Nero and Olga's big whammy

Hey this is Nero *surprise surprise*... Olga died in a tragic tragic way, she got strangled by curtain blinds... *Moment* Ach well it was bound to happen. I haven't updated in a while and prolly won't update again in a long while. I went from a shit-small private school to a public school were no one knows anything about me *score*! It's alright, but i haven't gotten away from my idiot counterpart... my personality, so things will eventually fall back to how it normally was, but different... comprendre? I am reading over my last entries and I am thinking "weak, lame, WTF!" Are similar synonoms goin thru ur head? Yes i thought so... Im still a poseur vegan,,, what else did you expect? I like rollerskating to rap, its cool and dope and i try and keep up with society's everchanging trends. Puzzles confuse me.. are they supposed to do that? My dog is overweight and i am going to lose 10 pounds, most likely gain it, but being plump was a sign of beauty... 800 years ago when food was scarce, but what can i say, Im an old fashion kind of person... I am bored and bad tempered right now... i'll kome back to y'all once im back to my hyper-active random carefree short memoryied cafe addict person you love and adore.

Howdy! This is Nero. Olga and I are making a movie. We're gonna film it with my homevideo camcorder. I know whatchya thinking, very techy. Ya well u know what, fuck u! We just starting to figure out how to work this website. It's a big accomplishment for us, since we dont know crap about computers. The movie is called Nonfeasance. If you dont know what it means, LOOK IT UP! Olga and I are gonnna be in it and maybe some of our friends and other shit eaters. If your in the San Fernando area, we might hold auditions at our school. If ur interested, email us at nerowit@yahoo.com or bloatedonkey@yahoo.com. Talk to u retards later. Known fact about Nero: Cant ride in cars that dont have leather seats. Explanation for this: Nero gets migranes in cotton seat or other material cars. Picky Picky.

Oi! This is Nero the big fat Zero again. I just want to say that I am going to start a Communist party in United States of America, so vote for me when i run for President. Olga is gonna apply for Sainthood so all u Roman Catholics, nag ur Pope to declare her one okay? U won't be sorry! On other news, the school newspaper, that i write for, (You can gasp now)first edition did not come out today as planned. Its not actually much of a school newspaper since we mainly write about things that interest us and cram in some school news. Hehehe. Im just happy that im not stuck writing crappy boring news, I get to write reviews about bands and restaurants. So I get a chance to eat and listen to Music. My favorite things. I wish i could write something about sleeping and supporting communism and buddhism. "All unhappiness is unavoidable until you can cast away ur desires by achieving Nirvana." Im also into Mormons and Quakers. All these groups are Fucking Gnarly. I want to share with u that I have found Lucifer, reincarnated. Yes, Lucifer is back. Lock your doors and Hide ur kids since Devin the Devil is on this earth to bring back the evil so desperately needed. Mwahahaha. I also want to give a Shout Out to Sasha and say, "Isn't this the best porn site u have ever been to?" This Website is for all the fucking bored Lunatics that took the time to come and view our humble website at it's beginnings.

Hey Y'all its Nero again. I know u are all thinking, "Where the Fuck is Olga?" But she'll come on soon enuff. We got up a guestbook. Im so fucking happy that i can cry! So go sign it! Okay other than that, I got a complain, already, that I swear to much, so just to please you ninnys, I'll cut it down. Pysch! Haha. April Fools u fools. Go sign the guestbook or Else!!!!

