These are the collected "writings", or rather, the raunchy rants and filthy racist screeds of a particular individual who used to show up and post on the Majority Report Radio Blog from about April of 2004 to October of 2005. The individual who wrote these screeds went by the name of "Patrioterer", and although there are some theories as to who the actual author was [some folks say it was perhaps the alter-ego of a blogger that sometimes went by the name of "JIK" or "John Iceknife" who perhaps could've been using the "Patrioterer" alter-ego for comic effect], and some evidence very well may point in that direction, but we aren’t completely certain at this time, and it may have been someone else entirely, and there are different theories out there. Nevertheless, the writings were nasty, raunchy, filthy, offensive, totally politically incorrect, and also, at times very Hilarious too. If you are the type of person who gets offended easily, please read no further. Some people seem to think that the writings of the Patrioterer constitute brilliant hilarity or great spoof comedy on redneck bigots, racists and ultra-conservatives in this country, while others may perhaps view this type of willfully ignorant material as akin to the fecal droppings on a monkey house floor. Whatever your views are on this matter, this site’s aim is simply to present the "Patrioterer" material in one place for future reference for those Majority Report Bloggers who may be interested in reading through them again for whatever reason. The dates and times are listed on all of these posts, so one can search through the old and original posts on the Majority Report Radio Blog and cross-reference them that way as well. At this time, I am not certain whether or not this represents the complete collection of Patrioterer "works" posted on the MRR Blog, but I am fairly confident that this represents the majority of those posts, and perhaps what might be deemed as the "best" of them (if it can be said that there is a "best" of them).
If anyone knows of any other Patrioterer rants that I have not included in this collection, please feel free to e-mail me and send me a copy of any other Patrioterer post(s) that I have not included here.
Now, without further ado, here are the Patrioterer rants from the Majority Report Radio Blog, which seem to have started on April 26, 2004 04:45 PM:
YOU COMMUNISTERFAGOLEOS WHO DO NOT LOVE THE BUSH KING ARE SATAN HOMO JEWS, AND MOST OF YOU ARE NIGGER LOVERS WHO HATE AMERICA AND YOU WILL BURN IN SATAN'S CROTCH FOR BEING THE HATE-BAIT-BLUE-PLATE SPECIAL OF HELL! WE HAVE A WHITE CHRISTIAN PRESIDENT WHO IS GUIDED BY GOD, AND THAT MEANS HE IS HOLY, AND YOU ARE DIRT AND SHIT AND SCUM AND POTTY RESIDUE FOR ME TO SHUN AND MOCK AND SHUN!
I AM SHUNNING YOU!
*SHUN*!
*SHUN*!
SHUNSHUNSHUNSHUN - *SUPER* - SHUN!
HA! HA HA! YOU DONE BEEN SHUNNED RIGHT UP TO YOUR SNURKY LITTLE EYEBALLERS, YOU PANSYFROOTING NANCYPANTS ELITE SMARTYHEAD BITCHERS! JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE A'S AND B'S, YOU THINK YOU CAN BE IN CHARGE, BUT NOW IS THE TIME WHEN THE NOT-SMART-NORMAL-MEN-WHO-ARE-NOT-ELITE TO TRYUMF AND WIN AND WIN AND WIN AND NOT HAVE TO FEEL DUMB CUZ WE CAN SLAP YOU AND SAY WE ARE THE RULERS AND KINGS AND YOU WILL BE OUR SERFS AND SLAVES AND HOUSE MONKEY NIGGERS. I GESS YOAR NOT SO DAM SMART *NOW*, HUH! AND VIAGRA, SO THAT ISN'T YOU WI9NNING ANY MORE EITHER! FAGS! NIGGERFAGS! NIGGERFAGHOMOBUTTSEXORS! HA! HA HA! HA HA HA! GEORGE BUSH FOREVER! GOERGE BUSH FOR HERO AND KING AND QUEEN! GEORGE BUSH IS THE ONE WHO IS THE ONE, AND YOU MUST DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND CRY LIKE BIG FAT NIGGERFAGHOMOJUDYJEWS, YEAH, HA HA, HA!
... on the other hand, if they really stepped up methamphetamine interdiction, most of those guys would be in prison by November...
Posted by: Patrioterer at April 26, 2004 04:45 PM
Patrioterer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rollin on floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ouch u trinn sassanateme?!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Shadow Webmaster at April 26, 2004 04:49 PM
Patrioterer:
I love you and I forgive you.
He who curses of Hell's fire is bound to it.
Posted by: Gayest Neil at April 26, 2004 04:58 PM
Patrioterer for Chief Justice of This Most Supreme Happnin' Court!!
Posted by: Therese at April 26, 2004 05:30 PM
SOMETIMES I THINK IT IS THE BEST THING IF I MAKE A SMALL STATUE OF PAT ROBERTSON AND STRAP IT TO MY FOREHEAD AND CHARGE AROUND AND SPEAR HELLTHINGS THAT DEFY THE LAW OF THE GOD THAT MAKES AMERICA THE CHAMPION OF THE NATIONS FOREVER AND EVER! G.O.P. IS NEAR G-O-D! A "P" IS JUST A "D" WHO'S LOWER HALF IS MISSING! HOW MUCH MORE PROOF DO YOU FAGGERPODS NEED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU SODOMITE ABORTION NIGGERSPICS ARE THE BALL TICS OF SATAN AND THE MINIONS. JEWNEEN GRAPPLEHO IS THE HORE OF BABALON AND AL FREAKON IS THE BEAST OF HELL AND THE AUNTICHRIST! OF HELL! SO. RANDI ROADS IS THE HORE OF BABALON TWO. ALL THE SCARE AMERICA LIBBIE HOMOSEX SINFAGS GO IN THE BACK ROOM AND HAVE RACE TRAITOR RACE MIXED BUTTSEX ORGIES OF LUST AND HATE AND EVEN CATERED!!! MR.ASHCROFT WILL WEELD A MITEY SWORD AND KILL YOUR SINS RIGHT IN YOUR GENTILES WHERE SATAN HAS A SUMMER COTTAGE AND KNITS YOR BRITTLE AND STINKY PUBLIC HAIRS INTO A NOOSE TO HANG YOUR LIBBIE JEWFAGHOMOSWEGEIAN BUTTOCKSORS! HA HA! SO WHAT YOU DESERVE IS WHAT YOU SEW AND SEW SHALL YOU REEP! THE GRIM REEPER WILL REEP YOU AND MAKE YOU BE LICKING SATANS NUTS FORVER IN FIRES AND BURNING IN PAIN FOREVER. NEXT TO HANOI JON KERRY THE LIBBIE CATHOLIC FAG TRAITOR CHILD MOLESTER FAG NIGGERLOVER FAG TAX LOVER JESUS HATER COWARD FAG SENT BY SATAN TO FIGHT THE MIGHTY AND PURE MR.PRESDENT GEORGE BUSH THE CHRISTIAN MAN! WHO DOES NOT DO FAGSEX AND BUTT THINGS AND ANIMALS AND POOPY LIKE YOU LIBBIES AND GERMOCRAT SATANFAGS!!!
Posted by: Patrioterer at April 26, 2004 06:29 PM
Hey Patrioterer, Will you please GET OFF MY BACK! Celticman- you left your panties here.
Posted by: whore_of_babylon at April 26, 2004 08:08 PM
STAND UP ON AMERICA AND HAVE NICE AMERICAN FEELINGS IN YOU OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY AMERICA COUNTRY IN YOUR HATEFUL SNOTTY ELEET HURTIST WAY! YOU THINK YOU CAN BE SINBOTS IN SINMINES AND SINTOWERS AND SINHOUSES IN MY COUNTRY AND YOU ARE A DAMN CRACK BABY ON CRACK, YOU CRACKHEAD CRACKBABY CRACKHO! WHEN JESUS GET AHOLD OF YOU HE IS SO GONNA STOMP YOUR BUTTOCKS INTO CRACKJELLY, YOU WILL CRY FOREVER IN HELL AND FEEL PRETTY DAMN BAD! HA! HA HA! DO WHAT PERSIDENT BUSH SAYS OR YOU WILL BE LOST AND BURN FOREVER AND WHINE AND SAY "OH, OH, I AM A SAD AND PATHETIC AND USELESS HOMOFAGNIGGERLOVERJEWBOYLIBBIETWATLICKERMONKEYBUG!" AND THEN YOU WILL FEEL BAD SOME MORE! SO! DO NOT DO MORE SINS, YOU LIBERAL COMMUNISTER HOMOFAGGERS!! & ! EAT MORE MERCURY FOR JESUS!!! NOW!!!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 3, 2004 06:25 PM
I just love the emails Patrioterer sends us. They remind me of Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, from Demo Underground.
It's so ever the top it must be parody! and if not.... keep at it Patrioterer! you express your thought in the unique way we have come to expect them from the Right.
Posted by: cathy in seattle at May 3, 2004 06:32 PM
Patrioterer u got the best rantz!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rollin on floor Thanks bud
Posted by: Shadow Webmaster at May 3, 2004 06:40 PM
YOU GIRLIEFAGS DO NOT LISTEN TO THE HOMOFAGS TO TELL YOU ABOUT THAT GREEK LYSASTRAPON STUFF AND DO NOT BE TRAITORS TO AMERICA EVERY ANY! OR! BECAUSE YOU WILL BE A TRAITOR AND A TERRORIST AND A COMMUNIST SINNER FAG IF YOU DO NOT HAVE S-XUAL RELATIONS WITH CONSERVATIVE WHITE CHRISTIAN MENS! AND NOT NO JUNGLE BUNNIES OR BEANERS OR JEW-WOP-SPIC-PEA-LICKERS. YOU HAVE THE DUTY TO MAKE NEW SOLDIERS TO DIE FOR THE AMERICA, AND THAT IS A VERY PROUD USE FOR YOUR STINKY LIBBIE COMMUNISTER HOMOFAG JEW INFESTED COOTER! SO! DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND BE BEARFOOT AND NAKED IN A KITCHEN WITH SEVENTEEN CHILDREN AND A DOG AND CLEAN THAT DAMN HOUSE FOR YOUR ARYAN PROVIDER, YOU STINKY MUDHEN GIRLFAGS!!!
AND DATE ME PLEASE?
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 3, 2004 09:58 PM
WHAT IS ALL WRONG WITH JEWNEEN GAFFLEHO JEWNEENER GAFFLEHO IS MEAN AND SHORT AND HAS BIG RED EARS AND HATES JENNIFER ANNISTON FOR HAVING PERFECT CONICAL BREASTS AND BECAUSE SHE CAN NOT DATE BRAD PITT SO HA HA JEWNEENER YOU JUST HAVE TO BE ALL CRABBY AND FAGGY AND FRUITY AND THE ONLY ONLY ONLY THING ABOUT YOU THAT IS EVER EVER ANY GOOD IS YOUR BIG CHUNKY SQUARE BUTT WHICH I LIKE A LOT AND THAT SOMETIMES YOU ARE FUNNY WHEN YOU ARE NOT BEING A MEAN OLD COMMUNIST LIBBIE JEWFAG DYKE AND HURTING EVERYONES FEELINGS LIKE A BAD PERSON.
I'D DATE YOU IF IT WAS NOT AGAINST PRESIDENT BUSH AND THE CHRISTIAN WAY GOD SAYS TO BE. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR BIG CHUNKY SQUARE BUTT. OK. THAT'S ALL.
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 3, 2004 10:14 PM
DON'T NOBODY NOWHERE CARE NOTHING ABOUT NO DAMN MIDGET HOMOSEXUAL CARTOON BEAR! SHARE YOUR OPINIONS WITH YOUR DAMN MOMMY, YOU WHINY LITTLE FRUITSACK! GO BOIL YOUR HEAD FOR FUCKTARD SOUP TO GIVE OUT TO THE VATICAN EMMISARIES IN YOUR GUTTERS PRETENDING TO BE HOMELESS. THE POPE IS A ZIONIST JEW, AND YOU ARE A MINION OF THE ZIONIST OCCUPATIONAL GOVERNMENT OF AMERICA, INC. AND THEY ONLY PAY YOU TURDS BUT THAT IS ALL YOU EVER DESERVE ANYWAY AND YOU TALK ABOUT KOREA BECAUSE MIDGET CARTOON BEARS HAVE EVEN SMALLER PENILE MEMBERS. THAN KOREANS. I HEAR. I WOULDN'T KNOW, BECAUSE I AIN'T NO DAMN ANTI-CHRISTIAN MIDGET CARTOON JELLYSTONE JEWFAG BEAR, YOU NAZI ARAB ZIONIST COMMUNIST MANBEARBUTT-LOVER!
FREEDOM -THAT- SPEACH, YOU HOMOHEAD FAGBEAR!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 3, 2004 10:24 PM
WHY ARE YOU SO DUM THAT YOU CANT SPELL PATRIOTERER? IS IT BECAUSE SATAN DID NOT TEECH YOU WHAT IS THE BAD WAY IT IS FOR DOING? YOU HAVE TO SCRUB YOUR GENTILES SEVERAL VERY TO GET THE SATANS TO RUN AWAY, SO YOU CAN HAVE A NICE MIND AND DO AMERICAN AND NOT BE THE STUPIDER OF. AND. I SPELLED HOMOFAG RIGHT! SO I WIN SOME CHEESE AND A HAT AND SOME LITTLE RUBBER THINGIES THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DO BUT I WIN AND WIN AND WIN ANYWAY SO SUFFER AND MOAN AND WOBBLE AND FALL OVER DEAD. AND LOVE JESUS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 3, 2004 10:40 PM
Patrioterer,
Dude...it's just not that funny.
Satire is cool and all but you're doing a piss poor job of it.
Try writing it down before the show. You obviously can't think on your feet well enough to do live chat. It's all in the preparation.
Beware hairy hamfisted alpha liberals.
Posted by: Nobody at May 3, 2004 10:43 PM
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 3, 2004 10:24 PM AND WIN ANYWAY SO SUFFER AND MOAN AND WOBBLE AND FALL OVER DEAD. AND LOVE JESUS!
I LOVE this guy (or gal)! I'm so glad he (or she) uses caps so I can scroll through and find him (or her) easy.
Posted by: cathy in seattle at May 3, 2004 10:52 PM
HO HO AND HA HA, NOBODY THINKS I AM NOT FUNNY. I CAN MAKE BIG MONEY, IF NOBODY THINKS I AM NOT FUNNY! NOBODY IS THE ARBITER OF TASTE AND THE SEAT OF ALL POOP-IN-THE-PANTS BABY EGO, SO NOBODY GETS TO DECIDE WHAT IS OR ISN'T FUNNY, AS IF WE ALL LISTEN CAREFULLY TO NOBODY AND DO AS NOBODY WISHES. YOU BETCHA. AND FART IN A PIE AND CALL IT NEW JERSEY, YOU FLAG-BURNING FAGSNAGGING BUTT-TOUCHING SATANIC COMMUNIST ZIONISTA HOMOFISHER! PRANCE AROUND AND DO YOUR WISH-MAGIC PANSYFROOTERY UNTIL THE COWS MOVE OUT AND GET JOBS, WISHING WILL NOT MAKE IT SO. IF YOU HAD ANY HOME TRAINING, YOU'D DIE *QUIETLY*.
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 4, 2004 07:56 PM
SO WHAT BIG DEAL DAMN RADIOACTIVE JUDYJEWFAGGERS GET FRIED FOR BEING HOMOHEBES THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU KILL JESUS AND TAKE OVER THE MEDIA AND ENSLAVE THE WORLD AND INVENT COMMUNISMS AND USE THE BLOOD OF CHRISTIAN HUMAN BABIES TO MAKE MOTZERS AND THOSE HUMANTOSSIN THINGS FOR THE PURIMS! WHO ARE IRANIAN HATS ANYWAY! IF YOU DO THE SINS YOU DO THE DEATH AND ETERNAL DAMNATIONS, AND THAT IS THE G-DLAW THAT G-D MAKES US HAVE TO BE NICE! SO! IF YOU DO NOT EVERY VERY TIME THAT YOU MUST AND SO, THEN YOU ARE NOT THE NICE THAT G-D HAS DEMANDED FOR YOU! TO BE! ARABS AND JEWS ARE SAND NIGGERS AND NOT WHITE SO THEY ARE THE SATANERS TO KILL FOR JESUS TO DANCE AND HOP AROUND ALL HAPPY AND GLAD AND SMILING IN THE SHIFTING DESSERT SANDS. TAKE YOUR WHINY FAGALONG BUTTSACK WETNESS OF SLOTH AND POUTY GRIMNESS OF THE SOUL AND POISON SPIRIT, AND SLAP YOURSELF SENSIBLE WITH IT, YOU SNAGGLETOOTHED PANTRYHOSE RIPPERS! YOU JEWFAGGOLINO SNIPPYWIPES WILL ALL HAVE YOUR BUTTOCKS SHORN BY THE SWORD OF THE LORD AND THEN YOU WILL NOT EVER SIT DOWN AGAIN AND WILL HAVE TO SHIT STANDING UP, HA HA, THAT IS WHAT THE DEMONICS HAVE TO GIVE YOU FOR YOUR TRAITORNESSISMS!
SHOP AT WALLMART, YOU BIG TRAITORFAGS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 4, 2004 10:43 PM
Patrioterer Take Your Meds!
Posted by: CheeseWhiz at May 4, 2004 10:44 PM
I was wondering when Patrioterer was going to show up.
Posted by: cathy in seattle at May 4, 2004 10:46 PM
PEACHES WAS A HORRIBLE FOWL MOWTHED JEWESS, WASN'T SHE. PEACHES IS A JEWY NAME, AND JEWFAGS NEVER PERSPIRE! THEY HAVE SECRET HAMS, AND ZION ELDERS WHO DRIVE SUVS AND WALK ON THE MOON WITH SECRET ZIONISTER MOONSHOES STOLEN FROM ARYAN WUNDERKINDER ELROY JETSON! THIS IS DOCUMENTED VERY MUCH IN THE RECTONOMICON PESTMORTIS WHICH IS THE ANCIENT BOOK OF THE DEAD THINGS IN YOUR BUTTHOLE! IF YOU SPEAK OF THE SERPENT YOU MUST SPEAK IN TOUNGE TO CLEAN YOUR TONGUE! NO MORE POTTYMOUTH JEWESS TYPES LIKE THAT FRUITY GIRL OR THAT EVIL GLORIA SINEFELD WHO TOLD SO MANY WOMEN TO BURN UP THEIR UNDERWEARS. SHE DOES NOT CARE EVEN ONE THAT SOMEBODY CAN GET HURT FROM BURNING IF THAT WAY! DAMN, BITCH! SO! THAT IS WHAT THAT IS, THIS TIME! NEXT TIME SOME OTHER THING WITH SOME SATANS BUT NOT SO I DO NOT SEE AND SAVE YOU ALL! AND EVERYONE! SO! THAT!
STAMP OUT EVERY SINGLE SATAN, RIGHT NOW!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 6, 2004 10:10 PM
LISTEN UP EVERY SINGLE YOU DAMN HIPPIES IN THE POT PATCH! YOU FUCKING BEATNIK JEWFAGGING NIGGERLICKERS GOT NOT ANY OF JESUS IN YOU TO HELP YOU BE MORE GOOD AND NOT LIBBIE COMMIEFAG NEST INFESTERS! YOU ARE EXACTLY THE VERY KIND OF LESBO DYKERFAGS WHO BRAKE UP A HAPPY HOME AND MAKE A WIFE BE A QUEER GIRLFAG WHO WILL NOT DO HER MARTIAL DUTY! SO MANY SATANS! FIRST LADY LARA BUSH WOULD NEVER EVER DO DIRTY SATANIC DYKESEX WITH NOBODY NOT EVEN HERSELF, SHE HAS THE HOLY HOLY HOLY OF G-D IN HER AND NOT EVEN TINY SATANS. YOU BEATNIK RAGTIME LEZBONER DILDOPE LIBBIE NAZI POPEHUMPER FROGHEAD BITCHES NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH G-D AND KILL YOUR DAMN HOMOJEW WOPSNICKETTY POLLACK KWEERBAKE FAGBALLSACKDRIPPING SELFS! AND BE DEAD! FOREVER AND EVER AND ALL THE TIME! AND ON! INFINITY! YOU JEWASSFAGS!
STOP MAKING BABY JESUS WEEP, YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 11, 2004 02:16 AM
TOO FUNNY IS A BIG SISSYBITCH NANCYMAN JEWFAG OF SOCIETIES OF WOMANLY MEN WHO SIP TEA AND EAT CRUMPETS AND GIGGLE A LOT BECAUSE HE HAS NO TESTICUMIN IN HIS GENITLE REGIONS AND THAT MAKES A PALACE FOR THE DOUBT SATANS TO NESTLE IN HIM SO MUCH TO HAVE HIM RUN AND RUN AWAY LIKE THE QUEERQUEEN HE IS. HE DOES NOT DRINK THE BIG FAITH AND EAT OF THE SACRED BODY OF MR.PRESIDENT BUSH THE HOLY CHRISTIAN PRESIDENT AND DOES NOT BE FOR THE RAPTURE IN THE END OF DAYS AND NIGHTS AND AFTERNOONS! TOO! AND NO MORE BRUNCHS YOU FAGS! SO! WHEN TOO FUNNY BECOMES TOO RUNNY AND SAUNTERS HIS MUTATED TRIANGULAR ASS OVER AND BEGS YOU FOR A SPRITZ OF SQUEEZE CHEESE YOU JUST KICK HIM IN HIS WARTY SMEGMACAKED PISS-NUB AND TELL HIM THAT HE HAS FORSAKEN OUR RULER AND THAT IS LIKE FORSAKING JESUS. TOO FUNNY IS JEWDUS I-SCARED-A-LOT! HELL IN HIS PANTS TO GO IN HIS EVERYTHING INSIDE OF HIM, SO BAD TO BE IN THE HELLPANTS BURNING LIKE FIRES OF EVERYTIME FOREVER, BUT THAT IS THE PRICE, BETRAYERBOY! THAT IS THE PRICE! NO SALVATION AND DAMNED AND DAMNED HA HA YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A BIG FAT FAGGY COWARDHEAD!
TO TURN FROM BUSH IS TO FACE SATAN!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 13, 2004 03:15 PM
OH YEAH RIGHT LIKE WE'RE ALL SHAKING IN OUR GALOSHES WE'RE SO AFRAID OF IF YOU WILL USE YOUR LITTLE PP LOG TO SHUT THE TRUE BLUE WHITE CHRISTAIN AMERICAN MEN OF AMERICA DOWN AND !NOT! SO, I DO NOT THINK VERY SO, HA! YOU ARE NOT THE QUEEN OF THE MONKEYS TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT IS SO EVERY TIME! WHY ARE GIRLS SO DARN BOSSY? IT'S A JEWFAGDYKEFAG FAG THING, RIGHT, FAGDYKEJEWFAG? STOP LICKING THAT NIGGER AND ANSWER ME YOU SWARTHY FAGOLEO. DON'T YOU PROTRUDE AND BULGE AT *ME*, *I* AM A WHITE CHRISTIAN MAN, AND I WILL PADDLE THE SATANS RIGH OUT OF YOUR FIRM TONED YOUNG BUTTOCKS OF EVIL, VERY VERY MUCH AND YOU WILL THANK ME FOR IT AND SAY I AM SAVED AND SAVED. JESUS WILL HEAL YOU ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE GIVEN OF MYSELF AND REACHED OUT TO PRESERVE AND PROTECT YOUR AMERICAN PURITY OF AMERICAN ESSENCE! A LITTLE CHEMICAL LIGHT SODOMY NEVER HURT ANYONE, WE USED TO DO IT TO JIMMY AT BOARDING SCHOOL ALL THE TIME, AND HE TURNED OUT OK, HAS A BIG RADIO SHOW AND EVERYTHING, SO SHUT YOUR LIARMOUTHS EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A LIE ABOUT AMERICA, PIGFARTJEWFAGNIGGERLOVERHIPPIEPINKOPUKES! AND POOTFAGS!
STOP SENDING PANTIES TO JOHN ASHCROFT!!!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 15, 2004 12:38 PM
I DO NOT HAVE NO ANGER MANAGEMENT SATANS IN MY GENTILES BECAUSE JESUS MANAGES MY ANGER FOR ME AND HOLDS MY HAND ALL DAY AND NIGHT EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT. THE HOLY CHRISTIAN PRESIDENT MR.PRESIDENT BUSH SAID TO MAKE THE THE EVIL SATANERS TORTURED SO THEY CAN KNOW WHAT HELL WILL LIKE FOR THEM TO BE IN FOREVER. IF YOU FEEL SAD FOR A TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL TO BE RAPED IN THE PRISON, REMEMBER THAT SHE IS THE SATANER ISLAMATIST WHORECHILD AND WILL GROW UP TO GIVE DISEASES AND BUGS AND THINGS FOR SANTANS IN YOUR PURE AMERICAN GENTILES! SO! YOU MUST GIVE ALL THE THANKS TO JESUS AND GOD AND MR.BUSH FOR HIS WAY TO MAKE YOU SAVED FROM SATANERWHORECOOTERS! IF YOU WANT TO HAVE FOOD TO PUT ON YOUR FAMILY AND LIVE IN THE SAFE AND WARM WHITE WAY OF GOOD THINGS TO BE AND HAVE, YOU MUST DO AS YOU ARE TOLD EVERY EVERY EVERY! AND NOT ELSE!
TIME FOR ALL YOU FAGS TO BUTCH UP!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 17, 2004 05:42 PM
YOU STINYWINKING BUTTCLAM HOMOJEWFAGBITCHWORMS! OF THE MORE THAN NINE MILLION KNOWN SATANS! YOU DO NOT EVER +DARE+ TO SAY THE DEFLAMATORY WORDS OF PORN AND SIN ABOUT ANN COLTER!!! I WILL SEE YOU PAY WITH YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL AND JESUS WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU TO MAKE THE FUN OF THE AMERICAN PATRIOT THAT IS ALMOST AS PATRIOTER AS ME, PATRIOTERER, THAN ANN COLTER IS TO BE IN AMERICA! NOW! YOU JEWNEEN AND SAMMYJEW, YOU DO NOT EVEN EVEN SPEAK OF HER IN YOUR DIRTY DYKEWOPJEWFAG CHATTER FOR SATAN! YOU DIRTY WOODPIG TOUCHERS! OF HELL AND STUFF! HOW SAD AND BAD FOR YOU TO BE SO AWFUL! I WILL PRAY AT YOU! ANN COLTER IS THE WOMAN WHO IS SO NICE AND GOOD AND CAN NOT FIND A NICE CHRISTIAN MAN TO MARRY BECAUSE OF YOUR JEWDYKEWOPFAGSPICHOMOCHINK JUNGLEBUNNYLOVE WAY THAT YOU MAKE EVERYONE HAVE IN AMERICA! YOU BE SORRY FOR WHAT YOU SAY! BE SORRY!
PENT AND REPENT, FARTY GODLESS WANDERLINGS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 17, 2004 08:15 PM
OK SO I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE AND IN IT JEWNEEN GOES TO HELL AND SATAN TELLS HER "JEWNEEN, YOU IS MY DAUGHTER" AND IS PLAYED BY SATAN-BOY INCARNATE BEANUE REEVES WHO SENDS HER TO NEW YORK TO START THE APOKALIPS WITH HATESPEACH ON THE LIBBIECOMMIEPINKOJEWFAG DYKEFAGWOPFAG AIRY ANTI-AMERICAN RADIO. FULL OF SATANS. AND THE HOLY CHRISTIAN MAN MR.PRESIDENT BUSH COMES TO SAVE EVERYONE AND BLOWS THE DEMON JEWNEEN AND HER WACKY JEWFAGLER MINIONS INTO THE 9TH JEWFAGPLANE OF CHUNKY SQUARE BUTT SATAN HELL! AND ONLY THE WHITE CHRISTIAN MEN GO TO HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS NICE FOR THEM AND NOT FOR LOSERFAG HOMORAPIST ISLAMATIC JEWFAGNOSTRILHOMOS! OF TOO MANY SATANS! FOREVER! AND MAYBE SOME CLOWNS IN A LITTLE CAR! BUT NOT MIMES BECAUSE THEY ARE FRENCH AND FAGS!
SHUT YOUR HOLES BEFORE THE SATANS GET IN!!!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 20, 2004 11:42 PM
YOU FAGJEWFAG HOMOPECKERSNOTS! YOU SAY THAT OUR HOLY CHRISTIAN PRESIDENT MR.PRESIDENT BUSH IS HAVING CARNUBIAN RELATIONS WITH THAT NIGGRESS SIDE DISH? YOU ARE INVERTED POSSUM BLADDERS WITHOUT MOMMIES BUT MORE SATANS THAN ALL THE JEWDYKES IN LAS VEGAS AND SEATTLE COMBINED AND IF YOU MOCK OUR PRESIDENT WHEN HE IS POINTED BY GOD, THEN YOU ARE THE SATANER PLUG OF BUTTS IN THE HOMOSOCIAL AGENDAPLEX! AND STINKY! MORE! THAN ALL! SO! WHEN MR.PRESIDENT BUSH SAYS TO BE IN PRISON YOU HAVE TO GO AND SHUT UP BECAUSE IF GOD DID NOT5 WANT THINGS TO HAPPEN TO YOU THEN NO ONE COULD DO THEM. IF GOD WAS NOT ON MR.BUSH SIDE THEN MR.BUSH COULD NOT KILL NOBODY. IT IS HOLY AND OF GOD TO KNOW. AND STOP SAYING POTTY TIME THINGS ABOUT MR.BUSH'S CARNIVAL KNOWLEDGE AND HIS MAID OR YOU WILL FIND DRIED RASINS IN YOUR PEE-PEE WHEN YOU DO IT AND YOU WILL CRY AND GOD WILL LAUGH SO LOUD IT WILL MAKE YOUR BUTTSKIN FALL OFF!
YOU PICKANINNIES STOP LUSTING FOR MY PRESIDENT!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 25, 2004 07:37 PM
eyyy parrotrier!!!!!!!!!!
when you gonna say sumpim controversal?
u alla time coplimenting lil snorts!
dey allready spoiled rotten with love!
Posted by: Sunshine Jim at May 25, 2004 07:41 PM
Try to imagine Patrioterer's emails without the caps, Just doesn't have the same effect, does it?
Posted by: cathy in seattle at May 25, 2004 07:42 PM
is this "Patrioterer" real? or is it janeane making fun of a typical bush luffin' cracker? either way... thats some funny shit.
Posted by: soopajdelux at May 25, 2004 07:50 PM
patrioterer reminds me of the crazy street person on that simpsons episode where bart looses his soul...
Posted by: FlamingBuddha at May 25, 2004 07:55 PM
YOU CRUSTHEADED FAGOLEO SMEGULOIDS LIVE IN A POOTY FROOTY LITTLE FAIRY TALE! SHARON HAS A GIRLY NAME BECAUSE HE IS A JEWFAG! HOW CAN ISREAL BE REAL? IT SHOULD BE CALLED ISNOTREAL! JEWS ARE NOT WHITE, KIKEDYKES ARE NOT RIGHT! THAT THEY DRINK THE BLOOD OF CHRISTIAN CHILDREN IS NOT NEWS, IT HAS BEEN DOCUMENTED FOR CENTURIES. IT IS WRONG TO BLAME JUST SHARON OR THE LICK-HOOD PARTY OR ISNOTREAL, BLAME QUEER HOMOFAGJUDYJEWPUNKS OF THE ZIONISTER ELDER PROTOCOLERS! YOU CAN NOT EXPLAIN FRAN DRESCHER OR PAULY SHORE ANY OTHER WAY!!! AND THE SWARMS OF BILLIONS OF TINY EVIL BALD HOMOFAGJEWDYKERS LIVING IN THE HOLLOW EARTH CAN FESTER AND OOZE RIGHT UP INTO YOUR BASEMENT AND EAT YOUR CAT AND POOP IN YOUR HOPE CHEST AND MOCK YOUR CHRSITIAN GENTILES. THEY ARE NOT CUTE ALIENS, AND THE BUTT-PROBES SHOULD TELL YOU WHAT IS THE WHAT OF THIS! NOW! YOU WILL HAVE THE BILLIONS OF VAMPIRE HOLLOW EARTH FAGJEWKIKEDYKES COME TO GET YOU IN THE APOCALYPSE BUT IF YOU ARE THE CHRISTIANS OF GOODNESS AND WHITE AND BEHAVE GOOD THEN YOU WILL BE ON HEAVEN WHICH IS A CITY IN MARS, AND NOT HOME FOR THEM TO EAT AND POOP ON! YAY! AND SAVED. BUT NOT IF YOU ARE A MUD PERSON AND NOT WHITE AND CHRISTIAN AND HAVE A CODE FOR THE SPACE SHUTTLE.
MY SPACE SHUTTLE CODE WILL BE HERE VERY SOON, YOU DIRTY SINNFAGS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 27, 2004 11:05 AM
The Patrioterer is back! My freakin' hero!!!
Hell yeah, SJ has 2 JRs and they are his pride and joy!
Posted by: troll p. at May 27, 2004 11:12 AM
POOTY FROOTY LITTLE FAIRY TALE!
wow... thats deep. deep as enrons coffers...
Posted by: ja at May 27, 2004 11:13 AM
why is patrioter always make racist comments?
Posted by: muck4doo at May 27, 2004 11:16 AM
Muck;
Patrioterer high satire. VERY HIGH.
Posted by: troll p. at May 27, 2004 11:22 AM
Wow, Patrioterer, that's some seriously cartoony over-the-top stuff, dude. Is there anything you actually like? Or does eveything and everyone suck? What about fish? Are fish OK? Y'know, Jesus's symbol was a fish. Do you know why that was?
Bush killed my fish. He must pay for his crimes. A Christian would not have killed my fish, right? If you want to be close to Jesus, you have to help look after the fish. That's in the bible!
Posted by: Aquaman at May 27, 2004 11:26 AM
Is Patrioterer the fabled return of Francis E. Dec?
My favorite site... the Kooks Museum!!!
http://home.pacifier.com/~dkossy/dec.html
http://home.pacifier.com/~dkossy/newschzwing.html
Francis E. Dec, Esquire: YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE! ----------------------------------------------
"Sneak shameless hangman rope gangster government leaders into Frankenstein living death eternal slavery, I now go to death for your lowest deadly felony crime against me. Frankenstein Earphone Radio parroting puppet gangster slave do not dare to repeat any part of this truthful message. For like Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esquire, you too are expendable and you too can be beaten bloodily by the gangster police and dragged in chains into a windowless telephone booth type prison cell and put into maximum security insanity prison for undetectable extermination, and by the lowest gangsterism, namely, the law, character assassinated for life as an insane, criminal menace to this worse Gangster Communism. Now that your terrified, trembling delirium has subsided have your computer subdivision play out my letter, and you, reread my letter FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE. Francis E. Dec, Esquire, 29 Maple Street, Hempstead, NY." ----------------------------------------------
Facinating!!!!
I worship Donna Kossy, who created the Kooks Museum.
Posted by: Fishgrease at May 27, 2004 11:47 AM
Yay Fishgrease, Miss Anne, No?body...
Patrioterer may be Elegant Elliot Offen?
Posted by: troll p. at May 27, 2004 11:55 AM
DONNA CAN NOT INCLUDE ME IN HER PAGAN PANTHEON BECAUSE I AM SO PROFOUNDLY HATED BY HER EX HUSBAND KEN THAT HIS WITHERED HEAD WOULD EXPLODE IF SHE EVEN MENTIONED ME. WHEN YOU COMPARE ME TO THE INCOMPARABLE FRANCIS E. DEC YOU DAMN HIM UNDESERVEDLY WITH THE FAINTEST OF PRAISE. I AM A MERE SHAM OF A WEAK REFLECTION OF A SHADOW OF A MOCKERY OF A SHAM OF THAT WORTHY KOOK. SHIT, I CAN'T EVEN GET A DAMN KOOK AWARD, AND NOT FOR LACK OF TRYIN', LEMME TELL YA! IT'S DICK CLARK AND HIS FUCKING HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRE CULT WHO'RE DOIN' THIS TO ME. GODLESS HOMOFAG JEWCOMMUNISTER RABBITSLAPPERS! THEY MAKE SUSHI OUT OF CHRISTIAN BABIES! WOLFGANG PUCK IS A BIG GAY WEREWOLF! SATANS IN THEIR GENTILES SO MANY THAT IT MAKES THE SKY WEEP AND FART AND SCREAM AND SCREAM AND SCREAM! AND SCREAM! AND SCREAM!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 27, 2004 12:19 PM
patrioterer,
Did I not say you had talent?
http://thealphaliberal.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Nobody at May 27, 2004 12:23 PM
DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT DIRTY EVIL JEWFAGHOMOPOD WASABI! IT WAS THE ***KOSHER*** ORCHARD VALLEY HARVEST WASABI PEANUTS THAT DID THE DAMAGE, THAT LET IN THE SATANS SO MANY OF THE FIRST PLACE, DAMN JAPO-JUDYJEWFAGGERS! HOW MANY SATANS CAN YOU FIT IN A WASABI PEANUT? MOST OF THEM!!! SOMEONE SHOULD SET OUT A WATCH FOR WASABI PEANUTS AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION SO THEY DO NOT INFILTRATE THE SNACK MIX! BEWARE THE GREEN FIRE DEATH FROM BEVMO! THE MO IN BEVMO STANDS FOR HOMOSATANFIREBURNING, AND THE MOUTH HELL OF THE WASABI PEANUT IS THE MARK OF ALL THE BIGGER SATANS OF THE HELLS! SAMOANS MAY ALSO BE HOMOJEWSATANERS. BUT. YOU CAN TELL IF THEY EAT THE SATANER GREEN PEANUTS! EVERY ONE TIME! IT TRICKED ME AND I ATE SEVERAL BECAUSE I CAN BECAUSE I HAVE THE MIGHTY. BUT. IT MADE HARD PATCHES APPEAR ON MY BACK AND GIVES ME HUGE MUSCLE SPASMERS AND MADE MY EYES RED. SO. YOU CAN SEE IT IS OF THE BIG SATANS AND HELL TIME DOERS. I RECCOMEND THEM VERY HIGHLY. BUT. PRAY FOR JESUS TO SAVE YOUR FROM THE WASABI PEANUTS!
WASABI PEANUTS CAN KILL YOUR MOMMY!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 27, 2004 12:42 PM
Patrioterer,
Applause!
Posted by: Fishgrease at May 27, 2004 01:02 PM
BTW if some of you fine posters would grace my blog with the kind of posts you do here I would be honored...that includes you patrioterer (you owe me for being the first to get the joke and being a fan right?)
Damn fish you made me blush right through my beard.
http://thealphaliberal.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Nobody at May 27, 2004 01:52 PM
JAHNEEN YOU JEWFAG SWINEDYKE, YOU WANT THAT OLD GAY HOMOFAGGER TO GORE YOU BUT HIS PRONG IS ONLY FOR LITTLE ARAB BOYS SO YOU HAVE TO BE ALL ALONE WITH YOUR BIG CHUNKY SQUARE BUTT FULL OF SATANS AND THAT IS JUST TOO DAMN BAD, YEAH HA HA AND HA! SO YOU CAN SAY IT IS OVER FOR THE HOLY CHRISTIAN MAN WHO IS THE HERO OF THE LOYAL AMERICANS BUT IF YOU ARE NOT THE KING AND HAVE NULCEAR BOMBS THEN YOU CAN DECIDE BUT THE PRESIDENT OF OUR HOLY WHITE EMPIRE IS THE ONE WHO HAS THE BOMBS AND MAKES THE RULES AND TO DECIDE WHEN IS OVER AND NOT! NOT! SO YOU CAN FAGGAROOTY AROUND THE TOWN WITH YOUR HOMMOFLAPPS WHIRRING MADDLY ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND DAY LONG FOREVER BUT IT WILL NOT BE THE THING THAT IS!
