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Are you tired of digging up your own supplies? Are you sick of the outrageously high prices offered by other whole zombie suppliers? Then why not shop at Honest Harry's!

We here at Honest Harry's carry only the best aged body parts. You can find limbs, torsos, and even internal organs at low low prices! We sell in bulk too, so you can create your very own army of the damned!

Many people have shopped at Honests Harry's. Here is what some of them have to say!

"Rawg...groggle...brains..." -Mortis, zombie

"My master used to send me out in the wee hours of the night to fetch supplies for his expiriments. Now I just have all the body parts I need delivered to my doorstep! Thank you Honest Harry's!" -Igor, local hunchback

"Best meal I've ever had." -Stranish, ghoul

And remember, for a limited time only, for every five feet you buy, you get a pair of eyeballs for free! That's right, free! So come visit our warehouse at 3224, Crooked lane, Zombie Marshes

Chaos hound puppies. Four weeks old. These playful little fellows have had all their shots, and would make a good companion for a young champion of Chaos of a beastlord. They have been raised on a diet of human flesh and warpstone, and are ready to tear a hole into your heart. Please adopt them so we won't have to put them down. (again) Call 666-666-6666 or visit the Drakwald monster pound for more information.

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