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Ted King: The Uber-Hunk

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Every once and a while a person comes along that annoys you from many various sources. Then you get tired of hearing about that person and insult them in the best way possible. Therefore, I introduce my Tribute to TED KING the world's biggest "happy" person.




Heres Ted with a smug look on his face. This is a face you would make after you cut a juicy fart/after a long night of hot passion with the italian nurse. Ted could also be staring at another co-stars butt, but most likely their not female.






What happened ted? Apparently somebodys ticked you off and your out to kill. Or your showing your superb acting skills. Genious look, maybe if you purse your lip more you can pull off a George Bush.






No Ted, you not Scarface or a master pimp, your a actor on General Hospital, gosh, hey wait, is that a mustache, or just last nights pudding splurge?






Ok, you had a new kids on the block stage, ill leave you alone now, cause i dont think any others could top this one out. My final statement is that he plays for the other team, dont fall into his trap, its just going to end up as long nights with ben and jerrys and crying to the music of david bowie. Dont Take the Bad Road.





Ted King in 15 Years ...















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