This is my application to become a card-carrying Heartless Bitch. Does this sound like something you'd be interested in? Go to the site and fill out an application!
"I'm a Heartless Bitch because..." (Tell us in detail about your Heartless Bitch qualities.)
First of all, my webpage most definitely expresses Heartlessly Bitchy qualities and sentiments; however, the url is rather lengthy and did not fit in the box above, so I shall post it here: https://www.angelfire.com/creep/riddledwithsarcasm/index.html (i recommend the "delightful revision of an essay I wrote last year" and "the idiot's guide to..." as heartlessly bitchy reads). I know in my heart (or a lack thereof by this site's standards) I am really and truly am a heartless bitch. I can't define the "reasons," but I'll try my best to provide examples.
Lastly, I would like to say I never classified myself as "heartless" or "bitchy." It almost makes it seem like being content without having some guy to "complete" you is a bad thing. However, after reading this site, I realized that in doctorine, I am indeed a "heartless bitch," whether or not I get to be the few and proud who are indeed card-carrying members. Either way you decide, thank you for your time.
What one (or two) line(s) best sums up your Heartless Bitchiness? (Whatever you do, AVOID using things you've seen on keychains or bumper-stickers. BE ORIGINAL!)
"Remember, even Prince Charming was a jerk. He pimped out Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, and Cinderella." -LG (me)
"Men are merely puppets controlled by intelligent beings called 'testicles'." -MB (my friend's sister... I'm literally jealous I didn't think of it first.)
"You're not really a heartless bitch, though. You're just sassy, ever-so-sassy" -mike