• Sex hurts at first, but chocolate is good now.
• No guy will use you for chocolate.
• You can have all the chocolate you want and nobody will think your a slut.
• The worst things chocolate can give you are cavaties and calories; the worst things sex can give you are pregnancies and STDs.
• Chocolate is always satisfying, but satisfying sex isn't guaranteed.
• You can easily have two chocolates at once, and no one will get jealous.
• Having chocolate with someone will never leave you with your heart broken.

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