GOD WILL NOT LET LIBBIE COMMUNISTER BABYEATER HOMOFAGNIGGERTOWNERS TO BE THE WINNER! GO AND BE IN HELL AND BE SAD AND CRY A LOT YOU BIG PINK POODLE PANTY PUSHERS! ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS, KILL AND BE KILLED FOR JESUS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 4, 2004 08:48 PM
ALL YOU JEWFAGTRIKEDYKEKIKES JUST BETTER SHUT UP SO FOREVER TIMES ABOUT MR.HOLY CHRISTIAN EX-PRESIDENT MR.RONALD REAGAN! WE NEED MORE TORTURE JUDGES IN THIS SISSYBITCH LAND OF GIRLYMEN WHO ARE AFRAID OF A LITTLE RITUAL SODOMY! YOU CAN NOT BE THE BUTTHOILE KING, ONLY THE PRESIDENT IS ALLOWED BY GOD TO GO IN A BUTTHOLE AND BE NASTY THAT WAY AND NOT GET TOO MANY SATANS UPON THE PENSISES! EVER! AND SO! JESUS LOVES MR.REAGAN AND MEL GIBON AND NOT NO FAG ACTORS LIKE VAL KILMER OR BEANUE REVVES! AND WHEN HE GOES TO THE HEAVENS TO BE WITH GOD, LITTLE BABY ANGELS FROM EL SALVADOR WILL THROW FLOWER PETALS AT HIM. WE THE GOOD AND RIGHT AND BRIGHT MIGHTY WHITE WING OF AMERICA THE BEAUTIFULNESS HAVE THE WINNING TIME NOW FOREVER AND NO MORE NEGROTIANS OR ORNAMENTALS TO SELL OUR COUNTRY TO THE MEXICANTERS! WHO HAVE PAPALSATANS CRAWLING IN THEIR GROINS! FREQUENTLY! AND MISTER PANSYFROOTERBOY SNOWSPOONBITCH, YOU UP YOURSELF SOME FOR THE WORDS OF EVIL ABOUT JESUS AND REPUBLICANS OR YOU WILL BE A WORM HEAD BAT SNACK AND CRY LIKE A PEELED RADISH! HA HA-HA HA!
CATHY FROM SEATTLE, STOP TOUCHING MY GENTILES WITH YOUR DIRTY HEATHEN MIND!!!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 10, 2004 11:35 AM
Ah, the Patrioterer!
Like the gentle strains of Asscroft's 'Eagle's Sore" or a breath of fresh limberger...
Where have u been, my hero?
Posted by: troll p. at June 10, 2004 11:47 AM
2 things.
First, I mispelled Cherokee. Jeeeez, someday I'll consider the virtues of sleep.
Second, Patrioterer, what are you on? My wife hates you, but it's not your fault. It's the result of me running around the house singing "Patrioter-ER, he's patrioterer than you!" until she smacks me in the head. The rest of the time, I've been singing "ding, dong, the gipper's dead, gipper's dead, ding, dong, the wicked gipper's dead" in a munchkin voice, which she seems to enjoy. Women are so FUSSY!
Posted by: John Iceknife at June 10, 2004 12:02 PM
My guess of Patrioterer fuel;
Crack with a John Burch black coffee chaser...and snorting the ashes of burnt copies of 'Soldier of Fortune'...
Posted by: troll p. at June 10, 2004 12:08 PM
AM YOU SLIMEWADJEWDYKERS DON'T DARE EVER EVER EVER MAKE FUN OF DENNIS MILLER!!! HE IS A CHRISTIAN MAN AND FOLLOWS THE LEADINGS OF THE CHRISTIAN KING WHO IS OUR PRESIDENT AND HOLY! IT IS SO EASY FOR ALL YOU HUGE PEOPLE TO MAKE FUN OF DENNIS MILLER BECAUSE HE IS TINY AND AFRAID BUT YOU WERE LITTLE ONCE TOO AND SHOULD SHUT YOUR DAMNED HELLMOUTHFACE THE HECK UP BEFORE ALL THE SATANS IN THERE FLY OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND MAKE THE WHOLE WHOLE TIME ALL STINKY AND FOUL AND WITH EVIL DEMON SPERMS THAT MAKE MORE SATANS COME TO BE INSIDE YOU EVERY SINGLE VERY EVERY THERE IS THERE! IT DOES NOT MATTER EVEN SOME THAT HE IS NOT FUNNY ANY MORE BECAUSE HE IS SERIOUS NOW AND YOU ARE THE JELUS PIGFART BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE ALL THE FAME AND MONEY OF DENNIS MILLER THAN IN YOUR LITTLE FINGER! DENNIS MILLER KNOWS SAND NIGGERS HATE JESUS AND ARE HOMOFAGJUDYJEWDYKEWORMS, AND HE IS A GRAET AMERICAN PATRIOT LIKE ME!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 15, 2004 06:45 AM
ALL LIBBIE JEWFAGHOMODYKERS ARE DEAD BABY EATERS AGAINST JESUS, ON TOAST. AND GAYFAGGER CHINKWOP NIGGERPOKERS. GOD THE HOLY LORD AND KING OF EVERYTHING MADE RICH PEOPLE BE RICH TO REWARD THEM FOR BEING WHITE AND CHRISTIAN. IF YOU GO AGAINST THE RICHEST, YOU DEFY THEMS TO BE THE CLOSER TO GOD THAN YOU AND ANGER GOD AND SEND YOUR HEAD AND BUTT TO SATANVILLE HELL! YOU BE GOOD AND NICE AND GOD WILL LET YOU SERVE THE ELTIE HEAVENGUARD FOR THE ETERNALITY! BUT! TO BE THE POORNESS IS SATANER FOR HAVING NOT GOD KISSES AND SO TO BE NEAR TO SATANS EVERY SINGLE EVERY OF FOREVER! ALWAYS!
THE RICH ARE RICH BECAUSE GOD LOVES THEM. HE HATES THE POOR, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE POOR LIKE YOU LIBBIE COMMIE BUTTSEXERS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 16, 2004 10:41 PM
HA HA LIBBIE TURDBALL JEWFAG NIGGERLOVERS, WAR DOG IS A LOYAL AMERICAN PATRIOT AND IS THE RIGHT ONE AND ALL YOU DUMBBYFAGS AND HOMOQWEERS ARE TREADING TAPIOCA IN YOUR CRADLES OF DUMB SADNESSES! THE SATANS IN YOUR BLOWHOLES HAVE COME HOME TO ROOSTIFY AND YOU ARE LOST IN THE DUMBNESS NOT LIKE SMART WHITE CHRISTIANS LIKE ME AND OUR HOLY CHRISTIAN MAN MR.PRESIDENT BUSH AND WAR DOG WHO WILL WIN AND WIN AND PUSH ALL YOU NIGGERTIME JUDYJEWFAGS AND SPICOLIAN CHINKWOPS INTO THE SEA! OF SORROW! WE ARE FROM GOD TO DOMINATOR YOU AND WE ARE THE CONTROLERS NOT YOU AND WE MAKE THE DESTINY NOT YOU LIBBIE BEATNIK DICKBUNNIES! SO HA AND HA ALL TIMES TO YOU AND YOUR UGLY MOMMY AND YOUR STINKY DOG YOU PANSYASS WAX FRUIT MOLESTERS! MR.BUSH AND WAR DOG AND I WILL DESTROY YOU FAGGISH NIGGERBITCH DRUGGED OUT PAPIST MCSPICERS! THIS IS OUR AMERICA AND WE WILL KILL YOU ALL TO TAKE IT BACK! THIS IS YOU THREE AND A HALF MINUTE WARNING TO DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND VOTE FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL SENT BY THE KING OF HEAVEN! OR BE IN SATANTIME FOR ALL THE LIFE AND THEN ALL THE ETERNAL AFTER THAT FOREVER AND EVER YOU SCUMLINGS! HA AND HA AND MORE HA!
HITLER WAS THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS AND YOU HURT HIM SO NOW WE WILL KILL YOU ALL BUT NOT EAT YOU NO JUST THROW YOU DEAD BUTTOCKS AWAY! FAGS!
Posted by Patrioterer at June 18, 2004 10:03 AM
HEY TIM ROBBER I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER YOU BEATNIK HOMOFAGJEWBOY! YOU ARE ON MY SHORT LIST YES YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU ARE A RACE TATER AND AN EMENY OF GOD THE HOLY KING OF HEAVEN AND OUR CHRISTIAN PRESIDENT MR.PRESIDENT BUSH! THERE IS NO DYKEFAGCHINKWOP IN ALL HOLLYWOOD MORE COMMIE PINKO FAGGERIST THAN YOU EXCEPT MAYBE ED ASNER AND ROB RINER AND PAULY "EVILJEWFAGMEDIAMOGUHL" SHORE! AND FRAN DRESCHER! WHEN YOU DO A MOVIE I DO NOT PAY TO SEE IT AND NO CHRISTIAN WILL BECAUSE JEWFAGS LIKE YOU MAKE AMERICA HURT INSIDE LIKE EATING SHOES! AND SO MANY SATANS COME FROM YOUR BUTTHOLE EVERY TIME THAT YOU CAN NOT SIT IN A CHAIR TO NOT LEAVE A BURN MARK! IN IT! FROM YOUR SATANBUTTOCKS! WHICH IS ROUND IN A WAY THAT IS NOT LIKE A WHITE MAN SO WE KNOW ABOUT YOU NOW!
ACTORS WHO ARE NOT IN THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST ARE NOT GOOD ACTORS! AND FAGS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 18, 2004 09:24 PM
***************** hmmm hmmmm didn't jesus spend most of his time with 13 MEN???
Posted by: Frankie at June 18, 2004 09:27 PM
EVOLUTION IS A DAMNATIONAL HOMOJUDYJEWFAGIST CHINKDYKE SPICCERKIKE WOPALOTTA LIES TO MAKE WHITE CHRISTIAN MEN THINK WE ARE FROM MONKEYS! WE ARE NOT NO DAMN ANIMALS LIKE NO NIGGERS AND JEWS AND OTTERS! AND THINGS! LIKE THAT! SO GOD MADE US TO BE IN HIS IMAGE NOT WITH A TAIL OR A MANE OR FANGS OR BIG LIPS OR BIG NOSES OR SLANTY EYES OR SCALES AND WINGS! WE DID NOT EVOLVE AND NO WAY FOR YOU TO HAVE THE SATANS IN YOUR PANTS AND PLACES COME TO BE ON US! HA AND SOME MORE HA AND HA, ON YOU AND YOUR MONKEY! MR.BUSH WILL SEND YOU AND YOUR MONKEY TO IRAQ TO BE WITH YOUR FAMILY THE SAND NIGGER MONKEYS! AND ONLY REAL AMERICANS IN THE AMERICA FOR WHITE PEOPLE OF GOD TO BE IN HOMES! HERE! IN AMERICA! YOU SIN TOILET!
YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF FOR YOUR INFEARIOR RACE, YOU DAMN YOU RACE TATERS WHO SAY FOR EVOLUTIONS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 19, 2004 06:44 PM
Patrioterer: WB dude. Not to wax excessively cliche', but... decalf. Really. At least TRY it.
Posted by: John Iceknife at June 19, 2004 06:50 PM
YOU HAVE THE SATANS IN YOUR PANTS Posted by: Patrioterer at June 19, 2004 06:44 PM
It's usually women who say that to me!
Posted by: World as Will at June 19, 2004 07:02 PM
DIRTY ROTTEN STINKY EVIL HOMOJEWFAGS FOR SATANS, YOU ARE CAUGHT AND BUSTED AND TO GO FOR ALL THE TIME OF HELL! YOU DO NOT DO NO CRIMES WHEN CHIRSTIAN MEN WHO OWN THEATERS DO NOT SHOW COMMUNISTER MIKEL MOORES TERRIBLE ANTIAMERICAN HATE MOVIE! AND IF YOU DO YOU WILL GO TO JAIL AND BE HOMOSEXORS FOR THE BIG BALD FAT CHINKSPICS AND BUTTHOLENIGGERS! IF AMERICA WHITE MEN LET WHITE CHILDREMS TO SEE THAT DIRTY PORNO SMUT HATEFEST FECAL POOL MOVIE FILM, THEN THEY ARE SATAN CANS FULL OF MORE SATANS! NOW! YOU DO NOT DO NO CRIMES AGAINST THE CRHISTIAN WHITE THEATER FOR HAVING GOOD MORALS AND JESUS IN THEM. EVERY!
CATHLICKERS ARE NOT REAL CHRISTIANS BECAUSE THEY ARE WOPFAGS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 21, 2004 07:55 PM
OH GOODY GOODY FOR ALL THE SATANTIMERS, IT'S A SATANDAYNIGHT LIVE REUNION WITH SOME OF HOMOFAGGERJUDYJEWKIKEDYKER LORIN MIKELS HATE FACTORY AGAINST AMERICA NOT READY FOR CHRISTIAN AMERICA TIME PLAYERS! SATANS EVERYWHERE MUST BE SO PROUD. AND HAPPY. FOR YOU TO BE THERE. ON THE RADIO AND IN THE EARS AND HEADS OF ALL THE INNOCENT AND THE DAMNED ALIKE. LIKE EARWAX FROM HELLS THAT SEEP IN WHILE YOU SLEEP AND EAT YOUR BRANE. FOREVER. IN SOME HELLS A LOT! IT IS SEEN BY ALL WHO SEE THAT YOU DO NOT NEVER HAVE NO CHRISTIAN WHITE PEOPLE FROM GOD ON RADIO EVIL, SO YOU ARE THE BIGGER HYPNOCRITE OF ALL OF THEM! EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT IS A LIE, AND SO YOU ARE THE LIAR OF ALL! AND THAT CHINKWOP SPICPICKER NIGGERLICKER FOOT WORSHIP GIRLY LIES TO SAY ANYTHING EVER! SO MANY! NOW!
AQUAMAN IS NOT A HERO. MEN WHO WEAR TIGHTS ARE FAGS. AND LOVE FISH. AND SATANS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 21, 2004 09:25 PM
Hey, Patrioterer!!!
Good to see ya!!!
Had any good BUTTSEX lately???
p :)
Posted by: petemoon at June 21, 2004 09:29 PM
hee hee...
"AND the hollywood liberals and the right-wing shills ARE PAID BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO FUND THE ELITIST PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS!!!"
You agreed with Patrioterer, You agreed with Patrioterer, neener neener neeeeeeener!
Posted by: Anonymous at June 21, 2004 09:33 PM
DIRTY STINKING LIARHED JEWFAGHOMOQWEER SLOPPY BUTTNESTERS! SO MANY SINISTER SATANS SING SAD SMUT SONGS! YOU BEATNIK FAGGERPONIES AND NIGGERSMOOCHING JEWDYKE HOPHEADS TELL ALL THE LIES AND LIES! OF ALL THE TIMES ABOUT WHITE CHRISTIAN MENS AND SO WHAT IF NIGGERS AND SPICS AND CHINKWOPS DID NOT VOTE IN THE AMERICA ELECTION! THEY ARE NOT PEOPLE THEY ARE FARM ANIMALS THAT GOT AWAY AND WHITE CHRISTIAN AMERICA HATES THEM AS MUCH AS JESUS! AND HE DOES! THAT IS WHY THEY ARE BORN NOT WHITE AND DIRTY DARKIE ANIMALS AND OUR HOLY CHRISTIAN MAN MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH WILL NOT TOLERNATE THEM IN HIS PLANET HERE OR THE OTHER HIS PLANET AT MARS! THAT GOD GAVE HIM! TO SAY FOR BUSH TO HAVE COKANE IS A SIN AND LIE AND WRONG AND BAD AND MADE UP BY BUTTSEXING FAGGERTIME HOMOJEW NANCYPANTSERS OF LIBBIE BUGPORN HATS ON DEAD POULTRIES! EVERY! NOW THAT IS CLEAR AND YOU KNOW THE LIE OF MR.BUSH AND NO COKANES YOU WILL SHUT UP AND GO AND DIE! ALWAYS! TO BE WITH ALL YOUR SATANS THERE! IN THE HELLS OF THEM!
GIRLYBITCH MICEWIFE WAS THE FIRST TO FALL AND NOW WHO WILL BE NEXT? HA AND HA HA, YOU WILL ALL GO HELLING AWAY AND NO ONE TO BE HERE! AND NO LIBBIEFAGOS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 22, 2004 04:42 PM
IF JESUS WANTED CANADIANS TO HAVE OPINIONS THEY WOULD BE WHITE AND LIVE IN AMERICA LIKE CHRISTIANS AND NOT SOME FRENCHY SURRENDER EATING CHEEZE MONKEY HOMOJEWFAG CHINKITYWOPPERS! HAW! THAT IS WHY YOU JAPPO-CANOOK IMPERIALISTER FAGBAGS ARE SO DUMB AND HAVE MICHAEL J. FOX FOR DINNER TO EAT YOUR PORRIDGE AND HAM THAT YOU CALL BACON AND IS NOT EVEN BACON YOU IDIOT SATAN HARVESTER BUCKET WORMS! YOU MAKE GOD PUKE ON YOU ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND DAY TO TRY TO SPEAK FRENCH MANBUTTLOVE LANGWAGE! EVERY OF THE GOOD AND CHRISTIAN MAN OF LIFE HAS SO MANY HATES ON YOU THAT IT MAKES A SATAN ON THEM IF FOR NOT JESUS TO SAVE THEM AND NOT YOU! HA SOME MORE TIMES IN YOU! THEN YOU LIVE IN SOUP AND HAVE NO TESTICULANS TO FLOAT SO YOU DROWN IN SOUP AND STINK BUNCHES AND CRY AND CRY LITTLE JAPPOFAG CHINKWOP BUTTPIRATE CANIGGERNOOK!
MAPLE SYRUP IS THE BLOOD OF TEERS AND CHRISTIAN BABIES MIXED BY CANADIAN SATANERS! DO NOT EAT SOME OR THE HELLS OF IT GO IN YOU NOT SOME, NO, *ALL ALL ALL* TIMES! EVERY! ONE!
Posted by: Paitrioterer at June 22, 2004 07:06 PM
TREES
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 22, 2004 07:08 PM
I always read the profane rants as a parody of the 60's porno novelette "Candy."
Perhaps I have already admitted to too much?
Posted by: Crank Bait at June 22, 2004 07:48 PM
I really don't see why you have to resort to cheap jokes at the expense of this young man because of his sexual preference or his religion. Strive for mutual respect thought understanding, and give peace a chance. Remeber that Jesus was a Jew. No Christian can hate anyone if Jesus is in our hearts, nor can we fail to love his own people. Thank you for reading this.
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 22, 2004 09:41 PM
WHY DO YOU HAVE A JESUS-KILLING ASS-RAPIST ON YOUR SHOW? DID YOU TELL ALL THE MENS IN THAT PLACE FOR SAFENESS TO HAVE TAPE FOR THEIR BUTTOCKS TO REPEL THE SATANS OF JEWSPERMS AT THEM TO PROTECT THEM IN CHRIST? YOU ARE THE HELLQUEEN OF EVIL BITCHNESS AND EVERY BAD THINGS, JANEEN THE LIBBIE BEATNIK DOODLESNICKER! TO SNUGGLE WITH SINFAGS AND HOMOJUDYJJEWQWEERS AND PORNLERS IS ALL THE THING YOU DO! YOU DO NOT LOVE JESUS AND YOU DO NOT LOVE THE WHITE CHIRSTIAN MENS AND YOU DO NOT LOVE ME AND YOU ARE BADDER THAN EVERY! SO! AND UMAN THURMAN IS SMARTIER TO BE THAN YOU EVERY WEEKS! AND NO FAKE PATRIOTERER IS TO SAY HAVE LOVE FOR SINDEATH AND EVILTHINGS AND NIGGERTUNE ROCKS AND ROLLS.
GET ALL THE SATANS OFF YOU AND WATCH CLEAR CHANNEL AND BE CHRISTIAN AND FOR AMERICA NOW!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 22, 2004 09:55 PM
"PORNLERS"
nice one
Posted by: Nobody at June 22, 2004 09:56 PM
SINFAGS AND HOMOJUDYJJEWQWEERS AND PORNLERS Posted by: Patrioterer at June 22, 2004 09:55 PM
Say what you want about my race, nationality, religion, sexual orientation or gender, but you mess with my porn, you and me gonna have a problem son!
Posted by: Anonymous at June 22, 2004 10:03 PM
That's it! Thanks Patrioterer! "LIBBIE BEATNIK DOODLESNICKER!"
Doodlesnickers....... kind of rolls off the tongue....
