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Deedle's friend Gnomey is missing!

Deedle is a precious Jack Russel Terrier, who has not been himself as of late. His friend Gnomey seems to have ran way from home, or worse (!!!) gnome-napped! The photo above is a picture of Gnomey's twin brother (from Denmark) Zumwald. Gnomey looks like his twin, but his hat is red, and his vest is a blue-green. Both Deedle and his humans, are worried about Gnomey and would like to get any information leading to his safe return. Please contact the BMGG (Bureau for Missing Garden Gnomes) with any information you may have leading to the capture of the possible gnome-napper (and any of their cohorts).


Below, is a letter from Deedle's concerned (and possibly frantic) female human: "This is SERIOUSLY pissing me off... Our little dog had a lawn gnome that he just loved. We took him to a garden center a long time ago and Deedle spent the entire time "playing" with a lawn gnome that was just a little bigger than he is. Jumping at it, running around it and barking at it like the gnome was playing back. He ended up peeing on it and we had to buy it. Every morning, noon and night he would go out, jump at the gnome, run around it and eventually pee on it. DH even washed the gnome and gave him a fresh paint job because it is just adorable when Deedle played with the gnome.

Some ahole stole it! All week Deedle was kind of listless when he went outside and he wasn't eating very much. So we took him to the vet who said to get him another gnome. (He thinks we are nuts for babying the dog like we do, but even he admits that we have a very well-adjusted JRT. ) DH packed up the dog and took him to the garden center again and they found another gnome for Deedle. It worked! Deedle was happy, we were happy and this lawn gnome even had a mushroom. Some ahole stole THAT gnome, too! I am so mad about this. What kind of lowlife SOB steals a little dog's gnome? That is just wrong! I know I am being a little ridiculous about this, but Deedle really does love the gnomes and he plays with them like they will somehow play back. It is sweet and cute and just reminds me why we have a JRT instead of a basset hound. I hope whoever stole the gnomes gets a bad rash."
*clears throat* So... As you can see both Deedle and his owners are VERY unhappy with anyone who found this humorous.

SET OUR GNOMEY FREE!


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