Verizon 3-Way Calling Contest
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So I'm listening to the radio, and they mention a Verizon 3-Way Calling Poetry Contest and I think to myself "I can sooooooo do this!" I'm not really excited about the prize, but I lurve writing stuff like that, being as I'm an advertising major and all, so I did it-- Here, wanna see:

Called up Kate we were headin to the mall

Or the movies or dinner, something to do is all

We wanted to have fun and say out late

So I decided, "Hey! let's make it a double date"

"I'll call up Matt, my boy, in a little while"

"Why don't you call him now, just use two clicks and a dial"

"What are you talking about, I don't understand, chick"

"Honey, it's simple, just click, dial the number, then click"

I called up Matt and he didn't want to go

Katie offered to call her new boy, Joe

So she did click dial click-- Joe said he had a friend

Thanks to Verizon 3 Way Calling, our night had a happy end.

But, the entire time I'm writing this... which took me about fifteen minutes, I keep thinking about how dirty I can make this. So, I took another five minutes to write this beautiful ditty, which I do not think I will be submitting:

On the phone with Mona-- she is mighty fine

So hot and so sexy, I wanna make her mine

But I got a problem, I can't pretend

That I don't also want her very best friend

I wanna have a three way on the phone

Or better yet, when we're all alone

Mona says they're both feelin frisky

I know askin' for a three-way is sorta risky

I can't deny myself what I want

To savor each, delectable c***

So she calls her up, click dial click

With in twenty minutes they're both suckin my d***

Just felt like sharing...

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