Posted by: Catharine at June 22, 2004 10:05 PM
HE IS EVEN NAMED FAGGIN' SO DO YOU NEED A NOTE FROM HIS SATANS TO TELL YOU HE IS A BIG FAT JEWFAG FROM ALL THE BAD HELLZONES TO GO TO AND FROM? THERE? IF MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH WAS NOT FOR JESUS THE WORLD OWNER THEN WHY DID GOD MAKE HIM TO BE THE MOST POWER MAN IN THE WORLDS? YOU DO NOT GET TO BE THE LORD OF THE WORLD AND PRESIDENT IF YOU ARE A CHINKWOPPING JEWFAGGERRACECARSNIFFER BUTTHOLEWHISTLER IN BIG RED NIGGERPANTS! SO! WHEN YOU ARE! NOT LIKE HOLY MENS GIVED TO BE AMERICA LIKE WHITE AND GOOD CHRISITANS! IF EVERY SATAN ON YOUR GENTILES GOES TO SLEEP YOU WILL FALL OVER AND BONK YOURSELF AND NOT WAKE UP! SO MANY I TELL YOU IS WHAT THAT YOU CAN NEVER EVER KNOW OTHER THAN NOT WHAT THAT IS, YOU! IS TOO! ALWAYS WAS BUT NOTHING!
PUT THE SATANS LIKE A YO YO ON A STRING. TO WATCH THEM GO TO THE HELLS OF EVERY, PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 22, 2004 10:34 PM
"BUTTHOLEWHISTLER"
Another gem!
Posted by: Nobody at June 22, 2004 10:36 PM
Anti-Intellectual Fundi-Publican Neo-Con Dixiecrat Cracker Bigots...
All you superpatriotic, self-seeking, ignorant, homophobic, deistic, racist, sadomasochistic, fascist, achromatic, dogmatic, red-neck, perilous, parsimonious, extreme, jaundiced, reproachful, small-minded, jingoistic, opprobrious, flag-waving, sectarian, freaky, no-neck, perpetrating, date-raping, moral, depraved, relishing, fundamental, oligarchal, automatic, woolgathering, heedless, irrational, dualistic, defamatory, scurrilous, breakneck, insecure, baleful, serpentine, scathing, false, two-faced, canonical, incredulous, unerring, demagogic, omnipotent, rogue, fideist, zealots…
Go back to your caves.
Posted by: ledge of liberty at June 22, 2004 10:36 PM
CRACKER!!
Posted by: terry wilke at June 22, 2004 10:36 PM
OH NO YOU BASTARDHEAD BASTARDS OF BIG SMELLY JEWFAGHOMOPORNGREASE! YOU DO NOT HAVE HUTS OF AIDS FOR MARS AND SAY THAT TO THE REAL AMERICAN WHITE CHRISTAN MEN OF US! GOD THE LORD GAVE MARS TO MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH TO HAVE FOR THE GOOD WHITE PEOPLE NOT DAMN MONKEYMUDS AND FLAPPYBUTTS LIKE DAVID GIANTJUDYJEWFAGGERBOY ON THE CROSS FOR KILLING JESUS CROSS! GAFFLEHO YOU DAMN RACE TATER WHY DO YOU KILL JESUS EVERY DAY YOU NASTY WOPCHINKER TO HAVE JESUSKILLERS ON YOR SHOW EVERY TIUME SO YOU CAN RUB THE SATANS FROM THEIR GENTILES TO YOU NETHER RELIGIONS! THAT ARE SICKNESS OF HELLS FOR YOU IN YOUR YOU! CRY AND CRY LIBBIE COMMUNISTER SPICFAG JEWDYKES! CRY AND CRY!
OLSENS TWINS ARE NIGGERFONDUE ROCK AND ROLL SUCCUBUS DEMONS TO EAT THE GENTILES OF WHITE CRISTIAN MENS! OF EVIL!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 23, 2004 09:07 PM
YOU MEDIA ELITEST HOMOJEWFAGGER SPICWOPCHINK FOAMY DYKEPODS THINK YOU CAN BE SMARTYHEAD AND GET US WHITE CHRISTIAN MEN BUT YOU CAN NOT BECAUSE WE HAVE THE POWERS FROM GOD, NOT YOU SATANERS OF HELLBEANWHIP POOSTICK LIPPIES! SO! YOU TELL NIGGERPUPPIES AND CHINKERS TO BE IN UNIVERSITIES AND THEY GET NO JOBS TO HAVE NO HOW BUT WHITERS DO NOT NEED YOUR FANSEEPANCE JEWDKEWOP COOLIGES FOR BRANES AND NURD AND EGGHEDS TO HAVE SMARTS IN FOR LIVE! AND NOT! THE BIBLE IS THE ONLY BOOK A CHIRSTIAN SHOUD OWN TO KEEP OUT STATNA. ALL BOOKS EXCEPT THE BIBLE HAS SO MANY SATANS IN THEM TO EAT YOUR SOLE UP AND PUKE YELLOW MARBLES THAT IS LIKE SATAN EYES AND THAT IS ALL! THEN! WHITE AMERICA DOES NOT NEED NO BOOKS EXCEPT THE BIBLE TO SEE! AND KEEP EYES OUT OF GENTILES OF PORNS! ONLY THE BIBLE CAN KEEP SATANPORNS OUT OF THE YOU! INSIDE!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 24, 2004 09:53 PM
LIARHOMOJEWFAGS! YOU THINK THE PATRIOTERER IS AFRAUID OF FAT RETARDIO MIKEY MONKY'S MESSY MOVIE? I AM SO NOT AFRAIAD I CAN MAKE A TICKET STUB ON YOU CHEAPYHEAD BASTARDHEAD BASTARDS! AND LIARS! ALL TIMES OF TIME! I WILL SEND YOU TWO, TO SHOW I TOOK SOMEONE WITH ME SO HA AND HA AND HA AND HA ON YOU AND IN YOUR THINGS! I KILL YOUR SATANS WITH MY BRAVE WHITE CHIRSTIAN AMERICANICA! HO AND HO! I ACCEPT YOR SUPID CHINKITTY WOP WOP WOP CHALLENGER, AND WILL MAIL THAT STUB TO YOU. YOU HOLLYWOOD HOMOJUDYJEWPUNKS WILL SEND TO SOMEONE ELSE AND KNOT NO IT IS THE ME WHO IT IS IF IT IS THE ME THAT IT IS! SO TELL THE SATANS CRAWLING OF YOU THAT I DO SEE THEM AND YOU AND LIARS TIME, BUT I WILL DO THAT ANYWAY AND SEND IT! BUT YOU WILL CHAET AND SEND TO A QWEERFAGOR JEWBONE!
LIARHEAD LIARFAG LIARS UP THE THING NOT AND!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 24, 2004 10:27 PM
Who keeps reposting the entire blog??? Posted by Nicci at June 24, 2004 10:25 PM
I think it's that mental guy or gal, Patrioterer. Posted by: kalena at June 24, 2004 10:28 PM
Patrioterer
do you when someone steps on your toe... do you curse jesus when he said "love thy enemy"... and I ask you "Patrioterer", did jesus preach HATE, and i mean CAPITAL LETTER HATE that you preach and feel... ...just wondering...
Posted by: 13ben at June 24, 2004 10:31 PM
>>>I think it's that mental guy or gal, Patrioterer. nope, not his/her M.O... Patrioterer is a spoofer, not a true troll.
Posted by: cathy streaming aar in seattle at June 24, 2004 10:32 PM
Not Thag buddypal Patrioterer! Him ARTEEST! good good! Him cartoon guy. Him funny.
Posted by: Thag at June 24, 2004 10:33 PM
13ben, Patrioterer isn't the troll who spammed us. He's a spoofer who makes fun of those guys that actually DO talk like that.
Posted by: cathy streaming aar in seattle at June 24, 2004 10:38 PM
Did you see the episode where Patrioterer fell into Usama Bin Sabbah's Irreality Hole and ended up in Central Earthe, where he teamed up with Thag to defeat the Fnorde Horde?
The tearful farewell scene was the best... "Thag remember long good crunch that friend Patriotyman help put on Eff-nordy gang. Thag eat now. good good." "PATRIOTERER LAUGHS ON BLUE RUBBERY THINGS AND IN YOUR THINGS! I KILL YOUR DIMENSIONS SATANS WITH MY BRAVE WHITE CHIRSTIAN AMERICANICA! HO AND HO! I WILL MISS YOU SUPID CHINKITTY WOP WOP WOP NIGGERJEWFAGHOMO, AND WILL ALWAYS CHERISH THESE STOLEN MOMENTS SHARED IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE." If you see it in the videostore, RENT that mofo...
Posted by: citizen frolik at June 24, 2004 10:41 PM
Patrioterer isn't the troll who spammed us. He's a spoofer who makes fun of those guys that actually DO talk like that. Posted by: cathy streaming aar in seattle at June 24, 2004 10:38 PM ==============================================
Oh great!!!
Spoil all my illusions!!!
Next, you'll be telling me there's no Easter Bunny!!!!!
p :(
Posted by: petemoon at June 24, 2004 10:43 PM
DOWN WITH MICHEAL MOORE! DOWN WITH FATTIES JEWFAGS! DO NOT SEE THAT MOVIE OR YOU ARE THE DAMNED COMMUNISTERFAG AND MOLESTRONIC TO CHILDRENS OF THE GOOD WHITE AMERICA! MR.ASHCROFT WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE YOU NOT SAY LIES. IT IS TIME TO SAY THAT ANTIAMERICAN ANTIWHITE ANTICHRIST TALK IS HATE SPEACH AND NOT FOR FREEDOM OF SPEACH! WE NEED A DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTION OF SPEACH TO MAKE OUR FREEDOM HAVE MORE LAW! YOU TURDLUMPY BEATNIKING PRONFRUITS OF SATAN'S BOILING LOINS WANT TO MURDER THE GOOD OF AMERICA BUT GOD THE LORD OF ALL IS WATCHING AND TAKING DOWN NAMES AND GOING TO HAVE ME.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH GIVE YOU THE BIG FAT WHAT FOR AND MAKE YOU VERY SORRY THAT YOU WENT TO TAKE YOUR QWEERNECK SELF TO THE HATE MOVIE AGAINST AMERICA YOU TRATERS!
REAL AMERICANS DO NOT RUIN FREE SPEACH BY SAYING THINGS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 25, 2004 08:49 AM
Hiya Nobs, Troll, Muckster. and... Patrioterer? wow.
so, you gonna hang and chat, Patrioterer?
Nobby... yeah I saw, but he acted like a nut anyway. One of the hazards of actually being a nut, one supposes. I say "one supposes: because of my FANCY ASS PANTS. They're made of ham.
FANCY ASS HAMPANTS, yup.
Posted by: John Iceknife at June 25, 2004 08:53 AM
A little week on the usual aliterations but man that was a huge ending...take a bow Patrioterer
Posted by: Nobody at June 25, 2004 08:53 AM
Patrioterer has had his coffee and crack donut. Yay. Cheney's cussing and Dems are Hitler. Desperation stanks.
Posted by: troll p. at June 25, 2004 08:54 AM
See me caper, twirl, and prance In my FANCYASSHAMPANTS! Bet you wish that you wuz me, In my FANCYASSHAMPANTSERY!
Posted by: FancyAss HamPantserer at June 25, 2004 09:07 AM
Who spammed us before was it Patrioteer?
Posted by: Mel at June 25, 2004 03:10 AM
No Mel..Patrioterer spoofs the dummies for a joke.
Posted by: Nobody at June 25, 2004 03:12 AM
Mel, I don't think it was Patrioterer. That was just a rumor. Patrioterer is one of us spoofing those guys that really sound like that.
If Patrioterer were really to spam us, he'd copy himself over and over again, not quote someone else.
Posted by: cathy in seattle at June 25, 2004 03:15 AM
I'm sorry patrioterer just wondering who the culprit was... you know they will do it again. the more JG and Sam mention the blog the more morons will post
Posted by: Mel at June 25, 2004 03:19 AM
It always give me a smile to see Patrioterer show up, kinda like the whacky uncle at the family picnic.
But Patrioterer could you add more Feminazi stuff? And Satan references? They're my favorites!
Posted by: cathy in seattle at June 25, 2004 12:59 PM
If Patrioterer were really to spam us, he'd copy himself over and over again, not quote someone else.
Posted by: cathy in seattle
TRUENESS FROM SATANGIRL NUMBER ONE FEMINAZI CATHY SHE WOLF OF THE LIBBIE FAGTOWNERS, THE HELLS MUST BE FREEZED SOME! ONLY JEALOUS FAGGITY FRUITBOXER JEWFAGGARINOS OF SATATNVILLE INCROPORATED WOULD TRY TO BLAME THE MIGHTY BRIGHT AND TIGHTY WHITE CHIRSTIAN MANS THE PATRIOTERER TO BE THE COPYSPAMDYKE OF THE BLOG SO MANY! AND SO! I AM A WORDSNITH AND THE POTE LAURALNET OF MAJORITY PERORT, NOT NO BUTTSEXING SATANSMEGMATOID RUMPSNAKE OF THE DESERT IN THE AMERICA OF LANDING IN FREEDOMS! TO THE CHINKITTYWOPPER SPICBULB VARNISHERS AND NIGRAPHILES AND JUNGLEBUNNYBOUNCERS THAT SAY I AM THE BAD ONE I SAY LOOK IN YOUR OWN SLIMY EYEBALL EVERY! EVERY EVERY! LIKE YOU! SO! KEEP YOUR DAMNN NINE SATAN BUTTPIES ON YOUR SELFS!
YOU SHOULD NOT SAY THINGS IN YOUR HEAD TO YOU AND BELIVE THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY CRAZY AND EVIL AND DUMB FROM THE HELLS TO TRICK YOU!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 25, 2004 01:50 PM
John Iceknife...thanks for your email. Even tho I am the SATANGIRL NUMBER ONE FEMINAZI I think it's polite when asking for email addys to first put forth yours. Plus there are a few fake bloggers out there, pretending to be those they ain't. This is the net...beware or be square. Darlene said she's got some virus sent to her computer.
Posted by: cathy in seattle at June 25, 2004 02:15 PM
HOLY WHAZOOTIES! lEAH SAY NOT PULL JAXXER TAIL IT BE FART RELEASE TRIGGER! ME SAY AH SEH ALLREADY SHOWING SIGNS GOOD AT PHYSICSSZ! mORNING SNORTY ? ASKING IRON WOMEN ADDIE AND IT FOLLOWZ
IRON WOMAN:
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Posted by: Sunshine Jim at June 25, 2004 02:19 PM
ME GRANDYDOTTER PART CHEROKEE! TEACHING COMMENCED! WE PLANNING DAY CHERRY PIE FROM TREES TODAY HAVEE GOOD BIRD STORY!
Posted by: Sunshine Jim at June 25, 2004 02:22 PM
Sunshine, your caps lock button is still on....
Posted by: cathy in seattle at June 25, 2004 02:26 PM
WHAT? oh! ahem! Sax player riffin! good tunes! bill purty jazzy!
Posted by: Sunshine Jim at June 25, 2004 02:29 PM
Dude, yer not a Canadian, yer a Hoo. From Hooville. Someone tell you that's in Canada?
Posted by: ICEKNIFE at June 25, 2004 03:09 PM
Nifty. Glad you like it. Seemed clever to me, but being a fancyass hampants intulmuhlkshool, i warnt sure.
Ok, you heerd it heer, they is a real present for fun to have, so have the fun and send me uh damn e-mail.
or let the planet get blowed up. I don't care, maybe you ain't heered... ICEKNIFE IS INSANE! WHOOP! WHOOP! LOODLELOODLELOODLELOOOooooOOOO!!!!
Posted by: John Iceknife at June 25, 2004 03:37 PM
Thag keep club near. Like human remote. Not keep, Mrs.Thag take. bad bad. She break if take. bad bad. Keep club near. All time! Love club. Bonk and more! Push bone with club. Pull food with club. Clean fur with club. Play music with club. Play skullgolf with club. Club good pillow. Thag love club! good good good! Troll P know already. Thag tell for other bloggins.
Mucky! Thag know pal Frank. Frank is Meat Tube!
Posted by: Thag at June 25, 2004 04:05 PM
YOU POOR STUPID EVIL LIBBIE EUROHO TRASHTALKING BUFFONAGES FROM FATASS NORTHERN SATANCHEEKHELLS WHO SAY AMERICA IS NOT GOODER THAN THE CONTRY WE HATED SO MUCH WE WENT AWAY FROM THE SPICWOPNIGGERCATHLIKJEWFAGGERS TO BE PILGIMS, YOU DUMBASSERS! HA-HA-HA-HA! I BET YOU GOT BAD GRADES IN THE HISOTRY OF THE AMERICA YOU DUMMY MORMON! AND DUMMY! STUPIDER! EVERY SINGLE! YOU SHUD SHAVE YOR BRAN AND TEECH IT TO CHEW GUM! AND SO! IF YOU SAY TO CHILDREN ALL WHO YOU HATE LIES AND MORE EVIL CHINKDYKE SATAN WORDS FROM YOUR LOUD FLAPPY PRONHOLES THEN YOU ARE THE MINIONS OF ALL BADNESS EVER! YOU SAY EUROPEEN ARE MORE GOODER THEN WHITE CRISTIAN MENS THAN YOU ARE A AMERICA CHILD HATER AND NSATY HOMOFAGJEWQWEER PORNOGRAMER FOR HIDING IN DISNEYLANDS!!! IT IS PROVED IN THE BIBLE! IF YOU CAN READ. IT. BUT YOU CAN NOT. AND BAD GRADES FOR READING TOO!
REMEMBER THAT ALAMOE OR IT WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU! AMERICA HISTORY HAPPENED IN AMERICA, NOT SOMEWHERE ON EARTH!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 25, 2004 09:40 PM
THE MORE DANGER FOR TERRORISTS IN IN YOUR JEWDYKECHINKFAGWOP PANTS! FOR THE ABORTIONS IN THEM AND THE SATANS TO KILL ALL AMERICAN BABIES AND SEND YOU TO HELLS EVERY TIME YOU DO! THE WORLD IS THE SAFENESS OF MR.HOLY PRESIDENT CHIRSTIAN BUSH KEEPS IT! SO YOU KNOW! DO CHINKERFAGGYS MAKE IT SAFE? NO! DO JEWDYKERS MAKE IT SAFE? NO! DO SPIKITTYMIKS MAKE IT SAFE? NO! DO FUNKYJUNKYMUNKY TARBABIE SPADECOONS MAKE IT SAFE? NO THEY SURE DO NOT AT ALL! SO! IS IT SAFE? YES, IT IS SAFE. IT IS VERY SAFE. MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH SAYS SAFETY AND SO ONLY A COMMUNISTER FAGPONE OF SATANING HELLBUTTSPRAY CLUMPLOAF WIGGLER TO SAY NOT! FROM EVIL! ALL!
KEEP YOUR FESTERING SATANGOO OFF MY BIG GOOD AMERICA! FOR WHITE MENS OF CHIRSTIAN AMERICAN LIFE! TODAY! IN AMERICA!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 25, 2004 10:26 PM
DISCLAIMER:
I AM A NOTORIOUS SATIRIST AND WOULD NEVER EVER SUGGEST THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY BREAK ANY LAW. EXCEPT THE LAWS AGAINST DEFENSE OF THE CONSTITUTION CURRENT UNDER THE HALBURTONIAN HEGEMONY. FUCK THOSE HOSTILE FOREIGN BASTARDS! BUSH IS A PUPPET DICTATOR UNDER THE THMB OF COMPANIES NOW IN BERMUDA! NUKE BERMUDA!
Posted by: John Iceknife at June 26, 2004 12:30 PM
JESUS AND MR.PERSIDENT MR.BUSH CAN POUT YOU HOMOJEWFAGGITAS IN MARTIAN LAW IF HE WANTS ANY TIME HE WANTS AND THE SUPREMES SAID SO SO YOU HAVE THE SATANS BUSSED INTO YOR STINK LIBBIEQWEER GENTILES SOME AND EVERY! MORE! ALL THE WORLD CAN GO AND BE IN THE MARTIAN LAW WHEN THE HOLY CHIRSTIAN PRESIDENTER SAYS TO BE! YOU WILL BE ON A TRAIN RIDE AND SING SONGS AND BE HAPPY AND GO TO THE HOLIDAY CAMPS FOR MARTIAN LAWS AND THAT IS ALL. THAT IS WHY THE CAMPS IN CALIPORNIA BY THE BEACHES ARE SET UP NOW AND NOT HAVE NO JAPPOFAGGERCHINKITYWOPPERS IN THEM NOW! WHEN MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH SAYS THE NIGGERTIMERS AND FLAPPYASS HORE PONIES AND DRUGGER SQUATS GO THERE THEN AMERICAN WILL BE FOR WHITE CHIRTIANS MENS AND NO NO BOTTOM LICKER FAGNUGGETS! ON PARADE!
