This is a little conversation between Exan (from YTV's hitlist) and the Moffatts:

Exan asks Scott if he feels left out cause he's not a triplet. Scott replies "I'm a loner!" Exan says that girls like loners. Clint says "Me too!" and Dave says "I am too!".

Dave "We can annoy each other pretty equally..If we want to annoy each other we just go right ahead."

Scott (about Dave) "He's missing a few brain cells."

Scott "They kicked us off the waterslides cause we were so brutal"

Bob "Just give me the camera, hand it over and nobody gets hurt."

Clint "Excuse me.... I am NOT a loser!"

Clint "Scott can do anything."

Bob "Do I rock? Am I cool? Cooler than him?"

Scott (about his bros) "They're really cool brothers."

Scott "You can be anything you want to be.... except Elvis!"

Clint (about Bob) "Kick his butt, he's just the drummer!"

This is a little conversation betweeen Clint and Scott:

Clint "Don't mess with THE MAN!"

Scott "You're not a man!"

Clint "I see a man inside of me!"

Bob (to Scott) "Nope! I sign first! That's the rules, you don't follow the rules, you go to jail!"

Scott "Bob, you're confused. Bob is a very confused person!"

Scott "Am I evil? Yes I am!"

Dave (to Scott) "You a hillbilly?!?"

Clint (about Dave) "Ya know what? He is really from a mental institute!"

Dave "Clint has a weird habit of cracking his knuckles."

Bob "Scott cracks his knuckles too! Dave snores!"

Clint (about Scott) "I need some security here! This guy's getting WAY out of hand!"

Clint "Bob daydreams a lot, then he forgets. When he does that, he's like dead for 5 minutes."

Bob "At a show in Columbus, my brother was supposed to lift me back up, but instead the moron dropped his microphone on my face!"

Bob "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Scott, and dad if you're watching, dad Moffatt if your watching, this is Scott playing gameboy before the next show. So if you want to give him a licking, that's okay. I told him not to play dad, but he just wouldn't obey me, so you'll have to deal with him later!"

Bob (on what kind of girl Dave likes)  "You'll usually see Dave walking with the grandmas. That is his speed."

Bob "Ain't I handsome?"

Dave "Stop, you're embarassing me!"

Cool... Not Cool!

Scott
Cool: Getting your first job
Not Cool: Selling unauthorized Moffatt t-shirts, 'cause we don't get a cut of that

Clint
Cool: Hanging with your family
Not Cool: Horning in on your brother Clint when he's putting the moves on that hotties from the Wilkinson's

Bob
Cool: The fridge
Not Cool: The oven

Dave
Cool: Cool from cool and the gang
Not Cool: The gang

Scott
Cool: Using hip street-wise lingo
Not Cool: Telling your mom tonight's dinner was 'the shit'

Clint
Cool: Find a career you like and pursuing
Not Cool: Hosting a talk show because you burned all your bridges at a phone company

Bob
Cool: Iced tea
Not Cool: Hot tea.

Dave
Sometimes with triplets, one doesn't get enough oxygen in the womb.. *points at bob*
Cool: Goofing around on the tour bus
Not Cool: Spending all your time in the bathroom with a copy of Chatelaine.. *points at Scott*

Scott
Cool: Just being yourself
Not Cool: Pretending to be a Moffatt, to pick up chicks

The dude pretending to be a Moffatt off to the side:
Back to you Mike