Congratulations, Your a Moron!!!
On behalf of the people of Fordon High School I would like to congratulate Hussein "Stretch" Hammoud for putting on an act for us on the day of Tuesday, March 9 2004 at 10:47 A.M. For those of you who do not know "Stretch" pulled out of his parking spot and cracked the fuck out of a Dearborn Police Car. The cop then place "Stretch" in the back seat of his mothers 2003 Mercury Mountaineer Premier. While the police were trying to settle down the students of FHS and get them out of the parking lot "Stretch" was in the back of his mother's car he was thinking about what to do next. I would like to admitt that the stunt "Stretch" pulled was probably the smartest thing he has ever done in his life. The police escorted him out to the cop car which had a huge white scratch on the back left side of the bumper. As they opened the door "Stretch" according to what i saw "fainted". He then got up acting like he did not know what had been going on around him and was put inside the cop car and then once again before entering it he then "fainted" again but this time cracked his head on the cop car. The police of the city of Dearborn then called an emergency unit. While waiting for the emergency unit they placed "Stretch" in the back seat of the police car and his "faintings" after that were unknown. Now just let me say this, while he was sitting in the back he sat like he was in the back seat of a limo thinking that the cops were going to be his personal bitchs and do anything at the snap of his finger, I would like to say that he thought of himself as a "thug". After the emergency unit finally got to the street of Nickel, where the incedent happend, his mother also came at the same time. All I will say now is that "Stretch" shit so much bricks when his mother came that i saw a couple of new additions to Fordson, and no it wasnt the extra part added this addition was unplanned. They then took "Stretch" into the ambulance, checked his blood pressure, and then the police of the city of Dearborn slapped him with 3 fat tickets. First ticket, reckless driving which was $95, the second Driving without a license which was $70, and no registration cost $70. "Stretch" is now awaiting about 2 years to get his license at the age of 18. That pretty much blows for him dont it? Well "Stretch" let me conclude this with a congratulations on the funniest thing that will ever happen to the class of 2006. This story shall live on to be told to my children, and my children's children, and so on and so forth. I hope to live to the age of 65 and then sit on my porch like a regular arab and just cap on "Stretch's" life. I hope to one day make a movie on this incident hopefully winning a bunch of awards if not than fuck America. Now I would like to congratulate Hussein "Stretch" Hammoud.
Congratulations for being the biggest fucking moron in the world!
Signed,
Mohammad M. Tiba and Hassan Hantosh
www.hantosh.tk <----Hantosh's Cedar Point site
Email: tiba06@hotmail.com
