Gannon Yogurt by Guckert

Jeff Gannon (real name James Guckert), freaky right-wing political hack and stooge for the Bush regime who supposedly got caught soliciting gay sex on the internet, should now perhaps make his own Yogurt company, called Gannon Yogurt! Except it wouldn't be real yogurt, it would be a mix of penis cream and peter cheese to match his phallic looking shaved head, Hahah!!

Gannon Yogurt, pseudo conservative crap on the top, but Pure FRUIT on the bottom, Hahaha!!!

[Poem] "The Poopy Legacy of Jeff Gannon Guckert":

Look at that fellow named Jeff Gannon

was he out there sellin' his Crotch Cannon?

Was he sellin' his ass, like a Ho on the street?

Was he a good soldier, or was he just peddling his meat?

Gannon / Guckert

Gigolo Mutha Fuckert

he hookered himself for Repubs and was suckered

By Dubya and all his ReButtlicken goons

Now all the troops are prolly laughing at ass in his old platoon !

A picture was found of him showing his wood

But with a name like Guckert, you know it can't be good!

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