Why I hate rap.
If you have seen the rest of this page you have probably realized that I hate rap. If you haven’t, you must be a rapper, because you are a fucking idiot. Anyway, many people think that we hate rap because most rappers are black. Well, it’s not true. I am not a racist. So, why do I hate rap? Well, it sucks. It is the same beat over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over while this rapper talks, TALKS! He doesn’t sing, or anything, he fucking talks about shit like Busting capz on asses, and smoking pot, and having lots of sex, and busting more capz on asses, and taking out your gun and busting another cap. That’s all it is! Anyone can do it. All you need is to find a shmuck to make you a beat. It should be about 10 seconds at least. Then you play it over and over again while you TALK about yourself smoking pot, having sex, and busting capz on asses. Ok, so after you’ve done that, name your song and you could become famous! THAT is why I hate rap.
Things needed to make a rap song:
1)A shmuck to make a beat. A simple, 10-15 second beat. Play that beat over and over again.
2)Now, while the beat is playing, talk.
3)Use words like yo, homey, g's, busta cap, motha fucka, g funk, etc. The first 3 words of your rap should be YO, YO, YO.
4)In the rap, make AT LEAST one reference to smoking pot, having sex, and busting someones cap, and one refernence to a drug other than pot.
5)Now if you are being seen while you rap, make some time of hand movement. Just do the same thing over and over again. The people wont notice because they are clearly fucking idiots that listen to rap.
6)Bounce up and down, wave your hand in the air, or bob your head.
There are 6 simple steps to making a live rap performance. Pretty Simple huh?
Oh yea and Kurt Cobain did NOT commit suicide.
