Called up Kate we were headin to the mallBut, the entire time I'm writing this... which took me about fifteen minutes, I keep thinking about how dirty I can make this. So, I took another five minutes to write this beautiful ditty, which I do not think I will be submitting:Or the movies or dinner, something to do is all
We wanted to have fun and say out late
So I decided, "Hey! let's make it a double date"
"I'll call up Matt, my boy, in a little while"
"Why don't you call him now, just use two clicks and a dial"
"What are you talking about, I don't understand, chick"
"Honey, it's simple, just click, dial the number, then click"
I called up Matt and he didn't want to go
Katie offered to call her new boy, Joe
So she did click dial click-- Joe said he had a friend
Thanks to Verizon 3 Way Calling, our night had a happy end.
On the phone with Mona-- she is mighty fineSo hot and so sexy, I wanna make her mine
But I got a problem, I can't pretend
That I don't also want her very best friend
I wanna have a three way on the phone
Or better yet, when we're all alone
Mona says they're both feelin frisky
I know askin' for a three-way is sorta risky
I can't deny myself what I want
To savor each, delectable c***
So she calls her up, click dial click
With in twenty minutes they're both suckin my d***
Just felt like sharing...
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