
xxx
PS- We left the password the same for you, aren't we nice people
