BNC's Place

Just so you know, there has been a problem with the site, and the link BNC's Stuff was deleted somehow, and I'm not sure how...so, it isn't working...just though I'd let you know...sorry!

BNC's Places

SillyGwennia's page
Ahahaha (dancing banaynay's & funny sounding cars!)
My Thinkings (up to May 24)
BNC's Stuff (not working at the moment...)
My Thinkings
Awesome Dragon Site
More Words
OH MY GOD...
Happy Tree Friends (well, in the begining...)
Weird Stuff
Do you want to be gay??
Country of Mordom
Darkon
Mentos
Cool/Funny Videos
YATTA! (go to site and then click on yatta.asf for the real version, or yatta economy for the cartoon)

Words/Phrases to Know (just so you know, i come up with the majority of these definitions, so think before you use them seriously...)

• Kinky(5/17/03): strange sexual acts or thinkings
• Boobies(5/17/03): the big(or small) round things on a chick's chest; also called boobs, jubblies, bazoomas, hoo-hoos, etc.
• Friends(5/17/03): anyone who you can trust and can have fun with
• Funny Cide(5/18/03): 2003 Kentucky Derby and Preakness winner(and hopefully the Belmont too...we need another Triple Crown winner)
• Wee-Wee(5/18/03): the long(or short) thing on a guy's crotch; also called dick, penis, manliness, shaft,etc.
• FRIENDS(5/18/03): THE BEST FUCKIN SHOW EVER! i don't care what anyone else thinks, it IS the best show.
• Sex(5/19/03): FUN
• School(5/19/03): a real bitch of a place unless you're a genious(although, it is fun to go and hang out w/ people)
• Creek(5/19/03): also FUN. though, not in the same way...it is fun to play in and have clay fights and do multiple other things
• Cum(5/20/03): fishies of the wee-wee
• Porta-Potty(5/20/03): a place to do...stuff...
• Jerk-Face(5/20/03): someone who is a real ass...and you would call them an ass if there weren't people around who would get you in trouble for it, would be offended, or you just don't want to say
• Depressed(5/21/03): state of mind where EVERYTHING really really sucks
• Allergies(5/21/03): stuff in the air that makes you sick
• Happiness(5/21/03): opposite of un-happiness
• Cards(5/23/03): little paper cards that have a number and a symbol on them; needed to play many games (Egyptian Rat Screw, Triuqo, Go Fish, etc.)
• Computer(5/23/03): what you're on dipshit!...
• Dipshit(5/23/03): sort of like a Jerk-Face, but worse and can be used in more situations(for examples:
• Pen(5/23/03); if you don't know what a pen is, you have bigger problems that you should probably take care of...
• Driver's Permit(5/23/03): a stupid little card you have to get before you can get your Drivers License
• Driver's License(5/23/03): another stupid little card that you need to be able to drive at all
• Blueberry Muffin(5/24/03): the best muffin ever, no matter what anyone else says
• Woof Woof(5/24/03): well, don't go as far as to ask what this actually is...I won't tell you. but, I can easily say this is one of my deepest secrets and if anyone ever found out what it was I would kill anyone who knew until I found out who told it... and then I would kill them anyways. it is embarrasing, disgusting...almost bad enough to be considered a disgrace to my family and anyone who knows me...I would feel bad for anyone who ever found out because they would have nightmares of the horrors that come with the story and they would probably be sick every time the thought entered their little virgin thinkings(almost like when you walk in on your parents...the thought never leaves you and it makes you sick everytime you think about it and it haunts you for the rest of your life)...so, let me tell you now; never ask what Woof Woof is and hope for your own sake that you never will find out or know what it is. you will be traumatized for life and you won't ever be able to get the thought out of your poor little head...so, save yourself the trouble and the pain and try to not learn what the horrors of Woof Woof are
• (My) Childhood Years(5/24/03): well, as many of you know, I was a little different than most kids when I was a child...well, to be completely honest, I was reallly different...I thought I was a dog for the first 8 years of my life and that caused me to be held back in kindergarton because my parents and teachers didn't think I was ready to handle the perils of 1st Grade and that maybe one more year of kindergarton would do the trick and cure me of my dogiosity...OH, HOW SORELY THEY WERE MISTAKEN...my dogiosity lasted me through about 3rd Grade, and then to make up for not acting like one anymore, I became a dog finatic....I now know a lot more about dogs than the average person and I train them as a hobby and many people think that I should become a vet...not only to soothe my dog information needs, but also because I seem to have a knack for that kindof thing...so, to anyone else out there who might have or still do think they are a dog..more power to ya! it is an awesome thing indeed to think that, and I am very proud of you...it is a special gift and it is a privilage to acquire something so great...so go on with life and let the dogiosity run free!