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Welcome one and all to the darker side. Of what you may ask. Of my LIFE! *Evil laughter fills the room, then dies off in a cough* This is my personal storage area for darker thoughts and evil conspiracy theories. *hears the chirps of crickets* Ahem, ok, ok, you caught me. Actually this is just a place for me. A place I can kick back, throw up my heels and say whatever the fuck I want. *Kicks up her heels and relaxes* So to explain a little about the page. Just think of it as a garden. And I'm *Smiles brightly* the garden keeper. So my garden's a little weed infested and mostly thorns. Somewhere in this garden are pretty little flowers. Either that or dead bodies. *Tries to look innocent, and moves on quickly* Ok, navigating through my garden has been made easy. Easier in fact then my old garden. For if you look to your left you will see the, what I call "idiots bar", It's there for you. Use it. Read what it says, click on what you want and it will take you there. *Gives you a cookie for being "sooooo" smart* Well this page is under heavy construction. *Hears the sounds of saw blades and a look of awe covers Stef's face* Wow, that sure is a lot of blood, I mean... ahem *Grins evilly and holds out another cookie for you* So if links don't work, take a number, leave a message in the guest book and come back soon to see if it's working. Oh and I should warn you. Don't ever be late for checking for updates. Alice despises when anyone's late. *Bounces off to another section of her website, allowing Alice to guard this one*
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