This Is The Place That Hell Fears

If your reading this, you've probably made a mistake while websurfing. Go back to surfing for DIRTY PICTURES, ya perve! This space is reserved for only the most insane people and if that discludes you stop, do not read any of the stories or anything else on the website, for risk of being lost forever.This website is just kind of like a tribute to me. (I'd say fans except, well I just don't have any!)I've written so many stories that I decided its time to show them to and corrupt the world! So, beware as you delve deeper in the mind of the most insane, inane and just plain stupidest person you'll ever meet, read about or see on tv. (Side note, if you want to comment on either of the writer's stories or poems or lyrics contact KhainAndLash@aol.com)

Nobody can be a baddass with rock salt that deeply imbedded in their tits. Not havin'...tits...as fine or as big as yours...I can't imgaine how much that must sting. ::laughs:: Yet, I don't wanna. -Budd, Kill Bill 2

• (Side Note: the reason there's no indentation in the stories is not because I'm a suck writer, its because angelfire doesn't let me. Sorry)

Stories-(goodness not guaranteed, if your not satisfied I fart in your general direction)

Courtroom Massacre
Chicken Dinner
Dinner with George
Titanic
Burgalrs (holy crap is this funny)
Lewis and Clark part 1
There Once was a Story
The Battle
About Me