Hello. This is DLew once again. Many have missed my DLew Chronicles, but because of such hatred for me of the complaints I got, I stopped updating it. Mostly people wanted to kill me. Anyways, the other night I was enjoying a great episode of Family Double Dare, and I see Jonathan Taylor Thomas on a team. Now right off the bat I was infuriated. This was NOT Jonathan Taylor Thomas's family. The whole point of Family Double Dare is for FAMILIES to compete as a FAMILY. I felt lied to and betrayed when the Blue Team picked up this ringer named JTT. The worst part was that he was playing for charity...CHARITY. There's no such thing as charity.
Anyways, the more and more I saw JTT the more I realized how much of a pitiful, disgusting, piece of shit he was. Here was a kid who captivated the hearts of America at the age of ten with his witty comments and loveable relationships with decent looking junior high girls. And I can't believe so many girls liked him. Here was an inconsiderate prick who used to thrive on emotionally and physically hurting his younger brother Mark, on the hit TV show Home Improvement. Whats JTT doing now? Why he's having fun with his other child celebrity star that failed to progress his career because he's fucked up on meth Macauley Caulkin. Now all they do is argue about which one of them WAS more famous. Losers.
I HATE PREPPY PEOPLE Metrosexuals are the devil of the Earth and in this picture you will see why. Its self explanatory and obvious that these two guys are cancers of society and should not be taken seriously at any costs. If one does confront you, just remind him that it's 83 degrees outside, no need for a popped collar, and tell him to pop in the latest Lifehouse CD and they should scamper away.
