Hi everybody!!!! This is Alex, one of the co-founders of CheeseFondue! And this is my profile page.
My favorite things:
- Favorite colors: Blue, green and purple. In case you couldn't tell.
- Favorite book: Too many favorites...can't answer that. How about a list of some favorites: The View From Saturday, The Whale Rider(the book is WAY better than the movie), the Harry Potter series.
- Favorite TV shows: The Apprentice, Everybody Loves Raymond, 8 Simple Rules.
- Favorite foods: Ummm...this is tough...I don't know!
- Favorite things to do: go on the computer, read, play tennis, swim (well, in the summer, anyway), ski (well, in the winter, anyway), eat chocolatey things.
- Favorite website: CheeseFondue! Duh!
- Favorite animal: Wizard, my dog, who is an Australian shepherd!!! He's a good boy. And he likes to eat cheese.
- Favorite music artist: Michelle Branch.
- Favorite sports: skiing, tennis, kayaking.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, how do you know the tree actually fell in the first place??
*Our Star Wars Spoof*
Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father!
Luke: Nooooo-hey, wait a sec. How come you never gave me a pony?
D.V.: Uh...I never thought about that. Now where was I? Oh yeah! Join the Dark Side!
Luke: If I do, can I have a pony and a lollipop?
D.V.: Sure, whatever.
Luke: Yay! All my dreams have come true! Whoopee! Lalalalalala...
A typical conversation between me and Wizard:
Me: Hello, Wizard.
Wizard: (in dog language)Rub my tummy!
Me: Oh, really? That's good.
Wizard: (in dog language) Why can't you people understand me?!
Me: Okay. Well, have a nice day. I'll be back.
Wizard: (in dog language)Gimme a treat! Or cheese, either one.
Me: Bye, Wizard!! See you later!
Wizard: (in dog language) Honestly, you'd think they'd be trained by now...
A typical conversation between me and Site Co-President Colleen:
Me: Hi
Colleen: CAFFEINE!!!
Me: Huh?
Colleen: SUGAR!!!
Me: Uh, okay...
Colleen: HYPERACTIVE!!!
Me: Did you remember your pills?
Colleen: Pills? What pills? I don't need pills! I'm perfectly normal....
Me: Right.
Colleen: Where was I? Oh yeah! SUGAR!!! YUM!!!
Me: Aren't these your pills?
Colleen: Ooooohhh, pillies!! Gimme!
Me: Okay...I'm outta here...scary!!
Funny Quotes
~"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." -seen on a T-shirt
~"Better to be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." -seen on a plaque thingy in the mall somewhere
~"Never miss a good chance to shut up." -I got this from Colleen and I don't know where she got it from
"If two trains crash in your head, how long will it take you to blow up?" -Jackie
"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you insult them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes!!"
Okay, I think that's all. Click on the green flower to go back the CheeseFondue Staff Directory!
And click on this purple flower to go back to the homepage, CheeseFondue! (Just get yourself a crash helmet first.)
