If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Abraham Lincoln
If you can't sleep, try lying on the end of the bed. Then you might drop off. - Mark Twain
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. -Robin Williams
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A long dispute means that both parties are wrong. -Voltaire
I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age. -Voltaire