NO MORE FAGGER PARADES WHEN IT IS MARTIAN LAW TIME FOR YOU SATANDOLLY BLOWJOBBERS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 28, 2004 08:28 PM
EITHER Patrioter is a comic and satiric genius OR he's my old gym teacher.
Posted by: GodsOwnFool at June 28, 2004 08:32 PM
FOR ONCE TIME YOU ARE RIGHT AND TO BE AFRAID OF THE GENTILES OF THE MIGHTY WHITE CHIRSTIAN MENS OF AMERICA EVEN IF YOU ARE THE BIGGER CHINKITTYWOPDYKEFARMERJEWLIP THAT EVER DID! IF TO SEE MY SACRED GLOWY GENTILES THEN THE SATANS OF YOU HAVE WILTING AND CRYING AND FEARING THE LIGHT OUT OF ME! TO YOUR SATANS IN THE HELLS OF YOU! VERY DEEPNESS! GO TO HAVE JESUS WASH YOU IN THE LIGHTS OF GENTILES OF GOD GIVED WHITE CHIRSTIAN MENS THE ONLY AMERICANS WHO IS WHAT! HERE! AND EVERYWHERE! IF LIBBIES DID NOT BE THE SMALLEST GENTILE HAVERS OF EARTH AND MARS BOTH THEN YOU WUOD NOT BE SO AFRAID OF THE THRUSTY RIGID WHITE CHIRSTIAN MENS TO SEE! SEE WHAT EVILUTION HAS COSTED YOU TO MAKE LIBBE NIGGERFAGGER BEATNIK SPICDYKIES HAS THEM SHRUNK GENTILES SO MANY! HA AND HA IN YOUR SATANER PANTS FOR FEARS OF THE BIG WHITE GENTILES! HA AND HA AND HA ON YOU!
IF YOU HAVE JESUS FOR YOU THEN YOU DO NOT HAVE FEAR FOR THE MIGHTY WHITE CHIRSTIAN GENTILES SO TURGID AND PROUD OF! AND VEINY! NOT JEWFAGHORES!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 28, 2004 09:42 PM
Thank you, Patrioterer. My sentiments precisely. We're holding your condo for you down here. Would you like a fruit basket or flowers?
Posted by: The DEVIL at June 28, 2004 09:44 PM
Patrioterer is a sort-of over-the-edge satire performance bloggist.
Yet I am feeling a certain amount of pride for being a BIG WHITE GENTILE.
Posted by: Crank Bait at June 28, 2004 09:54 PM
YOU WILL NEVER SEE ARNIE OR THE DUKE OR ANY GREAT AMERICANS CHIRSTIAN WHITE MEN HERO OF THE SLIVER SCREEN TO MAKE MONEY ON WARS AND BLOOD AND VILEANCE AND DEADNESS, YOU FAGGERJEW WOPPITYSPIC DYKERBAG TESTICULATERS! IN THE FIFTIES WHEN HOUSE NIGROWS STAYD IN THE HOUSE AND YARD NIGROWS PLAYED IN THE YARD AND WHITE MENS WAS SAFE FROM COMMUNISTER LIBBIE BUTTROMPERS AND UNWHITES AND FESTERSOME JAPANADIAN NUNGROPERS, THEN MOVIES WAS ABOUT THINGS THAT DID NOT DRY UP THE PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS IN OUR GENTILES TO MAKE A PLACE FOR SOME LOTS OF DAMN SATANS! IN THEM! AND AMERICAN WAS THE PLACE YOU COUD PUT A MONEY IN THE POCKET WITH OUT NO YELLOW DAMN JEW DAMN SMILE JEW FACE TO TELL YOU TO HAVE THE NICE DAY! AND! HAVA-NA-S'DAE IS LIKE HAVANA GILA, THE HOMOJEWFAG SONG ABOUT CUBA AND LIZARDS AND HOW THEY WORSHIP SATANS UNTIL THEIR BUETOCKS CURL UP AND SMOKE AND BURN UP HELLWISE THAT QUICK! LIKE A CUBAN LIZARD SMOKING THE HELLTIME FIDEL CASTOR CIGAR OF SATANISTICISM INCARNATE OF YOUR MOMMY THE SINPORN HORE OF SINGAPORE! JESUS SAYS TO SAVE YOU AND TURN MY CHEEK BUT I THINK IT IS TOO MANY SATANS HERE TO HAVE NO CLEANS AND GOOD CHIRSTIANS. sO GO TO HELLS NOW. YOU!
CHASE YORSLEFS WITH BASEBALL BATS AND REPENT ALL YOUR DUMB SINS YOU FAGGERWHEELS ON THE HERSHEY HIGHWAY TO HELL! YOU!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 29, 2004 12:02 AM
YOU ROTTIN WOPBOTTOM HOMOJUDYJEWPERFAGGITS CAN LIE ALL THE DAYS OF THIS BUT DO NOT EVER PRETEND THAT YOU GIVES VOTER TO THE REAL AMERIAMS OF WHITER CHIRSTIAN MENS! YOU ARE WANT TO SLIANCE THIS PATRIOTERER BUT THE SATANS IN YOR GENTILES HAVE TO FIGHT JESUS TO MAKE ME GO AWAY AND NOT SPREAD THE GOSPELS OF THE GOD THAT MADE THE HOLY CHIRSTIAN MAN MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH TO BE THE ONE TO BE THE BOSS OF YOU THE WOPTARD AND LIAR AND PAGAN BABYHEADEATER SATANS AND DAISYKICKERS AND FAGGITAURS! AND CHINKLY JAPOWOPS NIGGERRANCH SPIKLOINERS! AND THE AMISH!
YOU CAN HAVE MY VOTE WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD CLAMMY GENTILES THAT ARE PURE AND WHITE AND CHIRSTIAN AND AMERICAN AND MINE! WITH NOT MANY SATANS! HARDLY!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 29, 2004 04:06 PM
And I want to clarify and furthur add that I hope Patrioterer keeps posting here, whether Sam decides for registration or not. I may be a SATAN FEMINAZI but Patrioterer's posts are a guilty pleasure.
Posted by: cathy in seattle! at June 29, 2004 08:11 PM
TYPICAL LIBBIE JEWFAGSHEEP AND CHINKERSPIC NIGGIDYWOP POPAGRANDA FROM THE SATANS OF YOR FAKEY DAMP EXTRA SEXFINGERS FROM THE HELLS TO MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE THE SMARTER. THAN! AND NOT EVER, JESUS, AND THE AMERICA OF WHITE CHIRSTIAN MENS WHO DEFY YOR SMUTTING WAYS AND RUTTULANCE OF DEVIL LOIN ROMPING PEROGATINS! CRIMINALS ARE NOT THE GOODER OF BEING WHAT FOR AMERICAN AND SHOULD GO BACK TO CRIMINAL LAND AND LEAVE HERE NOW! AND SEND THEM TO JAPANADA! BUT COMPANIES ARE THE GOODER TO RULE THE LANDS OF THE WHITERS AND NO NO NIGGER MUDPIE BUTT THINKERS ALL THE WAYS OF HELLS AND TOO MANY SATANS TO SEE NOT FALLING SKIES! TIMES TEN! FOR JEUSUS AND ALL.
YOU ZEUSERS AND HAIRY POTTER HEATHENS DO NOT NO HOW YOU CAN BE FOR JEUS. SO DIE EVERY OF YOR CRIMES! YOU DO!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 29, 2004 10:34 PM
Yo Patrioterer! I see you made it! Your latest rant is almost intelligible. Is the Paxil starting to work?
Posted by: nmark at June 29, 2004 10:37 PM
Patrioterer Hey, how did you know I was Jewish? Wierd...yeah sorry about that whole saviour thing, guess you are still a little bent out of shape. Do I really have to drop the Harry Potter Books, come on man, is that really what I'll be "judged" on. Come on, that damn magic and flying is just too cool!
Posted by: david from England at June 29, 2004 10:38 PM
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 29, 2004 10:34 PM
Thank you. LMAO
Posted by: el kabong at June 29, 2004 10:40 PM
And, uh, please don't limit us to one registered nick? Or are my alter ego and I considered vermin to be crushed beneath the heel of that robot chick in Fritz Lang's Metropolis? I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: ICEKNIFE at June 30, 2004 01:21 AM
ONCE MORE AGAIN NOW YOU DAMNATED LIBBE JEWCHINK FAGWOP MCROLLERDYES THINK SO MUCH YOU CAN TROT OUT ANOTHER LEGENDARIAN OF TEH SLIVER SIN-O-RAMA CINEMAS OF THE JEW COMMUNISTER PINKO RED BEATNIK HOMOSEXUATIONIST TO TRICK ALL THE LIBBIE MUDHUTBUTTERLUMPCUSTARDBUZZARDS THAT SNUGGLE BETWEEN THEM SATANS OF YOUR NETHER-GROINAGE IN YOR GENTILES THAT YOU PRANCE AROUND! TO DIRTY JUNGLEBUNNY HIPPITYHOPPER MUSICS AND BADDER PSYCHODYKEJEWFAGHOMOHEBECREEPKYKE INFLUENCERS AT YOU TEHN BUT NOT IN THE WHITE MENS OF THEMARYAN NATIONS FOR WHITERS NOT YOU AND THE REAL AMERIANS CHIRTIANSITY! OF JESUS NOT YOU! JESUS! YOU SINFRUIT HELLFAIRY! ALL!
GET YOR LUSTING OFF MY AMERICAS AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE SATANS YOU DRIP. ON IT. FROM ALL HELLS OF YOU!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 30, 2004 09:51 PM
Cool, a redneck language poet. Listen, P, I can get you a reading at St. Mark's poetry project. But don't blame me if the audience crucifies you afterward.
Posted by: adamo at June 30, 2004 09:57 PM
GET YOR LUSTING OFF MY AMERICAS AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE SATANS YOU DRIP. ON IT. FROM ALL HELLS OF YOU! Posted by: Patrioterer at June 30, 2004 09:51 PM Get your filthy buns out of my cotton, bubba!
Posted by: Patrioteer's underwear at June 30, 2004 09:59 PM
OH I JUST KNOW ALL YOU LITTLE LIBBIE JEWFAGGER NIGGERGIMPIES AND CHINKITTYWOPLING SPICMICS ARE ALL PANSYFRUITING AROUND TODAY AFTER YOUR ZOMBIEMOLESTIR FRENCH SATANER KERRYFAIRY HAVE ANOUNSED THAT SMALL TOILETBRUSHHEAD FAGBOY HOMOJUDYJEW DYKER-RAY-GUN-HEAD-BITCHER-FONEY EDWEIRDS TO BE HIS FAGGOTYTIMER BUTTBUDDY AND SECRET FANCYNANCYMAN. DO NOT THINK THE WHITES OF THE AMERICANS CHIRTIAN MENS CAN LET YOU HAVE SOME FRENCHTOASTRERBAGEL HEBEHOMO KIKERQWEER BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE AMERICA NATION. AND. BE UNDER GOD! JESUS WILL POKE YOU IN YOUR EYE FIRST ALL TIMES BEFORE THEN AND NOT! OR SO! AND SO! YOUR JUNKIE BEATNIK COLORPURPLE JAPANADIAN DAYGLODAGO GRANNYGLASSES PAISLEY GENTILE SQUISHY HELLHOAR LEZZIETHWIPPER LIBBIE COMMUNISTER WAYS SHALL NOT PREVEIL UP ON IN THE EARTH! OR MARS! THE RAPTURES TO COME AND TAKE AWAY US WHITERS TO AMARSICA, THE AMERICAMARS, SO WE CAN POLOOT AND POLOOT ALL THEM TIMES AND COMMIEFAGISTS LIKE EDWEIRDS TRIES TO TAKE AWAY OUR DOMINYUNS OF THEM LANDS OF THE EARTH AND SAY WE ARE NOT FOR POLOOTING IF IT DOES NOT MATTER. EVERY!
AND DO NOT THINK YOU CAN PUT YOUR SOGGY GENTILES ON MARS FOR YOUR SATANS TO SPORE AROUND! ON MARS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at July 6, 2004 07:02 PM
YOU THINK YOU CAN BURST MY TESTICULORS WITH YOR WHINY HITLERGIRL POOTING AND JEWSNACKING AND CUDSPEW? ON MY DAY? IN THE AMERICA OF WHITE HERO MEN OF CHIRSTIAN AMERICANALITY? HA TWICE UP YOU, STANKLER FEMINAZI JEWDYKE ROTBOT! YOU LIBBIE FREELOVE HOREPIES ARE ALL PRICKLER TEASY AND SAY YOU WILL PUT UP BUT YOU DO NOT! THAT MAKES EVERY HOLE OF YOU A SATANOOK WITH A LITTLE TINY MAILBOX FOR THE SATANS INSIDE TO GET MAIL! SO DO NOT SAY NO MORE CHINKWOP ALBANIANBUTTCRUST COMMIE PINKOKINK FREAKISHISMS TO MY HOLY LAND EARS ON MY HEAD OF CHISTIAN MEN WHITENESS ON MY NECK! YOU ARE NOT GOOD FOR HAVING IN THE DAY. OR NIGHT. AND STAY AWAY FROM THE LOW PLACES OF ME AND NOT TAKE MY THINGIES THAT ARE WHITE AND HOLY AND MINE! TO HAVE! YOU EVIL NIGGERLOPER!
YOU CAN NOT TAKE MY EREXSHUN FROM THE HOLY WAYS ON ME WITH YOR SATANHORE POWERS BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT TRICK MY LOINS! FROM JESUS! YOU PANTYBUG!
Posted by: Patrioterer at July 6, 2004 10:51 PM
HEY! Pick a fucking troll wrangler for today already, I'm tryin' ta listen to th' fuckin' SHOW. Why can't you damn kids be more like Patrioterer?
Posted by: JIK at July 20, 2004 08:59 PM
IT IS LATER THAN NOW TO WEEP FOR NOT SEEING THAT THE AMERICANITY OF US HAS HIP-DEEP SATANPOO RIGHT UP THOSE MEATFLAPS! EACH OF! JEWCHUNK FAGGERPONIES EXOOD SO MANY SATANS ALL OVER EVERY, IT IS HOW WE ARE SWIMMING IN THE NASTY HELLSATANSEXOODATE AND PERNICIOUS BODILY JEWFLUIDS! SO! TO HAVE SATANTIME RADIO TO HURT THE HOLY CHRISTYANN MAN MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH THE G-DSENT IS A SATANHELL INCORPORATED WORK OF GIANT HELLBUTT NIGGERWORMS AND CHINKSTINKING SPICMONKEY POLLAK WOPTARDED IN THE GIANT SATANBUTT! WITH SHARP SHOVELS! MAKE A BILLION JILLION BLOODMONEYS IN THAT SATANASSHOLLER RADIOS AND BE IN THE HELLS OF IT ETERNITY! FOR EVER! SPEND THE BLOODIERMONEYS ON YOUR FAG FAGJEWFAG FAG TYPE AGENDISTICS AND YOUR LIBBIE BUTTPOUNDER LIFESTYE, AND BE THE HELLJEW FAGDYKOSTOMIZER! AND RACE TAKERS! AND TRAYTERS! EXCEPT FOR JESUS - TO MAKE YOU A HAM! NOT TO HAVE! TO BE A HAM! TO BE A HAM, YOU!
NEVER EVER THINK JESUS WILL NOT MAKE YOU A HAM! YOU! EVERY TIME HE WANTS! ANY! YOU A HAM! ALL!
Posted by: Patrioterer at July 20, 2004 09:22 PM
Patrioterer~ I love you man, but how many times have I requested MORE FEMINAZI LIBBIEJEW??? Huh?
LIBBIE COMMUNISTER is close, but please, don't forget the FEMINAZI LIBBIEJEW riff,
Thanks, Your Fan
Posted by: Anonymous at July 20, 2004 10:09 PM
UncleSam, Patrioterer is a spoof of the guys who really do talk like that.
check out
http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/index.html
Posted by: Anonymous at July 20, 2004 10:12 PM
Uncle....Patrioterer is a satirist of those who DO that type of language & characterizations. Take a sec & read the text carefully & you'll what I mean. The writer is a flaming liberal....I know this!
Posted by: Liberal-at-large at July 20, 2004 10:19 PM
Nuh-uh, I am the owner! I AM THE OWNERMAN! I OWN THE THINGS! AND *HAVE* THEM! FOR ME! NOT YOU! ME! I AM THE ONE! I AM THE OWNERIST! I OWN THE THINGS! MINE! MINE!@ MOMMEEREEE! THEY'RE TRYING TO HAVE THINGS, IT'S NOT FAAAAIR, *I* AM THE OWNER! NOT NO DUMB BLOGGERS! MEEEE! MEEEE! I WON AND OWN! HA HA, POO POO, I WIN FOREVER AND YOU HAVE POTTYHAPSTER SAMMICHS IN YOUR BUTT! LA LA LA! I OWN IT ALL!
Posted by: OWNER at July 20, 2004 10:48 PM
SOMEDAY, NIGGERS WILL HAVE CHEESES! THEN WHAT, HUH, MR. AND MISS LIBBIE? THEN WHAT? KILL THEM NOW, WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME! KILL THE NIGGERS BEFORE THEY GET CHEESES!
Posted by: NIGGERCHEESE ALERT! at July 20, 2004 11:27 PM
SHUT UP ABOUT MR.DENNIS MILLER NOW! HE IS NOT FOR YOU JEWFAG PICKANINNYBITCHERS AND FLOPPY HOMOQUEEN CHINKPORKERS TO HAVE SAYING WRONGNESS OF HIM! EVER! HE DOES NOT TELL FUNNY JOKES NOW ANY NOW MORE BECAUSE HE IS NOT A JOKESTER! NOW! HE IS A SERIOUS MAN NOW AND NOT A COMICALIST TO MAKE YOU LAUGH SO GROW SOME UP AND LEARN THAT PANSYDANCING SPICDIPPING AND FUNNYTIME POTTYPLAY IS NOT TO THE SERIOUSER MAN OF HIM! AND LEARN MANNERS! MICEOWAVED MUDFROGS OF HOMJEWFAG OF YOU AND NOT REAL AMERICAILIAN, SOGGY INVENERABRATES OF YOU FAGLOINER SATANISTICISMS, DENNIS MILLER REBUKES THEE VERY LOTS, EVER TIME THERE CAN BE! SO CAN NOT! BE! AND ISN'T! MUCH! PESKULATIONIST HOTNIGGERBALLSNIFFER FAGGOTALTIONAL CHINKCHUNKCHOMPERS AND SPICLIPPED DYKERWOPS SHALL BE PURGERED BY THE FLAILING SCOURGE OF MR.DENNIS MILLER'S SHARP AND ACIDISH AND VERY LONG FNORKED TONGULER PROTUSIONS. AT YOU! IN YOUR SANTAS HELLNEST!
IF YOU WERE AS SMART AS DENNIS MILLER ONE TIME EVER, THEN HE WAS SEVEN FEET TALL! AND COVERED IN QUILLS! FROM JESUS! EACH! THE TECHNOLOGY! HIGH!
Posted by: Patrioterer at July 20, 2004 11:53 PM
wow the real patrioterer
this is like 'battle of the network stars'...
Posted by: dadalux at July 20, 2004 11:58 PM
VERY LONG FNORKED TONGULER PROTUSIONS
eww that kinda gets me hot....
Posted by: darlenenbc at July 20, 2004 11:55 PM
You ARE "easy" aren't you dar? LMAO!! XOXOXO :)
Posted by: BallyWonkers at July 20, 2004 11:59 PM
Oh yes Bally tongue talk is just too much for me..
