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Updated: 10:58 p.m. EDT (0258 GMT) September 20, 2003
Bill Gates found dead

Bill Gates found dead

Bill Gates was found dead this morning in his billion dollar home, with his dick in his hand and a belt around his neck. Experts say that masturbation while choking makes for a better orgasm, but ordinary people seem to think that Gates just got what he had cumming.

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