These are stuipd quotes that my Biology teacher, Mr. Kelly (RKelly) has said over the past weeks, I will continue updating it when more stupid quotes come in.
When we were younger, Matt Bulik came over to my house and wanted to play "animals" so he jumped up onto my couch, licked his hand, and purred.
Oh yeah, and I used to freeze kool-aid and popcorn and eat it, but NOT PEAS.
-There will be no jellyfish working for NASA.
-The jellyfish has a comb, like the one you comb your hair with.
-Even #s, including 10, have the green test.
-Is there any light in your intestines? Unless you're swallowing light bulbs, I don't think so.
-Each segment is a lean, mean, reproducing machine.
-That kid eats like he has a tapeworm.
-For lack of a better term, PENIS
-When a dog or a cat goes to the bathroom, they do not carry a roll of Charmin with them.
-Most people wouldn't know they had worms until they found one hanging out their butt.
-Nobody walks around and says, "There's a pile of feces, I'm going to step in it."
-I don't think there are too many carnivorous cows running around.
-If you had to itch your butt and you ran into something, that is about as dangerous as they could be (pinworms)
-If you want, you two can squirt each other at three-o-clock after school
-Lime Disease comes from a little itty bitty dick, i mean, tick