Posted by: darlenenbc at July 21, 2004 12:01 AM
FIRST THE BIG BAMA WITH HIS HALFJIGGABOO OF SMARTYTIME HOMOJEWFAGGER DANCERPANTS. THEN A PATHETIC HOTWHEELIE CRIPPLE. NEXT RACE AND PARTY TRATER RONFAG REAGAN TO HAVE BETRAYING OF HIS SACKRED FATHER! FOR SHEMPCELLS HE IS THE EVIL QWEERER! AND NOW THAT FAKEWHITE AFRICANSTER LOUD MOUTH EVIL KETCHUPER! SHE HAS SO RED DRESS THAT YOU CAN NOT SEE THE KECHUP SATANS THATSLITHER IN HER LOINERS TO MAKE HELLTIME FOR THE WITE CHIRSTIAN MENS OF THE REALER AMERICA OF US! TODAY! AND NOT WIN EVER BECAUSE THE PATRIOTERER IS THE RIGHTER OF WINNING FOR THE HOLY MAN OF MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH FROM GOD THAN SOME HORE OF BABBLEON IN A KECHUP DRESS TALKING ABOUT SKYPANTS SHE CAN NOT WEAR IN THIS FAMILY IN THE SPACE OUTER THERE! WHERE MARS IS THAT BELONGS TO MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH! ALL OF! EVERY! TOO MANY JUDYJEWDYKERS OF HER CAN NOT MAKE DUMB MUDDERS OF CHINKITYWOPPING SPICBEANER NIGGERHOPPERS TO KNOW HOW TO READ AND SO NOT TO VOTE LIKE WHITE MENS OF REAL AMERICAN! AND MARS!
TO VOTE UP KERRY IS FOR A KECHUP DRESS BIMBLO FEMMYNAZI PEENERCUTTER WITH A DUMBY WAY TO TALK. AND SATANS IN HER PANTY HOSERS! ALL THER WAY! IN!
Posted by: Patrioterer at July 27, 2004 10:51 PM
Patrioterer? Get help now!
Posted by: Anonymous at July 27, 2004 10:56 PM
The good thing about being the legendary Patrioterer: He doesn't have to do much proofreading.
Posted by: W@W at July 27, 2004 10:59 PM
THE UNIVERSALIST LIFE KILLER CHURCH OF RED SATANS ON THE PARADE, IS FOR HELLS OF TIME IN YOUR GENTILES EVERY ONE OF! AND GAY FOR PRIDE OF HOMOJEWFAG MATZOQUEERING BUTTSEXORS DOING! IN THE PARADE! THE REVEREND MOON TEACHES CHIRSTIAN EVEN IS HE IS THE LITTLE YELLOW DEVILBOY AND BOTTOM TOUCHER BUT JESUS HAS HATE AND FIRE OF HELLS TO SEND ON UNIVERSERS WHO ACCEPT JEWFAGS AND CHINKITTY BOODERISTS AND SATANTIME ISLAMOTANTS AND SPICBEANERS IN AZTEC HEART EATING CHURCH! YOU SAY TOLERISM FOR BEING NICE TO PERVERTERS OF THE WHITE CHIRSTIAN AMERICA OF JESUS AND MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH WHO TO PROTECT ALL FROM THEM BROWNER SINPODS! AND HANDY WIPES ON THEM FOR VANISHING OFF THE EARTH OF JESUS SAVIOR. THE PAPISTER SCUMS SAY FEMINUTZIS CAN MAKE THE WHITER TESTICULANS SHRIVEL UP BUNCHES BUT THAT IS FEARY AND MUNKIFIED TO SAY FOR LITTLE MENS OF NOT BIG TESTICULANS! HAVING! SO! HILLY CLINCHTON CAN NOT TOUCH MY NAUGHTIES! NOT FROM JESUS TO PROTECTION THEM! AS NEEDED! AND DO NOT FAKEY THE CHIRSTIAN LIFE OF IT FOR UNIVERSER LIFE SATAN SINPUTTY CRACKBABY CRACKHEAD CRACKINBOOTY! AND TOUCHING IT!
IF YOU HAVE A FAKEY CHURCH IN YOR HED JESUS WILL BURN IT UP AND ALL YOR HARE AND STINKY FROM BRUNT! IT IS! SO! ALL THE MUCHES! THERE EVER, EVER, EVER!
Posted by: Patrioterer at August 4, 2004 07:05 PM
Hey Big P!
Can we set all your screeds to music and sell 'em as a fundraiser?
Posted by: JIK is not washing no gentiles unless Rebecca Demornay volunteers at August 4, 2004 08:05 PM
patrioterer is novak?! who knew?
Posted by: khama at August 4, 2004 08:08 PM
IT IS A BIG LIBRUL HOMOJEWFAG FEMINAZIDYKE RACE TRATER TRICK TO LIE WITH BILE AND SATANS GUSHING FROM THE GORESORES ON YOR GENITILES TO SAY OF MAX CLELAND THAT HE IS A HERO FOR BEING LIKE SADAMERS AND BINLADENERS! AND TO HAVE NO ARMS! OR FEET FOR HIS HITLERSOCKS! A REAL WHITEREST CHIRSTIAN AMERICAN WOULD NOT GO TO LOSE BODY PARTS OF THEM FOR VIETCONGOS TO EAT! WITH SOME SOY SAUCE! IN VIENNAM! ONLY MUDBLOOD LIKE IN THE CHINKYSPIC NIGGERWOP HAVE FROM NOT BEING IN THE NEWGENICS EVERY SOME TIMES! OR! AND FOR MAX CLELAND TO HAVE HEROING ON HIM IS THE EVERY BREEDINGS PUTS NO-LEGGERS IN THE JEAN POOL SO WE CAN BE SWARMED BY LEGLESS LIBRUL PIGBABIES! TO MAKE JESUS VOMIT AND VOMIT!
TO MAKE JESUS NOT VOMIT GET SOME LEGS AND DO NOT BE A NO-LEGGER ALL FLOPPING AROUND ON AMERICA!
Posted by: Patrioterer at August 8, 2004 04:34 AM
YOU BETTER WISE UP AND PLAN UP SOME YOUR JEWGRAVES YOU FAGGOTISTICAL KIKEDYKE BUTTSEXORS OF MUD BLOOD AND DIRTY ANIMAL ANCESSTRIES! YOU TRY TO MOCK THE FRANK AND FAIL WITH SO MANY SATANS DRIPPING FRO YOR BIG UGLY JEW NOSE AND GROIN! BUT YOU CAN OT IF THE FRANK IS NOT JUST A HOT DOG SOMETIMES! WHEN! PUPPY EATING CHINKFAGS AND WOPPYFLAPPERS AND HOMOJEWFAGGARINOS AND FEMINAZI BABY MURDERESTERESSES TAKE THE NOTICE AND SEE THE WAY TO THE PIT AND IT IS POINTED BY FRANK WHO IS THE EPITOAM OF WHITEREST OF AMERICANS CHIRSTIAN MENS WHO ARE WHITEREST THAT YOU EXCEPT JESUS! AND HA! SCARY HA HA IN YOU TO SEE HIM! CRY AND CRY AND KNOW HE IS THERE AND HAS THE POWERFUL TO BE ON YOU! LIKE A HAT! FRANK WILL BE ON YOU LIKE THE HAT! AND JESUS! SPICPINKOS AND NIGGERPUNTERS RUN AND RUN AND SCREAM AND SCREAM! OH MY! OH MY YOU WILL SAT AND THEN SCREAM AND SCREAM! AND JESUS WILL LAUGH ON YOUR FOR DEAD AND FRANK WILL EAT YOR STINKY ENTRAIL AND KILL YOU ALL AND LAFF AND LAFF AND LAFF. AND JESUS! HE IS HOW TO BE THE GRATE KIND OF AMERICA MAN! TO BE!
FRANK IS NOT JUST A HOT DOG! ANY, MORE! AND HE IS THE NIGGERBABYKILLER FROM GOD TO CLEAN UP AMERICAS FOR WHITE JESUS AMERICA TIME! ALL OF IT!
Posted by: Patrioterer at August 12, 2004 06:03 PM
NO DUMBERERS LEFT TO HAVE, IS THATWHAT YOU MEAN WHEN YOU TRY TO BE THE FUNNIER BUT NOT AND HATEFULL SATANSLIPPER UP KARL ROVE THE WHITER AMERICAN THAN YOU CHINKYWOP NIGGALOEPLUMS OF HELLFARM CITY! SO YOU THINK YOU CAN THINK ABOUT WHAT A GRATE AMERICANER LIKE KARL ROVE CAN BE ABOUT IS NOT FOR THE PORNMIND OF THE FEMINAZI JEWFAGGER ELITE. IT IS NOT FOR THE UNDERSTOOD GOING ON MUDBUG SMUTHEAD BUTTERSKULLS TO HAVE OF THE BRILLYUNCE OF SUCH THE MANS! OF AMERICAN! MR.ROVE IS THE JESUSER OF IT THAN ALL OF YOU IN THE SAME HAT! GET IN THE HAT! SOME DAY YOU WILL ALL WORSHIP MR.ROVE AND BURN OFFERINGS TO HIM FOR HIM TO SAY TO MR.PRESIDENT HOLY MR.BUSH TO SAY TO JESUS TO SAY TO GOD A PRAYER FOR YOU! AND FOR A JOKE THEY WILL CHANGE IT AND YOU WILL BE SORRY YOU MADE FUN AND LET THE SATANS UP YOU OUT ON THIS! IF YOU THINK ANY TIME YOU CAN BE SMARTER THAN THE ADVISOR GOD GAVE TO MR.BUSH THAN YOU ARE THE SWEATY PEE-TURNIP IN HIS PANTS!
KEEP YOR DAMN SATANS IN YOR OWN GENTILES OR JESUS WILL TELL KARL ROVE TO POOP IN YOR HAT! EVERY! OR YOU WILL BE VERY SOREY! IN IT!
Posted by: Patrioterer at August 25, 2004 09:20 PM
Yeah, I was starting to wonder what happened to the trolls, and then Patrioterer came through again bigtime. Am I wrong, or does it sound like he still loves you, Cathy?
Posted by: Rusty at August 25, 2004 09:25 PM
I LIKE THE WAY PATRIOTER SCREAMS HIS POINTS ACROSS!!
Posted by: joby at August 25, 2004 09:28 PM
Posted by: Patrioterer at August 25, 2004 09:20 PM
Sounds like Marty Kaplan is pissed about being on weekends only...
Posted by: Rico at August 25, 2004 09:32 PM
The Patrioterer is sexy
Posted by: Paris Hilton at August 25, 2004 09:34 PM
EVERY TIME SO MUCH I LAUGH ON YOU SATANERS IN HIGH FAGLAND BECAUSE YOU DO NOT SEE THE TRUTH EVEN SOME! EVEN THAT! ANY TIMES! IF I TELL YOU PISSKNICKER FEMINAZI BALLWHACK BALLERINAS OF THE HELLS OF YOU EVEN SO THAT IT IS CLEAR YOU WILL NOT SEE! NOT ANY! ANY TIMES! HERE THAT IS. YOU ARE THE FATHEAD LOSERFAG HOMOJEW NEEGROWER SPICKANINNY CHINKWOPS IN THE SOUP BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL RACE TATERS! EVERY! RUDY WOPKNOB JULIEANNIE IS A TATER TO YOU SATANERS OF THE WRONG AMERICA THAT IS NOT RIGHT! ZELL MILLER IS ANOTHER TATER TO YOU EVERY TIME HE IS THERE TO SAY WORDS! REAL WHITERS OF CHIRSTIUN MENS STAND WITH JESUS IN THEM SWATING THE INTERNAL SATANS TO MAKE INTERTESTINES PURE AND HOLY! THEY DO NOT LET WHAT SOMEONE HAS ON THEM STOP THEM FROM BEING TRUE BLUE. SO! YOU SPAWN OF THE BLACK PIT AND THE FIRELAKE AND ALL THE HELLS FOR HAVING KNOW THE SHADOW OF THE ANGLE OF DEATH IS UP ON YOU AND YOU CAN NOT OPPOSER THE WILL OF G-D AND HIS SON JESUS WHO WILL GET YOU GOOD!
THE BEST OF YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE PETS, SO JESUS HAS DAMNED YOR GENTLES! FOR ALL SEASONS! OF TIMES! CANNIBAL BETRAYER WEASELS, AWAY!
Posted by: Patrioterer at August 31, 2004 01:38 AM
Patrioterer!
Posted by: Fishgrease at August 31, 2004 01:42 AM
MIKE JEWDYKE MALLOY THE BIGGEREST HOMOFAGGER BITCHKINDER OF THE RADIO SATANS DARES TO CALL OUR HOLY MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH THE BUNNYPANTS! HE IS SO FAR OFF THE JESUS THAT HIS BALL SWET IS POISONING THE FISH! IN ALL SEAS! EACH! AND EVERY POLLUTIONS IN HIS PORNISTICAL CRAMPY PONE LOGICS THAT ARE NOT EVEN! LOGICS EVER! MIKE PUMPKINPENIS MALLOY JUST VERY WISHES TOO MUCH FOR MR.BUSH TO BE THE BUNNY IN THE PANTS! HE JUST WISHES SO MANY! SATANS IN THERE! SATANS OF GENTILES NEVER OF BUNNYPANTS TO HAVE IN THEM SO! EVERY! EVERY! CHINKWOPBONER MALLOY IS THE SPICSPANKER JERK OF IN HIS JEWFAG JEWSPERMBATH BOOTH OF HELLS OF HIS LOINING TO SAY BUNNYPANTS ON OUR WHITE PRESIDENT WHO IS FROM G-D TO RULE THE EARTHS! ALL AND MARS! SO HA PLUS HA IN IT FOGHORN FAGBONE MALLOINER! THE BUNNY IN PANTS IS NOT FOR YOU!
YOU CAN BE JEALOUS OF THE BUNNY IN THE PANTS BUT THE PANTS OF IT ARE NOT FOR THE FAGIST AGENDA OF LIBERAL HATELANDER SATANITE PORNSLINGERS! OF EVIL!
Posted by: Patrioterer at September 27, 2004 10:34 PM
Patrioterer!
Posted by: shifty at September 27, 2004 10:39 PM
BUSH SUPORNERS WIN THE ELECTION AND WIN THE RECOUNT AND WIN THE FRAUD AND WIN THE WORLD AND RULE AND OWN YOU LITTLE LIBBIE LOONIE JEWFAG BUCKET HUMPERS AND DYKERFLAP MEATPADDLE SATAN MINIONS OF YOR DIRTY HOMOJEW GENITLE SATANS OF YOU! THEN TO HOP IN YOR SOUP AND PEE ON IT EVERY DAY IN THE HOURS AND MAKE SADNESS FOR YOU ALWAYS FOR STEALING AMERICA FROM WHITERS REAL CHIRSTIAN AMERICA MANS TO HAVE! IN! YOU ONLY HATE CONDOSLEASA RICE BECAUSE SHE IS FOR JESUS AND MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH AND KNOWS HER PLACE FOR A UPPITY NEEGRESS. YOU NIGGERLOVERS ARE ALWAYS THE RACEIST RACE TATERS IN THE LAND OF THE FREEDOMS AND THE HOMES OF THE BRAVERS. YOU CAN HAVE THE POISON BUTTOCKS OF THE LIBBIE HELLPONY NUTSWEAT AND EVIL FEMINAZI SCIENCE AND JEWLIES FROM TELEVISIONS THAT WATCH YOU MASKURBATE WHILE YOU WATCH SAILOR MOON AND I WISH SHE WOULD PUNISH YOU BUT YOU CAN NOT COUNT ON JAPANADIAN CARTOON BIMS SO JESUS AND US REAL AMERICANISTS WILL HAVE TO PUNISH YOU EVERY TIME. ALL! EACH ONE! TIME FOR YOU DINKYCHINKS AND PERSNICKETYSPICS TO PAY FOR HOMOSEX AGENDA PIPERS!
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE LOOSER FOR DICK AND MR.BUSH, SO YOU HAVE TIME TO SPRAY FOR YOR SINS. WITH A HOSE. ALL YOR DIRTY SMUTTY NASTY SINS WITH A HOSE!
Posted by: Patrioterer at November 18, 2004 05:59 PM
THE NATIONAL IS BEING MORE CONSERVATIVE AND WHITER FOR CHIRSTIANS EVERY TIME! YOU CANNOT JEWFAGG AROUND ANY MORE IN YOUR HOMOPANSY PANTS WITH FLOWERS! THE NATIONIST DRESS CODE WILL MAKE YOU TRANSLVYSTITES BE NOT MORE CHINKYWOPPISH DYKEFOAM! SO! YOU WILL BE CONSERVATIVITIES OF AMERICA OR JESUS WILL BREAK YOR GENTILES ON THE HELLRACK OF THE AMERICA LIFE! IF YOU DO NOT THEN IT IS UNLAWFUL AND YOU CAN GO TO BE SHOT IN YOR GROINS AND YOR DUMB SATANS WILL SPILL OUT ON THE GROUND AND DIE ALL OF THEM! TO NOT BE THE RIGHT COLORWAY AND RELIGIONWAY IS COMMUNISTER AND TO KILL ON SIGHT OF IT! AND JESUS FOR STOMPING UP AND DOWN ON IT! AND YOU! THIS IS THE CORPORATION OF US, AND IF YOU ARE NOT WITH IT YOU ARE UNDER IT! AND KILL ALL YOUR DIRTY NIGGERPICJEW PICKANINNIES AND SMASH THEIR BABY HEAD FOR NOT BEING GROWN UP MUDHEAD FAGAGENDROIDS AND BUTTSEXOR PEDALFILES!
WISE UP AND DO AS YOU ARE TELLED OR DIE IS ALL. AND NOT HAVE A JOB AT WALMART UNLESS JESUS SASY YES! FOR IT! EVERY!
Posted by: Patrioterer at November 26, 2004 09:54 PM
You should enlist and help our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan to help fight for freedom and democracy. Posted by: Joe at November 26, 2004 10:02 PM
Joe,
I am going to write something that has been written over and over again on this blog. I hope that you are new and have never read it before now?
Patrioterer is a performist blogger. It is humor.
And, as usual, Patrioterer has a point.
Posted by: Crank Bait at November 26, 2004 10:12 PM
To Crank --- Patritoteer is a fake --- anyway I strongly believe that all people who are for war should enlist and experience it first hand--- If they did we might have a better world..---Most of the people in power calling the shots are all chickenhawks. www.addictedtowar.com
www.hermes-press.com
Posted by: joe at November 26, 2004 10:20 PM
Joe,
Patrioterer is a fake what? A fake humorist?
Posted by: Crank Bait at November 26, 2004 10:31 PM
patrioterer! savoer of the bircherers!
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/g_12880986/Tradin%27+Cards!/Patrioterer.jpg?bcAm_pBBcyAiPVtw
patriotereroterer means hope
Posted by: dadalux at November 26, 2004 10:34 PM
WHY DONT ALL YOU LIBBIE LOONIE JEWFAG HOMOQUEERS MOVE TO MARAJUWANA BUTTSEX ISLAND AND LEAVE THE AMERICA LAND TO AMERICALANDERS OF WHITER CHIRSTIAN MENS TO HAVE WITH JESUS! YOU OFFEND JESUS EVERY WAY WITH YOUR SATANS OF YOUR GENTILES DOING BUTTSEXING AND BEING STONED ALL THE TIMES! JESUS SAID ONLY THOSE WHO HAVE NO SINS CAN STONE PEOPLE AND YOU ARE THE WORST SINNERS IN ALL THE TIME OF THE WORLD! SO! YOU OFFEND JESUS EVERY WAY TWICE AND MUST NOT STAY IN THE HOLY LAND OF JESUS THAT IS AMERICA! SO GET OUT! NOW! AND TAKE YOUR NIGGYWOP CHINKDYKE JEWFAG SPICFLICKERS WITH YOU! ALL!
TELL THE GRASS SKIRT WOGS ON MARAJUWANA BUTTSEX ISLAND TO LOOK OUT AND MOVE OVER AND BEND OVER BECAUSE THE WHOLE FAGAGENDATRON ARMY IS MOVING THERE!
Posted by: Patrioterer at November 29, 2004 08:42 PM
Marijuana Butt Sex Island? Is that, like that bad travel commercial that's on every frickin' night, with the married couple that embraces on the couch and screams, "HAWAII !!!!"
Posted by: LeeP at November 29, 2004 08:49 PM
HOORAY!!!!
i won an ALL-ACCESS PASS TO MARAJUANA BUTTSEX ISLAND!!! WITH FULL RELEASE!!!!!!
YAYYYY!!!!
