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Top 130 reasons why you should go out with me.

Here are 130 reasons why you should go out with me. Im not serious, dont worry...but they're all true...i think.

My shoelaces are hardly ever untied

I dont pick my nose in public

I have never put a red shirt in with the whites

I was not directly responsible for the Holocaust

When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building, I dont push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor

Elvis is dead and JLo is married; who's left?

I read National Geographic, and not just for the nude pictures of African gorillas

My dog seems to like me

I always keeps my printer paper well-stocked

I don't turn into a werewolf during full moons

I hardly ever slurp when drinking soup

I always manage to resist the urge to poke sharp objects into my ear on the first date

I am not an alien from another dimension bent on World destruction

I very rarely have homicidal tendencies

I make excellent use of my spare time

I DO NOT OVERUSE THE CAPSLOCK KEY

I subscribe to the theory that the world is round

I am mixing up 'dessert' and 'desert' less and less every day

I found Waldo

I have never passed out on any world leader's front lawn

I didn't cry at the end of "finding nemo"

I have never found rude shapes in clouds

I have never blatantly misused a blender

I rarely black out for more than a few seconds

I make a real effort not to spit when I talk

Own The Who box set and makes copies for my friends

I don't scrape my vegetables onto my grandmother's plate when no one is looking

I don't wear male undergarments

I have never been struck by lightning while simultaneously being hit by a falling meteorite

I am an accomplished tv-watcher

I have never opened fire on an innocent group of unarmed people

I did not mastermind Julius Caeser's death; that was Cassius

I had no trouble committing my phone number to memory

I rarely stare directly at the sun

I have never broken into a bear's home and eaten all his porridge

I have never flipped the bird to a lady over age 60

So far, I have never resorted to cannibalism

I have never exploited the tradition of mistletoe to kiss my cousin.

I have never stared at someone's wart except mimi's for more than 2-3 minutes

I have never caused a traffic accident because I was fixing my make-up

I have no communicable diseases

No tyrannical system of government is named after me

I have no plans to ever give the Pope a wedgie

I never ring doorbells and then runs away before they answer

Hard as it may be to believe, I have never lost a pole vault competition

I never forget my bug spray when going out into the woods

I have never pulled the football away from Charlie Brown

I very rarely ties cans to a cat's tail

I'm hardly ever referred to as 'infernal'

I have never suffered from lockjaw

I am excellent at compiling purposeless lists

I would give up my appendix for the right man

I'm great with kids; even better with roast beef

I have managed so far not to decapitate myself

Gets fewer and fewer 'ice-cream headaches'

I have never locked myself in a car unintentionally

I do not use mouse traps

Contrary to popular belief,I do not comb my hair with a fork

It's been over a year since I last got my neck tangled in a telephone cord

I rarely eat paste between meals

I usually remember to take the shell off of an egg before eating it

I often resist the powerful temptation to shave rude swear words in my hair

And when I just can't resist, it's usually shaved somewhere where you can't see it

I have managed to overcome a long-lasting desire to clean toasters in a bath-tub

At a touch of a button, I can have a pizza delivered to me personally in under 30 minutes

Unlike Vincent Van Gogh, I would not chop off my ear for a girl

I would never forget to clean the microwave after having placed a small rodent inside

I no longer bear a grudge against Santa Claus for failing to deliver that barbie house in '94

Come on, i'm not *that* much of an eyesore!

I am not fooled when given poisoned candy on Halloween from my mother

I refuse to play 'lets hide grandma's teeth'

I can be easily entertained for hours with simple, one-piece toys

As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing

There is a refreshing absense of monsters under my bed these days

I have never smuggled tinker toys onto an international flight

My picking a fight with an inanimate object is quite uncommon

If you let me take you to dinner, you get free food.

I'm a good listener

You might actually enjoy it.

I am persistent.

Would you want to be known throughout history as "the one who let Christina get away"?

I always remember to use pixie dust when attempting to jump out of a window and fly.

You'll forever wonder what you're missing if you don't date me.

I don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.

You haven't had a sufficient dose of strangeness in your life.

I believe the rabbit should be given some Trix

The voices in my head told me you would like me.

I do not drink and drive. (At least not alcohol. Dr. Pepper, maybe.)

You've probably heard every line in the book... So, what's one more?

I am loyal. (Girl Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)

I am helpful. (Girl Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)

I am friendly. (Girl Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)

I have never yelled "Fire!" in a crowded theatre

I am courteous. (Girl Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)

I am kind. (Girl Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)

I am obedient. (Girl Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)

I am cheerful. (Girl Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)

It's more fun than doing your income taxes.

I am thrifty. (Girl Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)

I am brave. (Girl Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)

I am clean. (Girl Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)

I am reverent. (Girl Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)

I know all the words to the "Gilligan's Island" theme, but won't sing it unless asked.

I can have it my way at Burger King.

I usually answer phone calls in 30 mins. or less!

I support the Girl Scouts by buying cookies.

I'm cuddly.

I know how to perform the Heimlich Maneuver.

I have never been used as a human sacrifice.

I'm thinner than Elvis.

I "Just Say No" to drugs.

I practice random kindness

Occasionally, I have been known to have a clue.

I have been able to correctly answer 4 of 5 questions on the MacDonalds Disney trivia Challenge.

Thor thinks you should.

Zeus agrees with him.

I hated Barney before it was cool.

I make my bed at least 50% of the time.

I don't let friends drive drunk.

I only look innocent

I like fun.

We are of opposite genders in the same species.

Extensive research has proven that I am, indeed, a carbon based life form.

You are falling madly in lust with me, you just haven't realized it yet.

I am heterosexual, unmarried and have a pulse

Give me 130 reasons why you shouldn't go out with me