About me.

Name: Heather
Title: Miss (for now)
Torture chamber: Malvern College (home of the snob)
Website: You're on my site, duh!

Greetings dear minions. As if you really wanted to know, but hey. I am 16, and I live in the deepest pits of hell, near Worcester and too far from Cheltenham ;-P

I have blue and red eyes, and longish hair. I have four piercings (rebellious, eh?) and a sh*tty wardrobe. I am not religious because in my opinion religion causes more worldwide f*ck ups than anything else, and can turn individuals into creeps too (no offence). They still interest me though, religions I mean, cause I believe some of the basic principles for buddhism are quite cool, and Zen (recently introduced to me by a great friend ;-)) seems pretty cool, although I guess this isn't strictly a religion anyway. I am studying for my GCSEs, which is painful, and hope to take a degree in English in the far future... and thats as far as I can dare to look without feeling naucious. My hobbies are: guitarring (especially in the best band in the world - just agree and keep me feeling special), reading (Anne Rice a favourite), writing (KEEP YOUR SNIGGERS TO YOURSELF YOUNG MINION), arguing with Jehova's witnesses, and very soon, Shotokan Karate (when I have the money)!

I think that's about all you have to know, although there is a lot more to me that you'll never know unless you piss me off... so BEWARE, MORTALS!!! MUHAHAHA!