Posted by: n69n at November 29, 2004 08:52 PM
YES OF COURSE BE NICE AND SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ABORTION LOVING FEMINAZI SQUIRREL POKER FROM GRUNGEVILLE WHERE HOMOJEWFAGS DRESS IN RATTY CLOTHES AND COMMIT SUICIDE EVERY CHANCE THEY GET! WHY NOT BE THE CHINKSPIC WOPDYKE FROM SATAN GENTILE VALLEY OF YOU AND SQUISHY WITH SINS! SURE YOU EVIL VARMIT WHO IS A JESUS HATER AND DEFILES MY CLEAN BRIGHT WHITER AMERICAN OF MENS FOR IT TO BE! AND ELSE! TIGERS IN YOR SATANHAT IS BETTER THAN YOU DESERVE FOR NOT BEING ANY KIND OF PERSON WHO IS NOT A JEWQWEER. JESUS WILL MAKE YOU PAY! AND PAY!
TO SHAME YORSLEF BEFORE JESUS SO MANY YEARS TIMES IS THE FEMINAZI DREAM BUT COST OF IT IS SO MANY PAIN IT IS LIKE TIGERS! UP IN YOU!
Posted by: Patrioterer at December 1, 2004 07:20 PM
hee hee!
u realize this sets the stage for the Anti-JIK?
Posted by: Sunshine Jim at December 12, 2004 06:28 PM
so... since JIK is gone may I now speculate that he was Patrioterer?
or is that still the unspeakable ...
oops my faux pas
Posted by: Catharine at December 12, 2004 06:33 PM
It's well established that Janeane is Patrioterer.
Posted by: Rutterkin at December 12, 2004 06:41 PM
Rutterkin? insteresting nic.
Janeane? ha ha. no.
Posted by: Catharine at December 12, 2004 06:42 PM
FAGS CAN KISS IN TEXAS! HOMOJEWFAG AGENDROIDS RUIN EVERYTHING! WHAT NEXT, BUTTSEX ORGIES AT THE ALAMO? THAT IS NOT HOW TO REMEMBER THE ALAMO! IF G-D AND JESUS WANTED YOU TO HAVE SINS IN YOUR BUTTOKS THEN WHY DO THE SATANS LIVE ON YOR GROINS? IT IS FOR GROINER SIN! OF YOR LOINS! YOU SIN AS A GROIN LOINER NOT A BUTTSEXOR! HOW CAN YOU WIN A WAR WITH YOUR GROIN IN SOME BUTTOKS? YOU CAN NOT! HOW CAN YOU MAKE A TANK THAT WAY? YOU CAN NOT! IT MAKES ME VOMIT TO KNOW IT! YOU CAN NOT EVEN RIDE A BIKE OR ANYTHING IF YOU ARE DOING THAT BUTTLUST THAT DARE NOT SPEAK SOME NAMES! ONLY CHINKYWOP JEWFAG SPICDYKE NIGGERWINKERS HAVE HOMOTIME BUTTLUSTS OF BACKWARDS BOOTIEPORKING! IN TEXAS!
JESUS SAYS NO SO LOUD IT MAKE YOR QUEER EYEBALLS EXPLODE, TO NOT HAVE BUTTSEX ALL SO MANY OF IT! IN TEXAS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at December 13, 2004 04:15 PM
OH WELL LOOKEE LOOKEE HERE, CAPTAIN HOMOJEWFAG LITTLE WOODEN BOY SAM SATYR HAS A CARTOON FRIEND. WHAT A HAPPY TIME FOR LIBBIE LOONIE BUTTSEX CHAMPIONS EVERYWHERE! IT MUST MAKE CHINKITTYWOPPING NIGSPCS AND JEWDYKES CRAZY LIKE BRANES IN NAPLAM FONDUE TO RUN OUT OF REAL PEOPLE TO COME HATE CHRITMAS WITH THEM SO THEY HAVE TO GET CARTOON LIBBIES TO HELP RAPE SANTACLAUS IN HIS NETHERS! RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE EIGHT TINY REINDEERS THERE! ON HIS NORTH POLE! YOR CARTOON FRIENDS HAVE TEN TIMES SATANS UP THEIR GENTILES SO MUCH BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE ROOM IN THEIR DAMPNESS! GIVE BACK THE CHIRSTMAS LIGHTS TO THE WORLD, DARKNESS HORES OF ALL THE GROINS OF IT! OF SATANS! AND STAY OFF THE PURE WHITER CHIRSTIAN MENS GRASS OF THE REAL AMERICA TO HAVE BUT ONLY FOR US AND JESUS AND NOT NO DAMN FAGGOTIYPIE JEWPORN MONGERS! THE JESUS OF WHITENESS IS VERY SICK AND ANGRY FOR YOUR JEWPORN WAYS ON HERE IN THE NATION FROM G-D OF US! TAKE YOR JEWPORN AND YOR HEBESMUT BACK TO ISREEL AND HOLYWOOD AND LEAVE THE LANDING OF THE FREEDOMS AND THE HOMES OF BRAVER MENS TO BE ALONE FROM YOU AND YOR BOWL OF SIN AND YOR HAT OF DOOM AND YOR CIRCUMSCISIONAL EVIDENCE AND GO TO BE DEAD OR IN THE DESERT OF PALACETIME! WITH ARAFAT'S DEAD BUTT! ON YOU!
GIVE BACK THE LIGHT OF CHRISTMAS YOU STOLE YOU DIRTY CHEEP BIGNOSE MEDIA HOMOFAG PORNJEWS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at December 17, 2004 08:35 PM
That made everything clear. Thanks Patrioterer!
Posted by: Cat Chew at December 17, 2004 08:39 PM
I think that guy doing the bit on the stolen decorations sounded like the same as the one who did Patrioterer.
Posted by: RWiley at December 17, 2004 08:41 PM
Posted by: Patrioterer at December 17, 2004 08:35 PM
*tears rolling my cheeks*
Laughing my fucking ass off!
* Hiya Petey....how's things goin'?
Posted by: Liberal-at-large at December 17, 2004 08:44 PM
DAMN JEWS AND THEIR BUTT SEX!!! GO BACK TO ISRAEL WITH YOUR IDEAS OF ANAL PROBING!!!
Posted by: jboy at December 17, 2004 08:45 PM
That made everything clear. Thanks Patrioterer!
Posted by: Cat Chew at December 17, 2004 08:39 PM
================================================ Yes . . . how odd . . . that Patrioterer and Janeane just "happen" to show up at the same time!!! p ;)
p.s. oops -- I see my nickname got stuck. Guess I've got some 'splainin' to do!!! :)
Posted by: pete Ricky Ricardo moon at December 17, 2004 08:46 PM
um, Patrioterer is a joke... right? he has to be. I hope not though, his stupidity, if valid, is quite amusing.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 17, 2004 08:49 PM
Yes. He spoke live with Sam one night. Also, I think he sounded a bit like the guy who just did the stolen ornament bit. Just a theory.
Posted by: RWiley at December 17, 2004 08:51 PM
You shitheads are RUINING PeppyLumbo, the most SACRED day of the Ganagafungo religion! I HATE YOU YA INFIDELITERS! Damn dystopian buttwart farmers! SAM I HATE YOU FOR NOT TELLING JANEANE HI FOR US!!!
Posted by: JIK at December 17, 2004 08:53 PM
DO NOT LET THAT ASIAN PORNKING PUT HIS SIN PENIS IN YOU AND MAKE OF YOU THE UNCLEANESS IN YOR GENTILES FOREVER! CHINKWOP HOMOJEWFAG SPICDYKES WILL TRY TO TAKE YOU OFF JESUS BUT YOU CAN NOT LET THEM! DO THAT! SOCIALIST SECURITY HAS MADE YOR BRANE WEEK! AND SOGGY! AND FULL OF GROIN SATANS FOR TO BE A LUSTER OF IT! DO NOT LET THE GRUNTING AND THURSTING TAKE YOU OFF JESUS! IF YOU DO THE RACE TATER SEXORS OF IT WITH THAT THEN YOU WILL ERUCTATE WITH SIN! AND PORN! AND LUST OF THE GROINS! THE TEMPTINGS OF EVIL MUDMONKEYS WHO ARE NOT THE TRUE AND REALLY REAL WHITER CHIRSTIAN MENS OF THAT AMERICA OF IT, AND SO FROM JESUS TO THE TOILET YOU GO WITH A FLUSH AND SOME! GURGLES! EVERY TIME TAKES YOU DEEPER TO SATAN VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL AND THE LANDS OF THE GLANDS OF THE LOST WHERE IT IS FIRE EVERYWHERE AND LIBRAL LIZARD MEN TOUCH YOR BUTTOCKERS AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY LIKE A BEAT AND STOMPED LITTLE PORNPONE WAIF IN THE BOWLS OF ALL THE EVERY SINGLE HELLS! RIGHT THERE! A ASIAN IS JUST A BLEACHED YELLOW NIGGER WHO NEEDS GLASSES AND IS SMARTER THAN OTHER MUDS BUT NOT WHITERS OF AMERICAN! YOU DAMN RACE TATER TO TAKE A CHINKDICK IN YOUR MOUTH AND HAVE IT THERE AND LIKE THAT!
WHEN YOU CHEAT ON JESUS YOU ARE A BIG FAT GREASY STINKY WARTY GOOEY UGLY EVIL SLICE OF SATANHORE PIE! WITH WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP! AND A SATANCHERRY! MERRY CHRISTMAS, SINHORE LIBBIE HOMOJEWFAGS WHO KILLED JESUS BUT HE TRICKED YOU AND GOT BETTER!
Posted by: Patrioterer at December 26, 2004 06:00 PM
hilarity x 3
Posted by: ruslte at December 26, 2004 06:06 PM
EVERY TIME TAKES YOU DEEPER TO SATAN VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL AND THE LANDS OF THE GLANDS OF THE LOST WHERE IT IS FIRE EVERYWHERE AND LIBRAL LIZARD MEN TOUCH YOR BUTTOCKERS AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY LIKE A BEAT AND STOMPED LITTLE PORNPONE WAIF IN THE BOWLS OF ALL THE EVERY SINGLE HELLS! ========
Ah reminds me of the days I had to monitor the junior high school lunch room!
Posted by: RWiley at December 26, 2004 07:29 PM
You want lightning? theres lightning! now theres your lightning! huh? huh? howdoya like that, huh? theres your lightning!
KIKEY DYKIE HOMO LIBBO JEWFAGS GET RIGHT WITH JESUS AND HIS ANNOINTED HALF BROTHER GEORGE BUSH!! LAST CHANCE!! NEXT STOP--ETERNAL HELL FIRE!!!
Posted by: patriotererette
Posted by: Tony Clifton at January 1, 2005 09:26 AM
You want lightning? You want lightning? There's your lightning! o! theres, your, light, ning!
YOU CAN BE PATRIOTER, BUT ONLY I AM PATRIOTERER, AND THE EYES OF THE PATRIOTERER ARE UP ON YOU! SO! LETS DO THIS THING, I AM READY TO WAP ALL YOU JEWWOP FAGNIKS! SLAPPITY-SLAP-SLAP-SLAP! NOW YOU WILL FEAR MY PSYOPS TORTURE TRICKS! CRY AND SUBMIT TO JESUS THE LORD AND MASTER, AND CAST THE SATANS FROM YOUR FAGGITY GENTILES, DIRTY SIN-PIG-PEOPLE! HA HA, YOU SMURFY HOMOQUEERS!
Posted by: Tony Clifton at January 1, 2005 09:30 AM
IF YOU HOMOJEWFAG DYKERMONKEYS DO NOT STOP ALL THAT NASTY SATANIFFIC GROINERMODULE LEFTISTOSITY THEN GO AND BE FOR THE MIDDLE OF IT THEM YOU CAN DIE IN THE SEA! RIGHT IN THE SEA! AND FISHPOO IS THE DESTINY OF CHINKYWOPPING SPIKLICKING TOUCHERS OF THE BUTTS OF THE DEVILS IN THE CRACK OF YOU THAT IS SATAN TIME VALLEY! AND ON DRUGS! YOR FEMINAZI BALL WHACKER RAG HEAD LOVE OF HATE OF WHITER GOODER MENS OF REAL AMERICA NOT FAKE JEW TV LAND DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE BODY OF JESUS AND IS PROFANE THAT IS PROFESSIONALLY FANE AND FANE IS A FRENCH WAY TO SAY BUTTSEXORS ON THE HOOFS! PAUL REEVEER DID NOT RIDE A BUTTSEXOR TO SAVE AMERICA FOR WHITER MENS OF CHRISTIANS AMERICA! IT IS NOT FROM A MONKEY FOR AMERICA! IT IS NOT FROM HEATHEN SMUTPINKIES AND HELLBOINKERS AND LICENTIOUS PORNIFICATES TO STOMP IN JESUS OATMEAL EVERY EVERY BREAKFAST! YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY JESUS! HOMOJEWFAG QWEERBAKE RACE MIXERS ARE NOT THE AMERICA OF JESUS SO HE WILL SLAP YOUR NOSE OFF! HA HA BYE BYE JEWFAG MEDIA FACEPENIS!
JESUS WILL MAKE YOU DIE AND LAFF AND LAFF. WHILE YOU DO! IT! IN YOR SINFECES! AND SO YOU ARE STINKY! TOO!
Posted by: Patrioterer at January 24, 2005 08:43 PM
Oh, SNAP, Patrioterer strikes again !!! Hahah!!!
Posted by: LeeP at January 24, 2005 08:47 PM
I've missed my daily dose of Patrioterer...that's what I get when I spend too much time studying and not enough time blogging. Hopefully, Jesus won't slap my nose off.
Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at January 24, 2005 08:48 PM
these always make me think of David Cross running out on the lawn with a shotgun.
like he's yelling it, you know?
when I imagine Cross yelling those patrioterer rants, I just CRACK UP!!
Posted by: rustle at January 24, 2005 08:50 PM
Gosh! I'm loving Patrioterer. I would like to propose that some MRRpics Group peep scour the threads and collect the fellow's writing and make text files available at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MRRpics/files/
Sometimes you just got to get past the PR and nonsense and get back to being people...
Posted by: Cat Chew at January 24, 2005 08:51 PM
:)
Posted by: Liberal-at-large at January 24, 2005 08:53 PM
Patrioterer,
it's getting kind of old now. Is racism, sexixm, and homophobia all you got?
Posted by: edna ellen poe at January 24, 2005 08:59 PM
I thought Patrioterer was just making fun of real conservatives.
Posted by: Republican Barbie at January 24, 2005 09:03 PM
Uh oh. It's the lunatic John Iceknife aka JIK aka Patrioterer. God, there are a lot of freaks here.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 25, 2005 03:22 PM
What???
ICEKNIFE is PATRIOTERER???
HOLY *SHIT*!!!
CALL THE NEW YORK TIMES!
This is the biggest news story of the CENTURY! WOWEEE! WOWEEEE! And we heard it here first, it's BIG BIG BIG news! Why, I bet that loonie lobbie looserpunkinpieputz ICEKNIFE will never ever dare show his buttheadface in pubic again for his shame of saying bad words that shame all libbies! HE SAID THE "N" WORD, AND IS A LIBERAL NAZI JUST LIKE HITLER AND ROD MCKUEN!
WAIT until I TELL HIS MOMMY!!!! THAT DARN OLD ICEKNIFE WILL BE IN SOOOOO MUCH TROUBLE!!! heh...
too bad Patrioterer is actually Janeane.
Really, got to ask her to own up to it, I'm tired of being blamed for her odd behavior.
Posted by: JIK at January 25, 2005 03:27 PM
Yep CC, that's what it means, unless you want to be part of the core group who gets the inside e-mails, in which case, send me e-mail @ iceknife@lmi.net I'd still like to know who got that hooked up with artists network, that was very cool.
Posted by: JIK at February 5, 2005 05:31 PM
Patrioterer is John Iceknife... JIK..
He isn't much of the mystery..
But he does prefer the shadows to the light..
Posted by: War Dog at February 26, 2005 01:25 AM
[ JIK got furious when War Dog accused him of being Patrioterer on the following blog date:
http://www.majorityreportradio.com/weblog/archives/001550.php ]
SAM LIBBIE MOONBATBOY CEDER HAS A JEW DEMON INSIDE HIM AND YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES IF YOU STAIR INTO HIM FOR A LONG TIME YOU CAN SEE THE EYES LIKE A GEFILTE FISH BURNING INTO YOUR SOLE AND EATING THE INSIDE OF YOU WHERE YOU ARE SOFT AND MUSHY LIKE CUSTARDS! THE SATANS ARE IN SO MANY IN ALL THE WAYS OF IT! SPICBEANER DEMONS HAVE JALAPEENER EYES. CHINKS HAVE DOG DEMONS IN THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE WHO YOU EAT TO HAVE INSIDE YOU TO BE POZEST. AND AT YOUR GROINS! PORN DEMONS ARE SNEAKLY LIKE JAPWEASLEDEMONS BUT LOOK LIKE JACK CHICK COMICS TO TRICK WHITER CHIRSTIAN REAL AMERICANS WITH SOME! JESUS HAD MANEYEBALLS NOT DEMONPEEPERS LIKE YOU BATEYED ETHNIC WINKIES AND WATERMELLONEYED JIGABOOTIES AND DYKERS WITH CLAM EYES IN THE HEAD! LOOK IN YOUR EYES AND SEE A DEMON! IN YOU!
JESUS WILL STAMP ON YOUR DEMON EYEBALLS TO MAKE YOU SEE THE GOODNESS TO WASH OFF ALL EVILS EVERY TIME! YOU DO!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 3, 2005 09:29 PM
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Posted by: þㆮíð†è®è® on £§Ð at June 8, 2005 07:23 PM
LIBRUL HELLSPAWNY PROFESERS IN ELITER FANCYPANTSER UNIVERSETIES WHO THINK THEY CAN SPEW THEIR COMMIE HATESPEACH ARE FOR THE TOILET OF TIME! AND JESUS! WOOSH AND AWAY FOR THEM INTO THE FIRMAMINT OF THE SMUTVOID! SO FLUSHED THEY ARE SPACE POOP OF YOR JIGGABOOLE SPICIFIED DYKEWOPPING PORNHOLES THAT YOR SATANS SCREAM AND CRY LIKE LITTLE BABY GERBILS. IN A STOVE! IN A BIG STOVE OF HELLS FOR IT TO THEM! WE WILL BUILD THE GRATEREST OF THE ACADUMBIC SOSIETIES EVER TO HAVE WITH FARE AND BALANSED PROFERSERS WHO SAY THINGS THE RIGHT WAY THE WHITE WAY HOORAY HOORAY TODAY! AND NOT GAY! AND THAT IS CREETIVE RIETING! FOR JESUS UP YOU! INSIDE! ALL THE WAY INSIDE! OF YOU UP IN THERE! NOW THE SMARTYPANTSERS WILL HAVE TO TEACH THE NOTSMARTYPANTS WAY AND YOU SMART PEOPLE WILL NOT BE IN CHARGE ANY MORE AND BUSH BUSH BUSH FOREVER HA HA CRY CHINKFARTS CRY FOR IT! TO MAKE JESUS LAUGH AT YOU!
THE SMART TIME IS OVER FOR THE COLLEGENS! NO MORE SAYING AGAINST JESUS IN A SMARTYWAY AGAINSTY HIM! NOW THE WHITERS OF REAL AMERICA CHIRSTIAN MENS HAVE WINNED SOME!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 20, 2005 07:37 PM
go patrioterer go
Posted by: dada at June 20, 2005 07:41 PM
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 20, 2005 07:37 PM
Stay Patrioterer, stay.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 20, 2005 07:50 PM
Heh, heh, heh! The epitome of *snark* parody!
Posted by: Liberal-at-large at June 20, 2005 07:50 PM
BUTTSEXORS RUIN AMERICA AND MARRIAGE IN IT! HOW MANY SATANS HAVE TO NEST IN YOR NETHERS FOR YOU TO SEE THE EVIL OF FAGDOM ON YOU? IF EVERYONE IS A HAIR DRESSER OR INFERIOR DECORATOR OR A POLITICIAN, THEN WHO WILL BE DOCTORS AND FIREMEN AND COWBOYS AND POLICEMEN? WOMEN CAN NOT DO THOSE JOBS FOR BEING TO DUMBER THAN US MENS OF THE WHITE CHIRSTINA MENS WHO ARE THE ONLY REAL AMERICAN MEN, OF JESUS. IF YOU HAVE BUTTSEXING IN YOR SELF IT MAKES G-D SCREAM AT THE WORLD AND SMITE AND SMITE SO MANY IT WOULD MAKE YOU VOMIT OUT YOR LIVER. THEN THE UNDEAD HOMOS WILL EAT YOUR ORGANS AND RAPE YOR CAT AND TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT AND MAKE IT BE THE ALPOCALYPSE IN THERE. ALL THE SECULAR HOMOISM IN THE WORLD WILL NOT TAKE THE SATANS FROM THE BUTTSEXING! THAT IS WHY NOT TO HAVE IT LIKE WITH A DOG OR CHICKEN OR COW! FOR SATANSEX!
