BHMS POST
upstairs eighth grade only
Yo momma jokes:
1.Yo momma is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
2.Yo momma is so fat when she dances the band skips
3.Yo momma is so fat when they used her underwear for bungee jumping they hit the ground
4.Yo momma is so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar
5.Yo momma is so fat she was baptized at seaworld
6.Yo momma is so fat she sells shade in the summer
7.Yo momma is so fat they got her face on the crisco can
8.Yo momma is so nasty i called her for phone sex and got an ear infection
9.Yo momma is so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp
10.Yo momma is so fat scientists have declared her ass the 10th planet
11.Yo momma is so stupid she tried to steal free samples
12.Yo momma is so poor she cant even pay attention
13.Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road
14.Yo momma is so fat she cant even fit in the chat room
15.Yo momma is so poor i rang the door bell and she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong
16.Yo momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
17.Yo momma is so ugly the army doesnt use guns anymore they use her picture
18.Yo momma is so poor she has to hang toilet paper out to dry
19.Yo momma is so poor she can't get rid of the roaches in her house 'cause they pay half the rent
20.Yo momma is so fat she caught a flesh eating virus and that was three years ago
Here's a few good reasons to be a guy:
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
You can go to the bathroom without a support group
Everything on your face stays its original color
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "he must be mad at me"
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The same hairstyle can last for years, maybe decades
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