

I Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
II Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
III Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
IV Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on
ingrates!
V Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
VI Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for
psychic vampires!
VII Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often
worse than those that walk on all fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual
and intellectual development, has become the most vicious animal of all!
VIII Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical,
mental, or emotional gratification!
IX Satan is the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in
business all these years!
*The Nine Satanic Statements come directly from The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey


