If
u cant daze them with ur brilliance...then baffle them with ur bullshit
Love is like a bird...when u least expect it, it takes a shit in ur face
If
u want to be seen, stand up...if u want to be appreciated, shut up
If
u think ur in love, run ur head into a brick wall...it will hurt less in the end
U
broke my heart, so i broke ur jaw
Never pass up an opportunity to keep ur mouth shut
If
u don't like my face then get the fact What u see is what u don't get....so
drool on, dream on, move on
Beware of device for finding furniture in the dark
When choosing between two evils should like to try the one ive never tried
before
Advice to all the people who talk about me...practice safe sex...go fuck
urself.