It has been brought to my attention that a particular ex of mine is trying hard, but to no avail, to get laid. Of course, the fact that I turned into a campus urban legend may hinder this quest. However to make up for this, and because I am a bitter and scathing female human, I decided to provide him, as well as any other desperate fellows in his predicament, with a simple guide that will facilitate this difficult, horomone-driven task.
You cannot imagine how much better girls will like you when there's no idiotic banter directed their way. If the only way prevent yourself from saying stupid things is to inable yourself to speak, then do so, in the name of booty-hunting. You know it has to be true if toothpastefordinner.com agrees! (note: If link continues to malfunction, simply right click it and select "copy shortcut." Then, paste and enjoy!)
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