1. Do you know why you are here?
a)im was trying to find my way home when my car broke down, i just came in to use the phone but now im lost.
b) Im confused thats why im here because i dont know whats going on! Give me the answers damit i want my life back!
c)yes i do.
2. If the teacher has 5 apples and he gives two to jimmy. jimmy eats half of his apples and sells one to bob. bob then steals another apple off pete who got 3 from the teacher. Five people then get off at the next staion and then 3 get on. how may toes are on your left hand?
b)four the thumb doesnt count
c)0 they are fingers not toes
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