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Real Ultimate Power




Hi, this site is all about Laurens, REAL LAURENS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Lauren and I can't stop thinking about Laurens.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
 

Facts:

1.   Laurens are mammals.

2.   Laurens are hilarious ALL the time.

3.   The purpose of Laurens are to be totally sexy and totally fun.
 

Tools and gear:
 
 

Bullhorns                                        Bull Whip
 

Typical Lauren Outfit (but Laurens look good in ANYTHING!)




Testimonial:
 
 

Laurens can kill anyone they want!  Laurens are all fun and games UNTIL YOU PISS ONE OF THEM OFF and THEY UNITE AND ATTACK! These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Lauren who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude mentioned that "sarcasm is a lower level of humor," the Lauren killed the whole town.  My friend Eric said that he saw an Lauren totally uppercut some kid just because the kid said bullhorns were stupid.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

If you don't believe that Laurens have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will ruin your entire life (and your shitty weblog)!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

 

Laurens are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Laurens are smart, smooth, cool, strong, sexy, powerful, and sweet.  If my parents hadn't named me Lauren, I would change my name to Lauren.   I love Laurens with all of my body (including my pee pee).
 
 

Q and A:.
 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Laurens?

A: Laurens are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are smart and educated, but on the other hand, they're still totally sexy, but on the other hand, they're still fun and goofy. (Yes, you have three hands, get over it)!
 
 
 

Q: I heard that Laurens are always ugly and not fun.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Laurens can be ugly OR totally awesome.
 
 
 

Q: What do Laurens do when they're not being totally sexy and totally fun

A: Most of their free making silly websites, but sometimes they stab.  (Ask Eric if you don't believe me.)
 
 
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