Life can be one thing one day n the nxt b 100% different, be who you want to be, not who people try to mould you into, if you dont like me thats your problem, but just realise, never judge a book purely on its cover, u may suprise yourself.
"Thats filth with a capital F!"
"If you cant mosh, then you cant run our country..."
"My love handles have babies!!"
"Yeah he wears the pants in the relationship, but I tell him which ones to put on!!"
"Word of advice... Dont point your fuckin finger at crazy people!!" - angelina jolie in girl, interrupted
"I am sure you are a wonderful thoughtful individual, but quite frankly, I dont care..."
"A good friend will bail you out of jail when you're in trouble. But a BEST friend will be right there with you sayin "THAT WAS FUCKIN AWESOME!""
"Remember... if you write anything bad about me, Ill come around and blow up your toilet!" - Courtney love.
"Do I look like a grocery item? Cuz I see you checkin me out..."
"The only thing dependable about the future is uncertainty." - cant member..
"You rock my socks.."
"Next time I want a warning before you go all 70s on me."
"Okay."
"I want-two weeks written notice."
"Right."
"I want-an ad on the internet."
"Sure."
"I want banners-no I want little cupcakes saying-"
I'm going 70s in 2 weeks". Can you fit that on a little cupcake?"
"Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids."
"Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane."
"It’s not the pace of life that concerns me, it’s the sudden stop at the end."
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. "
"It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere."
"Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun."
"The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom."
"If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees."
"Never knock on Death’s door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)"
"Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself). "
"When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?"
"If you’re living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing your seat belt."
"The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open. "
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway."
"There are two kinds of pedestrians… the quick and the dead. "
"A closed mouth gathers no feet."
"Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"Jury— Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney."
"Life is like a dick.. When it gets hard, fuck it!"
"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks.""
"Save trees... eat a beaver"
"Its like instant family... Just add water!" -- Jamie Kennedy
ﻻWhy did i do this
I was bored
nothing else to do
and did i mention i was bored
ﻻ Linkage
to Meet my mates
just to be different
if your bored