Hey, Its once again Nero, Yes hold in your groans you bastards, Olga is very lazy and she is busy doing her thang. Hahah, such as staring at the wall and contemplating on how to assasinate all the Freds in Wyoming. Guess what everyone, Im turning a year older this year!!! Isn't that fascinating....??? You bet it is!! Im actually attempting to throw a party, and a good one at that... Um other than that, We had CAT testing on Wendsday, boring as hell, having to fill in all those little bubbles......... I am in trouble in also, nothing new.... I am in academic trouble if you are interested to know. didn't think so. You're all so sympathetic to my plight. The newspaper is coming along well, We're on our second edition. Olga and I still haven't done our movie, yeah we're lazy bums, but we WILLL do IT, dont worry your pretty little heads about it. Um we had spring break last week.... I got to work at me mum's office for a day, shredding paper, the other day, stay home and goof off and then the following days we went to Disneyland and support Mickey the Rat. On a second note, Eeyore Kicks ass!!!! Easter was okay, I got money, 3 bucks. i know i know, not much. That lazy bum that is supposedly related to me, finally beat me at the egg hunt. Hahaha... I know y'all think im to old for egg hunts but WE get money, so it makes it worthwile trying to find stupid eggs. Well im bailing, and I'll try to get Olga to write ONE entry, at least. Laterzz..

Hi Kids, it's Nero again. I know your wondering, "It's two weeks past Doomsday and I am perfectly okay and so is everything around my little pathetic self centered world." (okay I probably added the pathetic self centered world but I think you got the picture). But everything is not okay, I'll tell you why kids.... it's just because. LOL. Good men them Aquabats but thats not the point. The truth is *gulp* it was all a marketing scam... *cringe* Yes its true.. I only did it too keep you guys interested and craving for more of our biggest Whammy yet.... Human Fat Soap BArs!!! Buy your bar today!!!! Our Human Fat soap bars is made entirely of fat donated by the generous souls from the Human Liposuction Center, so if you get this you save the whales!!!!!! Only $200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for a 3 ounce bar!!!!! What a DEAL!!!! IMAGINE ALL THE FUCKING WHALES YOU WILL SAVE!!!!! So for more info drop us a line or come ring my bell any time. On other news since you finally heard of our great advertisement I want to give a shout out to my bestest coolest greatest smartest cleverest handsomest sexiest dumbest shittiest friend, Mike* (* Secret Identity... ManBoy!) He has also agreed to be my dance partner *gasp* and yes i have already given him warning but since of his chivalrous nature he accepted the haggis in distress (Haggis aka shitty stuff) Mike has also offered to help me get rid of this dumb ass patriotic picture that i did not put up but another friend did who was trying to teach me on how to put up pictures.. I cant work computers... WAAA!!! On other news... Im out for the summer and Olga is learning how to rodeo (or as we say in TinselTown Row-Day-O) while she is on a roadtrip with Granny and endangering all roadrunners on the way (beep beep) Im going to hicksville next week to visit my little old granny and grandpappy. So I hope you all get sick on your bi-product hot dogs and mad cow hamburgers (why in heavens name do the call them hamburgers... they're beef for crying out loud) on fourth of July and explode your fingers off by trying to set off some firecrackers... Im going to my coffin now. Later... Hugs and Spankings from, Nero the Zero who happens to be your Hero....

Hey everyone... Guess who?!?!?! The only god-forsaken person who decideds to upgrade this website from some unknown reason... seeing that I dont adverstise or tell anyone about it.... But still from some reason i still do it.....Damn the King Penguin!!!!!!!! I got back from Hicksville yesterday and I'm not even jet-lagged, quite the contrary Im wide awake even though I only got 5 hours of sleep last night, travelled for seven hours yesterday and ran from one end of the Chicago O'Hare Airport to the other (no joking matter that distance and me running!) and I'm not tired one bit... no sirrie. Hicksville was okay.... Okay I was bored most of the time but the whole trip wasn't all to waste. I'm just really jubilated to be home and if was up to me I would only visit my grandparents once every turn of the century... but unfortunatly thats not up to me so I have to endure a week out of each year over there as part of my Felial Piety.... Just makes you appreciate what you have even more.... like goose down pillows and cable and coffee and the internet and civilization and so on..... Im not going to be home that much all this summer. I have an arrangement where I'm gonna be gone for a week every other week and now that I am home for this week I get to go to Mormon Land next week (YAH I'LL BE WITH MY RELIGIOUS BROTHERS!!!!). So i'll update when I come back and tell you all about it.... I might even quiz you about Mormons you Lucky Bastards. Hhahahah.... not. Um... My albino llama is really cool... people call me the LlamA MaMa;... *Laughs Insanely* MWAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! um.... erm-So Yeah... I think Im going to leave now before I say something I regret.... Later People I have a life to attend to now.... Nero YOur unofficial Hero...

