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IF YOU KNOW BROCK, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE IS LYING TO YOU.  BELOW IS A LIST OF SHIT HE SAYS THAT AREN'T TRUE THAT PEOPLE HAVE SENT ME.  AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS LIST, YOU CAN ADD YOUR OWN INPUT.  TELL US SHIT HE'S TOLD YOU AND WE WILL PUT IT ON THE LIST.  THANKS.  THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE WITHOUT YOUR HELP.  THANKS ALOT.

 

"I'm Brock."
    -He's real name is Michael.


"Hey, I work for Clubbingsource.ca."
    -He doesn't. In fact, when Armani found out, he was like wtf?

"I got my uncle to pay SeanPaul to sing Happy Birthday to my girlfriend."
    -Yah rite, and I have a dick and a pussy. (I don't)

"Hey, I drive an suped up RSX."
    -He doesn't.

"How did she get my msn?"
    -He added her.

"The owner of Palazzo is gonna give me his club for all ages on Saturdays."
    -The owner would never do that because he has an established 19+ on Saturdays.

"Yah me and him are best friends."
    -He is not friends with anyone, let alone bestfriends.

"Yah my girlfriend is crying so I have to go to her house now."
    -She's imaginary.

"I got all these people on the guestlist."
    -He added all of them.  Never does anyone else come from his list.

"I own AllAgeClubbers.com"
    -He doesn't.

"Penthouse is begging for me to promote for them."
    -They don't.  They don't know him.

"I'm taking a limo to the SeanPaul concert."
    -He took the TTC.

"I'm running the door at the club tonight."
    -He never does.

"You can check me out at La Rouge tonight but I'll be in the back office; sorry clubbers."
    -He's not allowed back there.

"Erin is my baby."
    -No she's not.

"I could have fucked her tonight but I didn't because we are really close and I don't want to hurt that."
    -No one would fuck Brock.

"I have 7 stitches on my wrist."
    -He doesn't.

"My cousin fought Reno."
    -Noone fought noone.

"I'm gonna call Dom so he can get me in free at Palazzo."
    -He paid $20 like the rest of us.

"It's spelled 'PAPAROTZI'."
    -No it's not, it's Paparazzi.

 

BROCK WILL TRY TO DENY ALL THE THINGS ABOVE BUT THESE ARE A COLLECTION OF THINGS FROM A LOT OF PEOPLE, NOT JUST ONE.  IT IS VERY UNLIKELY THAT HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH AND BY DENYING THE THINGS ABOVE, HE IS AGAIN LYING.

IT MAY BE HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST BROCK, BUT I JUST FIND IT FUNNY WHAT HE SAYS; THEY ARE JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY.  FOR EXAMPLE, WHY WOULD U SAY U OWN ALLAGES.COM WHEN U CLEARLY DON'T.  TRY IT YOURSELF.  GO TO WWW.ALLAGESCLUBBERS.COM, DOES IT LOOK LIKE HE OWNS IT?  NO.

 

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