Dr. Frank N. Furter meets (Captain) Jack Sparrow
Naughty Meets Nautical...
- Frank becomes a pirate.
- Jack toys with minds and emotions.
- And then there's always the parrot...
(11/24/05) Cancel the funeral, she's actually UPDATING!!!!!! Woohoo! It's now 6:54 p.m., and I should be done here by 7:30. I am determined. I'm putting up a new-er story, "A Turn of Storms", but not the one after it because it isn't finished... although I really should cut it off somewhere in its middle and call it an ending. If there's high demand for me to post that story, I will, but you guys have to let me know. I think I will also upload pictures of my boyfriend (as of last June's beginnings) and I, as he is the Sapphire I have been long searching for. (For those that haven't read that far, I mean Jess.) I am of the very happy... Ah...
Praise be to the parrot, I have all of the first fifteen stories up!!!! I'm working on writing the 16th now, so feedback is much appreciated that all of you are still around and liking this... I should have some new stuff up, like a message board, as of today (June 28th 2004)
HOOPLA AND ARR, all you ingrates, mutineers, and unconventional conventionists!
Herein, a story unfolds! "Pirates of the Caribbean" meets "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" as Frank N. Furter finds himself not dead... but indeed someplace new!
He meets up with Jack, and humor, fun, angst, adventure... and love... all ensue! How can you resist?! THINK OF THE PARROT!
Warning: Some dirty content... more than a little slash. If you have a problem with slash, I suggest you skip the chapters that... Um... The chapters that involve Frank and Jack alone in a room. No, no... Scratch that... Skip all the chapters that involve Jack and Frank in the same three foot vicinity.
PLEASE NOTE: There is ONE thing within the saga that does not match what the movie tells you. We all must pretend that the Interceptor was not blown to itty bitty pieces.
Finally, I must say that I do not think that it is a good idea for anyone under eighteen to read these stories--as the RHPS soundtrack says: "Lots o' larfs and sex". But at the same time, I find it really ironic that I'm typing this, 'cause... well... No, forget it, I won't tell you. I'll just laugh very loudly!
That said, please enjoy!!!!!
The Saga (That means the stories, for the semi-spastic... like me, for instance.)
Character Biographies
Saga-Inspired Creations By People That Are Not Me
Errors--Allow Me to Point Them Out so that You Don't Have to
The Narrator's Corner-About Me and Stuff I Ponder
Credit--Because I Don't Imagine Being Sued Is Fun
Please, please, please post on the message board!
