People for the Removal of Itchy Clothes from Kmart		WHO WE ARE: We are an organization founded on the principles of honesty, integrity, and boredomness. and basically a bunch of people who either a. founded this club b. know someone who founded this club c. was asked by someone to join this club d. is just as bored as the people who founded this club or e. physco and after an exponential growth of approximately 15 people applying for membership in 1 day, we've now slowed down to 1 application a week. Which is good. I guess. And just so you know a little about us, I have provided a biography of the 2 leaders of our group below.. and if you are a member and would like a bio, please just ask me..anywho.. here goes: Palmer's Bio Jordan's Bio HOW WE GOT HERE: Way back at 11:30 a.m on the day of May 29, 2003, two people were sitting around discussing the big problem in our society today of itchy clothing, the tags being the main culprit. Now tags have been around for a long time, and though they do serve a few purposes, such as teling us at what temperature to wash our clothing, where they were made, and of course the brand name of the item, tags usally tend to itch. Now we here at PRICK corporation do commend Hanes Corporation for their vast advances toward unitchy clothing in the form of tagless tshirts. WHAT WE DO: Here at PRICK, we basically sit around all day and make up things about clothes. And write stuff down and try to recruit officers and slaves and enemies. Actually at some point I guess we're gonna try to get together, well at least those of us who live anywhere remotely near lexington. and we'll go to kmart and out to eat and all kinds of stuff that cool people do. and yeah. And we eat.  WHAT YOU CAN DO: Join! even if you don't believe in our cause you can still be a really cool person like the rest of us and join. and if yoo don't want to pick an office we will make one up for you or make you a slave and if you don't want to be in it you are an enemy.  any way you slice it to be awesome contact one of the supreme officers by IM or email: Jordan: e-mail || AIM Palmer: email ||AIM
	SUPREME RULER: Palmer Ray EMPERESS: Jordan Maki MASTER OF PAPERCLIPS: Chris Metcalfe DIRECTOR OF CUTENESS: Jared Kessler MANAGER OF STRAWBERRIES: Dannon Collard SUPERVISOR OF TRANSPORTATION: Patrick Blume SEX SLAVE TO THE SUPERVISOR OF TRANSPORTATION: Jordan Maki PERSONAL ASSISTANTS TO THE EMPERESS: Justin Keller Rob Andy Harris Kyle Simmons TOP DOG PLEASURE SLAVE: Brandon Simmons INDIAN SLAVE: Sharon Gnanashakar MASTER OF BLUELIGHT SPECIALS: Alayna Roberts REMOVER OF ITCHY CLOTHING: Kaitlyn Liafsha PRIEST: JJ Puza DIRECTOR OF OUTLANDISH WORDS: Ann Marie Amick MIDGET DOORMAN: Jess Maki SPIES: Natalie Shealy Lindsey Maxwell John Mustard BOUNCERS: Kendra Bost Chris Jones Shannon Porter SLAVES: Caroline Callison Mike Muller ENEMIES: Justin Franklin Emily Herring apply by emailing tabman843@aol.com or cutiebudie@aol.com with PRICK as the subject line.