HOMOS MAKE JESUS CRY TEN TIMES MORE FOR BEING PERVHAMS AND FROM SATAN THAN ALL THE OTHER EVILHOLES FOR SATAN NESTING! IN THEM! ANY!
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 20, 2005 09:09 PM
This lame shit has run its course.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 20, 2005 09:10 PM
Why yes it certainly has, and I agree with what that anonymous person. Patrioterer is not funny, and a jew hater like Janeine. Also like Janeine, he hates jews because he used to date Ben Stiller.
Posted by: SNYA at June 20, 2005 09:15 PM
why do you hate the patrioterers?
thank the white christian mens god for patrioterer
i hope he turns all you anti-patrioterer hate mongers into pillars of salt
Posted by: dada at June 20, 2005 09:16 PM
ONE TRICK PONY! The joke is over.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 20, 2005 09:18 PM
Hey Patrioterer, Are you really as ignorant as your comments suggest? Even if Jesus existed he wouldn't support your disgusting comments. You better read your bible and especially the part where it says that you need not worry about judging others. Your Lord said, "Judgement is mine!" You sound like the village idiot.
Posted by: Tom W (No Relation to George) at June 20, 2005 09:26 PM
Patrioterer aka G Dumbya ?
Posted by: Republican't at June 20, 2005 09:26 PM
I WOULD NEVER SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT CHO BECAUSE SHE MAY BE A BIG CHINK DYKE BUT SHE'S A GREAT AMERICAN BIG FAT CHINK DYKE. AND THAT IS ALL I WILL SAY ABOUT THAT.
Posted by: Patrioterer at June 23, 2005 08:08 PM
"I though JIK left once. He gave a big "You won't have JIK to kick around anymore" speech and left."
You new around here? I give that speech at least twice a week, just to laugh at the trolls when they start celebrating. I NEVER get tired of that!
"even if the commas are missing."
They're not missing, CB. They were never employed, due to their tendency to spoil the meter.
"JIK is Sunshine Jims alternate "Nic"
Posted by: Locker room at July 5, 2005 07:31 PM
Nah, we've been seen together too many times by too many people.
Dunno if this helps, but I have it on good authority that Janeane is Patrioterer.
Posted by: JIK at July 5, 2005 07:42 PM
SINDEEP SHE-HAND IS A SUCKABUS FROM THE PIT AND WILL TAKE YOU ALL TO THE BIG RED HELL OF JEWPORN CANDY ON THE TROLLEY OF SAD MOMMY LIES AND COMMUNISTER NAZI FAGTIME POPCORNBALL WHEELIES! IT IS THE DAMN CIRCUS OF THE DAMN DAMNED! LIKE YOU BATS OF THE DARK BLOODY FLESH HARVEST MOON! OF SINS! OF YOR MOIST AND BAD PLACES IN THE SOUTHNESS OF YOU! CHINKPORK DYKEFINK BUTTSEX GREMLINS OF LIBERAL SATANER TANNING OIL GREASIES STAIN THE ROADMAP OF THE NATION AND THE WAR OF TERRORS! AGAINST US! THAT YOU DO SOME OF! CRY AND BEG AND ROLL AND ROLL TO MAKE THE SATANS GO OFF YOU BUT NO! JESUS IS LAUGHING IN YOR HATS OF DUMB DAMNED DOOM! IN YOR PANTS LIKE NIGGER WIGGLE SIN AND THERE TO. IF SINDWEEB SHEENYHAM WERE A REELER CHIRSTIAN LADY OF A HOME THAT SHE MAKES THEN SHE WOULD BE A REAL ONE AND NOT A CATLICKER PAPIST FREAK THROWBACK TO CAVETIME CHURCH FOR CAVEWOMAN AND CAVEMAN MORONS PRETENDING TO BE IN THE ENLIGHTENMINT LIKE US MODERN PROTESTANT DENOMINATORS! OF ALL THE JESUS! THAT IS TRUE! AND HER SON DIED A HERO HATING HER ALL OF SINS OF SINDEE AND HE DIED IN GLAD TIMES FOR NOT BEING WITH HIS SIN-MOTHER! CASEY THE HERO DID NOT WANT TO SEE HIS MOTHER BE A SINHORE FOR SATAN SO HE WENT TO DIE! FOR JESUS! THAT IS WHAT A REAL WHITE CHRISTIAN MAN DOES! TO DIE FOR JESUS AND JESUS LAND, THE AMERICA OF IT! AND NOT PORNCAKE OR SPICDRUGS OR FLAGRANT RAMPANT FAGGERY!
DIE FOR JESUS LIKE CASEY! OR GET OUT! AND DO NOT LET YOR MOTHER DRAG YOU OUT OF HEAVEN AND SEND YOU TO HELL FOREVER! LIKE THAT EVIL HAG DID! EVERY DAY!
Posted by: Patrioterer at August 20, 2005 12:13 AM
POLLUTION OF OUR WHITE AMERICAN CULTURE BY NIGGERS AND FAGS AND JEWS AND JEWFAGNIGS EATS AWAY AT THE HEAVENNESS OF OUR JESUS HEARTS AND MAKE US FADE TO NOT BE WHITER! SO! IF THE WARS ARE TO KILL THE SATANS AND MAKE WHITE KIND OF POWERFULLNESS BE MORE, THEN MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH IS THE ANOINTED ONE FROM GOD TO RULE THE AMERICA! YOU SAY HE IS THE ASSHOLE BUT YOU ARE THE ONE! YOU DID NOT KILL NIGGERS FOR JESUS AND WAR DOG IS FOR JESUS AND WHITER THAN YOU CAN BE! FROM YOUR SATANS IN THE MOISTURE! THERE ARE SINSACKS OF YOR PORNMIND IN THE SOUPS! CHINKYWOPDYKES AND FEMINAZI HOMOJEWFAGGER SPICSNICKERS ARE POOPING OUR CULTURE AND MAKE IT NOT BE GOOD SO ROCK AND ROLL IS OF SATAN AND NIGS AND NOT FOR JESUS TO LIKE! SPARKY DOES NOT LISTEN TO NO FAGBAG ROCK AND ROLL EVIL! NOT ANY TIMES! HERE!
YOU NEVER SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT THE NIGGERKILLER WHITER AMERICAN MEN OF THIS BLOG YOU FAGJEWS! JESUS WILL KICK YOR TEETHS IN!
Posted by: Patrioterer at August 29, 2004 10:50 AM
WHEN YOU HAVE ROCK "BUTTSEX IS GOOD" HUDSON BURIED IN HOLLOWED AMERICAN SOIL IT CAN ONLY LEAD TO WEATHER SATANS GOING ON YOU EVERY TIME! AND NOW YOR HOLLOWEEN SATANPLAY IS GOING TO BE SOGGY IN SO MANY! IT WILL MAKE EVERY CHINKYWOP HOMOJEWFAG CRY LIKE THE BABY INSIDE BEFORE THE ABORTION MURDERS! BUT NOT MISTER BUSH THE WHITE AMERICAN CHIRSTIAN PRESIDENT OF REAL AMERICA! THAT DOES NOT CRY OVER SPILLED JIGBLOOD! IT IS NOT LIKE THEY ARE MUCH WHITER PEOPLE SO WHY ALL THE FUSS? ONLY LIBBIE MONNIEBATTERS CARE ABOUT THE URBAN GARBOONS WHO ARE TOO STUPIOD TO COME IN OUT OF THE HURRICANE! THIS IS THE PRICE OF HOMOSEXING AND FOODPORN AND AMERICA IN SWEATY SWEATERS OF SINS! YOU STANKLIBS MAKE JESUS PUKE AND PUKE AND PUKE! IN A SOCK! OF BAKED HOMOPORN!
DO NOT MAKE BABY JESUS PUKE IN A SOCK OR THE WAGES OF SINS WILL DROWN YOU! IN HURRICANE PUKE! FROM JESUS!
Posted by: Patrioterer at August 31, 2005 09:28 PM
ugh.
Patrioterer.
HI JANEANE!
Posted by: Anonymous at August 31, 2005 09:30 PM
Patrioterer! We're glad you survived. See hanging out on Bourbon St. wasn't so bad, was it?
Posted by: Anonymous at August 31, 2005 09:31 PM
What? I thought he was safe and secure on the lofty peaks of Marijuana Buttsex Island!!
Posted by: WickedCat in Seattle at August 31, 2005 09:34 PM
Patrioterer has been away delivering ass babies!
Posted by: Al Ceeyin at August 31, 2005 09:36 PM
SHOOMER MAY BE A BIG FAT JIGGABOOTIE BUT HE UNDERSTANDS THAT ALL THOSE SAND-NIGS LOOK ALIKE AND HATE JESUS SO MUCH THEY ARE AGAINST AMERICA THE JESUS COUNTRY! ONE A-RAB IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME ONE AS ANOTHER A-RAB AND THEY ARE TERRORISMS OF GEEHOD! AND VERY FAGGY DRESS WEARING RAGHEAD CAMEL KISSER BOMBING TIME WINKIES IN THOSES DRESSES! A BEARD DOES NOT MAKE A DRESS NOT BE LESS FAGGY, IT JUST MEANS SAND-JIGS ARE BEARDED LADIES FROM THE CIRCUS OF TERROR! WE CAN NUKE THEM AND TAKE THE OIL ANY TIME WE WANT IF GOD TELLS THE HOLY PRESIDENT MR.PRESIDENT MR.BUSH IT IS TIME FOR THAT! EVEN IF ONE OF YOUR CHINKWOP JEWDYKE HOMOBOY SPICFAG TARBABY LOONIE LIBBIE MOONBAT HEROS OF QUEERNESS AND GAY ROMPING TELLS YOU IT YOU STILL DO NOT SEE WHAT IS OBVIOUS EVEN TO A DEAD WEASEL! IF YOU WERE IN IWO JIMA SOMEONE WOULD PUT A FLAG IN YOR SKULL SEVEN TIMES! FOR AMERICA!
YOU STINK FOR BEING SO STUPID TO MAKE JESUS SAD AND NOT HATE HIS ENEMIES AND BE LOYAL TO THE JESUS COUNTRY OF AMERICA! FOR IT NOW!
Posted by: Patrioterer at October 24, 2005 09:54 PM
Patrioterer posted this on the Skeptomai Blog on April 23, 2004 03:26 PM:
http://atbash.net/blog/archives/000046.html
http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:WkgWStAUcd0J:atbash.net/blog/archives/000046.html+Posted+by:+Patrioterer+at+April+23,+2004+03:26+PM&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=3
YOU COMMUNISTERFAGOLEOS WHO DO NOT LOVE THE BUSH KING ARE SATAN HOMO JEWS, AND MOST OF YOU ARE NIGGER LOVERS WHO HATE AMERICA AND YOU WILL BURN IN SATAN'S CROTCH FOR BEING THE HATE-BAIT-BLUE-PLATE SPECIAL OF HELL! WE HAVE A WHITE CHRISTIAN PRESIDENT WHO IS GUIDED BY GOD, AND THAT MEANS HE IS HOLY, AND YOU ARE DIRT AND SHIT AND SCUM AND POTTY RESIDUE FOR ME TO SHUN AND MOCK AND SHUN!
I AM SHUNNING YOU!
*SHUN*!
*SHUN*!
SHUNSHUNSHUNSHUN - *SUPER* - SHUN!
HA! HA HA! YOU DONE BEEN SHUNNED RIGHT UP TO YOUR SNURKY LITTLE EYEBALLERS, YOU PANSYFROOTING NANCYPANTS ELITE SMARTYHEAD BITCHERS! JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE A'S AND B'S, YOU THINK YOU CAN BE IN CHARGE, BUT NOW IS THE TIME WHEN THE NOT-SMART-NORMAL-MEN-WHO-ARE-NOT-ELITE TO TRYUMF AND WIN AND WIN AND WIN AND NOT HAVE TO FEEL DUMB CUZ WE CAN SLAP YOU AND SAY WE ARE THE RULERS AND KINGS AND YOU WILL BE OUR SERFS AND SLAVES AND HOUSE MONKEY NIGGERS. I GESS YOAR NOT SO DAM SMART *NOW*, HUH! AND VIAGRA, SO THAT ISN'T YOU WI9NNING ANY MORE EITHER! FAGS! NIGGERFAGS! NIGGERFAGHOMOBUTTSEXORS! HA! HA HA! HA HA HA! GEORGE BUSH FOREVER! GOERGE BUSH FOR HERO AND KING AND QUEEN! GOERGE BUSH IS THE ONE WHO IS THE ONE, AND YOU MUST DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND CRY LIKE BIG FAT NIGGERFAGHOMOJUDYJEWS, YEAH, HA HA, HA!
... on the other hand, if they really stepped up methamphetamine interdiction, most of those guys would be in prison by November...
Posted by: Patrioterer at April 23, 2004 03:26 PM
MARTHA STEWART WAS PROSECUTED BECAUSE SHE WOULD NOT BREED WITH COLON POWLUP. WHEN QUEEN BUSH SAYS TO MATE WITH THE HOUSE NERGO, LOYAL AMERICANS DROP TROU AND RUT LIKE DRUGGED MINKS! IF SHE DID AS ORDERED WE'D HAVE AN ARMY OF THE VERY FINEST PICKANINNIES ON THE PLANET. THEY'D BE BIG AND STRONG AND NOT TOO BRIGHT, EXCELL AT HOMECRAFTS AND COOKING, AND HAVE AN INNATE SENSE OF COLOR AND FORM. MARTHA STEWART IS A TRAITOR TO THE GLORIOUS RIGHT! ALL LOYAL HALIBURTONIANS WILL SEEK BUSH IN ALL THINGS THAT ARE RIGHT AND GOOD, AND WILL HAIL HIM. SEEK BUSH! HAIL BUSH! SEEK BUSH! HAIL BUSH! SEEK, HAIL! SEEK, HAIL! AND NOW YOU'RE DOIN' THE HOKEY-POKEY, YEAH MAN, HA-CHA-CHA-CHA!
Posted by: Patrioterer at April 24, 2004 01:06 PM
JERRY IS NOT STOOPIDER THAN NOT, BECAUSE HE IS NOT ELEET AND SMARTYHEADER STUFF. FACTS ARE STUPID THINGS, AND THAT'S WHAT SO SHUT UP AND BE FOR BUSH AND NOT THINKY ALL THE DAMN TIME IN AMERCA! YOU DAMN DEMOCRATERS HATE EVERY SO MANY IT HURTS IN HIS SPLEEN AND MAKES HIM PEE A BAD WAY, AND HATE YOU SOME TIME FOR ALL YOU BLOWJOBS LIKE CLINTON AND KICK YOU IN YOR PEE-PEE! AAARRRGH! YEAH! YEAH! BUSH BUSH SUPERBUSH! WOO WOO!
Posted by: the seekrit frend at April 24, 2004 01:19 PM
SO MOVE TO CHINA WHERE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION, YOU BITCHMONKEY. EVERYBODY GETS TO HAVE A SAY IN *MY* AMERICA, YOU WHINY LIBERAL JEWFAG!
Posted by: Patrioterer at May 21, 2004 03:44 AM
Haha, Patrioterer. That's how you treat people in your 'free' country.
Posted by: Bernard at May 21, 2004 08:36 AM
http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:YvRxht6WegcJ:www.adamnagourney.com/index.php%3Fp%3D32+Adam+Nagourney+Blog+Patrioterer&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1
YOU DO NOT FOOL THE AMERICAN MENS OF WITER BEING THAT WAY IN IT WHEN YOU POUT AND PRANCE AND PANSYFRUIT AROUND THE PARLOR IN YOUR PALOR AND YOUR SQUALLOR WITH YOUR ARDOR LACKING POWER, YOU STINKY LITTLE FLOWER!!! AND YOU WHINNY JEWFAG HOMOMONKEYS ARE THE BUTTSEXORS OF ALL PIEMATES! THAT IS NOT THE JESUSER IN TRAT OF IT TO HAVE FOR NOW GOOD WAYS OF AMERICAN, AND FARTY LITTLE RUT POODLES LIKE YOU ARE ALL OF EVERY CAN KEEP THE SATANS UP IN YOR GENTILES UNTIL YOU SCREAM “MOMMY MOMMY” AND “MOMMY” AND FALL DOWN AND ALL DIE AND BE PUT IN A GIANT UNMARKED GRAVE ON THE MOON JUST FOR CHINKDYKE SPICFAG WOPSODOMITES AND NIGGERTOASTERS THAT ARE YOU! SO! IF YOU WANT GOD OF ALL THE HOLY TO MAKE YOU HAVE NOT SO MANY SATANERISMS UP IN YOU THEN BOW TO THE WILL OF THE HOLY WORD AND SHUT YOR DAMN DAMN JEWFAG PIEHOLE. FOR EVERY! AND YOU CAN NOT PROVE NEVERWISE! AT SOME!
Comment by Patrioterer — 10/25/2004 @ 1:07 pm
Adam, I really don’t know who you are or what you do, but one thing I do know is that you really come across as a complete pussy.
Comment by sal paradise — 10/25/2004 @ 6:07 pm
Wow. That Patrioteer guy is like a Doctor Bronner’s soap advert channelling Lew Rockwell. Crackolicious.
Comment by Smiley Jeeves — 10/25/2004 @ 6:09 pm
Um, this IS a joke, right? Even as satire it’s lame & unfunny. If that is actually Adam & he’s being serious, all I can imagine is that he’s already been into the sherry.
Comment by raff — 10/25/2004 @ 6:15 pm
Seriously now. Will someone let us in on the joke? This is parody right? Does Nagourney have a real blog?
Comment by APav — 10/25/2004 @ 6:17 pm
Adam, you don’t have as much charisma as Karl Rove. You don’t have the charisma of Arnold Stang. You don’t have as much charisma as Dennis Kucinich. You don’t have enough charisma to merit a visit from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. You don’t have the charisma of the kid who’s name I can’t remember who sat three seats behind me in 5th grade. Do you get my drift ?
Comment by lower eastside asshole — 10/25/2004 @ 6:17 pm
Why blame Wolcott? He’s merely put into words what all us little people in the flyover states have been thinking for years.
You’re lucky you work in a profession where there is no such thing as personal accountability.
Comment by Laszlo Panaflex — 10/25/2004 @ 6:18 pm
No matter who’s show you go on, we still love you, Adam!
Comment by Castigated Liberal — 10/25/2004 @ 6:18 pm
for christ’s sake. If those are your criteria for journalistic integrity–anything with the word “hardball” in it–you’re in worse shape than anyone thought. And sal paradise was right. Sack up.
Comment by mAtt C — 10/25/2004 @ 6:20 pm
Maybe you should have Okrent tell us where Wolcott lives!
Comment by BSR — 10/25/2004 @ 6:25 pm
Satire, good satire, but satire nonetheless. I yearn for the days of Mike Royko who so devestated the hayseeds here in indiana from his pearch at the Sun times ( before the alien takeover) that they started titling his columns as satire.
Comment by luther — 10/25/2004 @ 6:27 pm
Hey that Patrioterer is purty good. I bet he knows where Wolcott lives. Needs help with the CapsLock key tho. “Pansyfruit around, my stinky little flower!!”
Comment by ElBow — 10/25/2004 @ 6:28 pm
http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:mMCbJ2vbv7oJ:www.nicedoggie.net/archives/2005/01/this_getting_older_is_for_the_birds.php+Patrioterer&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=7
*Buh-bye, shithead. 66.157.109.26---The Management™*
Posted by: PATRIOTERER (aka 13b) at January 15, 2005 08:41 PM
eya Misha
happy Bday!
(umm i'm yer honorable opposition i think
even tho i'm an ol repub myself. reads like u
gotta a good buncha posters goin, geez even
ol patrioterer! have fun, cya later!)
Posted by: Sunshine Jim at January 15, 2005 10:00 PM
goddamer ima late. happy late b-day misha! may yer cheerios stay in float and you never get run over. :)
Posted by: duck4moo at January 18, 2005 06:21 PM
goddamit im fergot my nishials again.
>:(
Posted by: qc duck4moo at January 18, 2005 06:23 PM
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