A little bit about CheeseFondue and related sites:
- Best Feature: It's funny. At least we think it is. And if you don't think it's funny, you have problems and need medical treatment. Or maybe we do...Hey, look! A chicken!
- Worst Feature: What worst feature? We have a worst feature?
- Smelliest Feature: Well, monsters like Pinklydink do not have "use deodorant" very high on their "to do" list...
- Ugliest Feature: YOU! Even though you're not even a feature! And Pinklydink (who is a feature and don't tell him we said that)!
- Strangest Feature: We don't get paid and no one thinks we're beautiful. Which is really strange because we are beautiful, right? Right?
- Most Expensive Feature: That's the cool part! Turns out we don't have to pay to put nonsensical idiocy on the internet! Although the party dude has been demanding a raise lately....
- Most Amazing Feature: You actually got this far without closing the page in disgust!
^Look, a clock!!^
Or maybe it's a bomb--we're not entirely sure. We think it's a clock, though...