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These are funny Bumper Stickers, I hope you like them!


-Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

-Honk If You Want To See My Finger

-If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer

-Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

-Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

-Honk If Anything Falls Off.

-You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

-If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

-He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.

-Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition.

-Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals.

-Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

-I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.

-Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

-Honk if you love peace and quiet.

-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

-I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car.

-God must love stupid people; He made so many.

-I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

-CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps.

-It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

-The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

-Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

-Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

-Damned if I do, damned if I don't...so damnit I will!

-Accountants don't die they just lose there balance.

-Sometimes I wake up grumpy, Other times I let her sleep.

-Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

-It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

-Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.