Think you have what it takes to be the first ever LLAN chick ?

Requirements

• A picture of yourself, you should hold a paper sign with LLAN printed on it, your other hand must be flipping the bird at the camera ( make sure your sign IS visible as well as the birdy)
• A quote for under your picture that cusses out Llan, ( the most creative, humorous, inventive cussout quote wins )
• A winning attitude, and the lack of morals it takes to sleep with the judges
• Email your entry to thellanchick@yahoo.com, be sure to include "smoking poontang" as the subject line, remember to attach your pic ( dont forget your cuss out as incomplete entries will be tossed in the crapper at your own expense )

*No, we didn't cheap out there will be a prize !* *Applicants with a penis MAY be disqualified*