Hey Everybody... First of all I want to thank all of you who have gotten this far in this Tight ass page and have not left in complete disgust... yet. But dont worry... you'll have plenty of chance to do so... SO NEVER FEAR!!! I have no clue how you have got here if you are here because first of all I dont advertise this page nor do I tell anybody about this page.. so if your here then it was all a big mistake. SURPRISE!!! Summmer is almost over. BOO FUCKING HO! But i have no clue when im going back to school... I dont even know if im going back!!! SO HAHAHAHAHA!! Its prolly best for the ppl around me, but maybe just to spite humanity I will venture out into the cold, harsh world.. but then again maybe not. I can just stay home and actually learn how to use this computer, but knowing me I really don't have the patience. I really hate the internet. Okay so yeah.. I really have nothing more to say... actually i haven't had anything to say in the first place so I'm just gonna go and piss off the people around me until I come back and actually have something worth saying... Sound like a good plan? RIGHT!!! later my uhhh ignorant mediocre. With all my love and contempt.... Nero.

Since Nero is constantly grumbling about how I never contribute to our website, I have decided to prove her wrong. I don’t write outside of school anymore because I have taken up the genteel hobby of painting. The following is something I wrote for a history course. While it may seem childish, it is not. The subject matter is the Future, and the Future is timeless. .................................................. My birthday speech in 2060: I’m Olga, author of the three national bestsellers, Beggars Guide to Self-Sufficiency, The World Owes Me, and Live Off of Others; We’re All Brothers. When I was a kid, I never thought I could write a book that millions of people would read. In the days when the world had billions of people, such an occurrence was highly unlikely. I’m glad that Congress passed the Enforced Population Control Act. It saved Earth from a future of a crowded and polluted planet. Today, with about 200 million people alive on Earth and only 1 million on Uranus and in the unfashionable backwaters of the Horsehead Nebula, the chances a person has of achieving fame are much greater. I grew up on a small, quiet street near Hollywood, the cultural epicenter of the lost city of Los Angeles. By day, it was a peaceful and picturesque neighborhood, but at night the bums, muggers and gangs would emerge as cloaked shadows from storm drains and gunshots would echo in alleyways. Since Los Angeles was technically a desert, it was always so hot that even flies would drop from heat exhaustion. Little did the pina colada- sipping Armenians next door know that, because of their air-conditioners, the polar ice caps would melt and LA would disappear undersea. Before factories quit dumping toxic waste into rivers, the only places to swim were small concrete ponds that many people built in their backyards. The chemicals used to sanitize these ponds always turned my hair a little green. Another popular recreational activity (one my mother didn’t approve of) was to watch television. Today, most people have heard the voice of reason and realized that TV is good because it is pleasurable and doesn’t give people AIDS or children. Today is a lot different from my childhood from the standpoint of people’s relationships with other people. Only a thousand years ago or so, some rude dudes tacked up a carpenter who only said that people should be nice and not hurt other people. Today everyone is entitled to their own opinion if they keep it to themselves and everyone is entitled to be free if they stay on their own land and don’t mess it up. Today is the Age of Tolerance, as long as people don’t bother other people. A hundred years ago, when I was born, a hundredth birthday was a noteworthy occurrence. With the Golden Age of Plastic Surgery and Organ Transplants upon us, I’m barely considered middle-aged. PS: The meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything is 42............................Now, that wasn't too bad, was it? "My way of joking is to tell the truth; that's the funniest joke in the whole world" - Muhammad Ali