I AM JESUS

My Favorite things about Jesus

Jesus wore a dress for me.
Jesus did it for the chicks.
Jesus unholy-ed my holy spot..
Jesus tells me to kill people.
his hair is so shiny.. just like in shampoo commercials.
he wears short-shorts.
Jesus is my pimp.
Jesus put his power in me.
why do gay people like jesus? because he was hung like this *spreads arms apart*

stuff.

Help out Jesus. Kill someone so i don't have to.