Funny Bunny Jokes
- What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
- How are bunnies like calculators? They can multiply real fast!
- What is a bunny's favorite dance? The bunny hop!
- What kind of books do bunnies read? The ones with hoppy endings!
- What do you call a bunny that has fleas? Bugs Bunny!
- How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Did you ever see a bunny with glasses?!
- What kind of music does a bunny listen to? Hip Hop!
- Why are bunnies so smart? Because they know how to multiply!
- How do bunnies keep their fur neat? They use a harebrush!
- Why is a bunny's nose always so shiny? Because his powder puff is at the wrong end!
- What do you call a holiday that bunnies go when when they first get married? Bunnymoon!
- Which bunnies were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde!
- What kind of cars do bunnies drive? Hop rods!
- What do bunnies sing at birthday parties? Hoppy birthday to you!
- What did the bunnies say when the farmer caught them kissing in the garden? Lettuce alone!
- What did the bunny give his girlfriend when he asked her to marry him? A 14-carrot ring!
- Do bunnies use combs? No, they use hare brushes!
- Why did the little girl wash her bunny? Because her hare was dirty!
- Why did the bunnies go on strike? They wanted a raise in celery!
- Where do Easter bunnies go to dance? To the Basket ball!
- How do bunnies get from one vegetable garden to another? They take a taxi cabbage!
- What do you call a bunny with oodles of money? A billion-hare!
- What game do little bunnies like to play? Hopscotch!
- Why did the bunny get so mad? She was having a bad hare day!
Hop To It!!