You Know You're a Nascar Fan when....*
1) ur ridin down the road and yell caution debrie!
2) If at every green light, you yell "BOOGITY BOOGITY
BOOGITY"
3) If you say "But officer, I wasnt tailgating, I was
drafting!"
4) When you have an accident, the first thing you do is
pull off the
steering wheel. The second thing you do.... Is blame
Jeff Gordon.
5)On an Interstate exit ramp you stay on the outside to
keep the RPMs up.
6) If you watch tapes of old rain delays
7) When you pass someone on the highway you refer to
it as taking them on the inside.
8) When your buddy is passing someone on the
interstate, you're in the passenger seat yelling,
"CAR HIGH!!!!.... CLEAR!"
9) Only the driver's side of your windshield gets
cleaned
10) You get caught stealing the life-size cut out of
your favorite driver from the grocery store.
11) Your mechanic has to remind you to stop referring
to him as your "crew chief".
12) The big story at your parties is how you put JEFF
GORDON into the wall at Talladega in your NASCAR
Racing 2 game.
13) You think the first car at a stoplight is "on the
pole"
14) You have planned out a route to work where you only
have to turn left
15) If you suit up in a fire suit and put on racing
gloves and a racing helmet just to play NASCAR Racing
on the computer.
16) You go to a race and during driver introductions
you scream "Screw YOU JEFF GORDON AND GIVE HIM THE
BIRD!"
