...okay......I know I never update it..........but....I've added to the midi page....with.....a speed metal version of..................The Inspector Gadget theme..............yeah...................plus.......NEW HATE LIST THING, On REDNECKS!!! Yeehaaaaaa Whooopie!!!!! ......................I NEED HATE MAIL!!!! ....................Coming whenever, maybe never...........Hate List thing on Red Neck Trailer Trash!!...................................Check it outttttttttttttttttttttttttttt Bitches! .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................This is the only whorehouse in the country with its own authentic Negro. You might have seen others, but they're all painted. But you can rub Mustafa with sandpaper and he'll still be black!............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Let's donate all our shitty food like spam and paninis to the tsunami losers, cause damn, they got pnwed by mutha natua..............................................................................................................just realized panini is a very suggestive name......looks like penis sounds punani......................................................................................................................................................don't you have better stuff to look at on this site??? .....................go..................fuck off!!....................go to the rest of the site!!...............................................................................................................................................................................................................damn you're a loser........................................................................................................................................okay now if you're still reading this after me insulting you, you must be hardcore..................a hardcore loser.................................................................................................................................................................................................bitch...............................go away.................................. ...........................................................................................cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt nigger jew chink faggot pussy bitch fred durst cock sucker .........................................................................................................................................................Damn it, go!...........................................listen to the words I am typing..........PISS OFF...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................You really don't take a hint.......................................................................................................................................................I betcha you cry when you masterbate......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................okay.......................let's play a game............................you hide, and I'll seek.................now go hide................................seriously....................................I'm gonna start counting.....1...2....3...4...5...6...7...8...........................................you're not leaving are you.........................................................................................okay......................how about a staring contest....................okay.................start...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................did I win?...................sorry, I wasn't looking......................................................................................................................................................................go like..........do whip-its or something...................get off your fat ass and get the donut fatty.........................what's the matter fatty...can't hear with all that ham in your ears?............................................................well..................while you have been reading this, I've had enough time to walk over to your house, break in, eat all your food, and be standing right behind you with a katana.................................okay........I hope you didn't just look over your shoulder....................................................................................to those of you who did...................ha...............................who's the ninja now bitches!!!..............................................................................................................................................................Let's play who wants to drink the stuff under the sink?........................................................................................................................................yes, but no sprinkles, for every sprinkle I find, I shal kill you.........................................................................................................................................................................................na na na miss sigon na na na miss sigon.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................Holy Blueberry Papa Smurf!!!!!!...........................................................................................................................he's right, cigaretts are bad, they pollute our air, and according to recent polls, air is good................cigaretts killed my father............and raped my mother.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone threw up..........................................................................................................................................................................................welcome to my factory, these are my chumbawambas...............................it's like I died and went to heaven, but then they realized there was a mistake and I wasn't suposed to die, so they sent me back to a brewery....................................................................................................................................................................Buddah has a ghost penis that lives in your cereal............................................................................................Pope - No one embarrasses the Pope and gets away with it [Looks up at the sky], SMITE THEM!................. (waits for a few seconds)....................... Pope - He's cooking up a something good! .......................................................................I.R.S. Representative:Well sir, I'm afraid that your not qualified for a tax refund. Peter:AAAHHHHH... ohh sorry, i still haven't gotten over the loss of party of five. I.R.S.: Well as I was saying you are not getting a tax refund. Peter:AAAHHHHHH... oh Party of Five. What were you saying? IRS: You're not intitled for a tax refund. Peter: AAHHHHH! IRS: Was that for Party of Five again? Peter: No, that was for my tax refund! What the hell is Party of Five!?...............................................................................Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed! Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine. Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name..................................Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ... Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian. Brian: Oh, oh you speak english Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it. Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right? Bellboy(spanish): Que?........................................Brian: Oh my god. They ate Tricia Takanawa. Peter: Why? They're just gonna get hungry again in an hour...........................................Peter: Lois, I'm gonna grow a beard. Lois: Peter, you know I hate beards ... Peter: No no Lois, it's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks? ..................................Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you? Connie: 16. Quagmire: 18? Connie: Mom! Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'! ..........................................................................Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Auctioner: She had nine STDs. Quagmire: Forty-five bucks. Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. ......................Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time. ..............Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!.....................Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up half way through. .........................................Quagmire: Oh, Lois, I'd do everything to you. Lois: What? Quagmire: I'd do anything for you. .................................................................................................................................................. ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................that's it, you know what, I'm done............................I'm going to sleep.....................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz BEAVERS AND DUCKS!
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