How I Spent My Summer -by Trevor

Once I was at a rock concert and this dude was all like what’s going down and I was all like nothing much dude. Then I said hey where is the nearest bathroom and the dude was like it’s next to the concession so I headed that way and the dude sort of followed me and I was like hmm and then he was all don’t you love corn? And I was all for sure but that’s just what they want you to think was his retort. So I get to the bathroom and I’m peeing right and I got a good and steady flow going when all of a sudden I’m all I never thought my life could be anything catastrophe but suddenly I can see a bit of good luck for me cause I got a golden ticket I got a golden twinkle in my eye. The dude who was at the next urinal then said to me Willy Wonka? I was all bingo! So were in the hot tub and I says to the dude man hot enough for you and he says no. then the dude was all My uncle is a plumber to which I replied oh yea? And that’s when it started raining frogs which was fucked up cause the weather channel said it would be sunny all weekend. I guess you can’t trust anyone but yourself and the random dude who you suddenly spend all your time with. So I’m sitting there with the dude and I says hey dude, what your name any ways and he’s all pfft just like that pfft what a guy eh? He’s definably my favourite random dude way cooler than when I hung out with that random guy…dudes are cooler by nature you know. So then this one time the dude and I are hang gliding and I was screaming stuff like woooo I love lollipops and paraphernalia. When the dude just chimes in with yippee….where does that sunuvabitch get off. I can’t stand him any more I now hang out with Dustin diamond and Willie aames mostly……the funny thing is now that I look back on it i realize that dude stole like fifty bucks from me….dude I miss you…and I want my fuckin money back I’ll break your fuckin legs as swipe!

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