Greeting and welcome to the official homepage of The Insomniac Alliance! The Insomniac Alliance is our demonic, evil cult of DOOM!!! Well, kinda.
TIA is a group of people, no more than 6, who go out in the middle of the night and do...stuff.
We hope one day to have 666 members (that's right, 666. Be afraid, be very afraid.) 111 branches with 6 people in each branch. Don’t look at me like that. I'm not crazy. *twitch twitch*
You are probably wondering why our cult symbol is a tree.
That tree symbolizes the great and powerful Smiley Tree.
(picture of tree of here)
This is the Smiley Tree during the day. See, it only smiles at night, when the street lamps are on. They make the branches cast a shadow on the trunk giving the appearance that the tree is smiling. ^_^
I cannot show you the Smiley Tree smiling as it is sacred and only members may see it.
We initiate people by bringing them to the Smiley Tree at night (when it's smiling) and make them hug it while chanting the sacred chant given to us by our Lord, Adam Sandler, "The night time is the right time." (note from Eddy: Adam Sandler's not MY lord...~_~)