|x| Wrestling Machine |x| Kurt Angle: Well congratu…freakin’…lations Punk. You managed to slip by me with a fluke win last week.
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: Still feelin’ a little sour about that we are? [smirks] Well that’s too bad Kurt because a win’s a win.
|x| Wrestling Machine |x| Kurt Angle: [getting angry] Let’s get one thing clear Punk. You only won because of that smiling idiot Jack Swagger. If he would have just minded his own damn business and stayed in the back, I would have broken your freakin’ ankle. I mean let’s be real bucko, I had you beat and you know it!
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: [flashes a smile] Well you know what Kurt? Whether you were distracted or not is your own problem. I mean you could have kicked out of that pin I rolled you up into…but you didn’t. So sorry about your damn luck!
Lita smirks and Kurt notices as his eyes meet with hers.
|x| Wrestling Machine |x| Kurt Angle: What the heck are you smiling about huh?
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: Hey leave her out of this. She has nothing to do with this so I suggest you focus your attention on something else.
|x| Wrestling Machine |x| Kurt Angle: [shakes his head] And what are you going to do about it if I don‘t?
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: If you want to go at it then I don’t have a problem with it. Just not here and right now…I wouldn’t want my girlfriend to get hurt.
|x| Wrestling Machine |x| Kurt Angle: [laughs lightly] I see your getting soft because your whore of a girlfriend is around.
Lita looked pissed and wanted to tackle Kurt to the ground but Punk gripped her wrist so she couldn’t make any sudden movements.
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: Kurt, you remember about a month back when we faced each other one on one for the first time? Yeah I’m sure you do…[wipes his mouth] In fact I remember it so clearly as if it were yesterday. You and I were going at it back and fourth that entire match until that scumbag Edge came down to the ring. [grits his teeth] Edge distracted me long enough for you to nail the Angle Slam on me and get the three count.
|x| Wrestling Machine |x| Kurt Angle: Yeah I remember that, so what’s your point?
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: My point is now you know how it feels to get screwed over. You see not only did I get screwed over in that match but I also got my European title vacated. But here you stand, the United States Champion and your bitching because your not going into the Elimination Chamber? Dude you should be happy that you even have a title. Now me on the other hand, I have to start over from scratch and try to get my hands on that World Heavyweight Championship. So you might want to think about that and worry about keeping your title before you lose yours too.
Punk grinned and so did Lita as they walked away and entered their lockeroom. Kurt stood there mumbling something under his breath that the cameras couldn’t pick up on as he walked off in the other direction.
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: Good job baby. [smiles at Punk]
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: [returns the same smile] Well actually I was going to say the same to you. After all, you did pin Maryse.
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: Yeah but she was already weakened by your GTS. My moonsault just added the icing to the cake. [bites her bottom lip]
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: Damn straight babe. I can’t wait to see you do the same later on tonight on Impact.
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: Phillip, you have no idea how long I have been waiting to get my hands on Maryse. Ever since she stuck her nose into my business…it became personal. I’m so tired of hearing her mouth; it’s like listening to a broken record and watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island. Before you know it, you know all the words by heart and it just gets boring after a while when you’re watching it. When Maryse first came back, I thought she would be less irritating but she’s not. She’s still the same bleach blonde anorexic Barbie doll with a bad accent. The least she could have done was take some English classes while she was away.
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: I couldn’t agree with you more Amy. Well I’m about to hit the shower and gear up for my match against Christian.
Lita shakes her head and looks away as Punk notices and sets his curled hand underneath her chin and turns her face so that she is looking at his.
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: What’s wrong?
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: [sighs] Nothing really. Bringing up Christian kinda made me think about what happened between us a couple years ago.
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: Oh you mean with the whole Canadian dollar bet he had going on with Chris Jericho?
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: Yeah…that was such a jerk thing to do. I hope you kick his ass for me. [smiles slightly]
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: Of course I will Amy. I’m going to go out there tonight and win it for you and me babe. No questions asked..
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: [grins] I know you will. You always pull through.
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: [smirks] Now that’s the grin I want to see.
Just as the couple were about to lock lips, several knocks were heard at the door as Lita and Cm both looked in that direction.
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: I got it babe, just sit tight.
Punk kissed her on the cheek and made his way over to the door opening it to find Maria Kanellis standing by with a microphone in her hand. Maria was wearing a very short black dress with a few ruffles in it with gold hoop earrings and gold stilettos. Her hair was in curls and she was looking rather sexy as her eyes locked with Cm’s. Can you say awkward?
|x| Playboy Cover Girl |x| Maria Kanellis: [looks surprised] Um...hi Phillip. How are you?
Punk looks back at Lita and then back to Maria. To complete a history lesson, yes Punk and Maria were a couple...hot and heavy at one time...but Maria became jealous and things just didn't work out.
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: [smiles] Hey Maria....good to see you again....ughhh something I can help you with my dear??
|x| Playboy Cover Girl |x| Maria Kanellis: [bites her bottom lip as she looks down at the ground for a second before looking back up at Punk] Oh I was just wondering if um...uh... [scratches the side of her neck] Dang what was I here for again? Oh yeah Lita! She wouldn't happen to be around would she?
Punk noticed her biting her lip...usually a sign of flirting, that a person is checking you out, and that they are digging you. Punk reaches up and rubs his head as he leans against the doorway.
|x| Straight- Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: Yeah Lita's chillin here in the lockeroom. You ladies want to girl talk about guys and such...maybe about her match with Maryse?? [awkward pause for a moment] So how have you been, Maria??
|x| Playboy Cover Girl |x| Maria Kanellis: Ya know I'm doing alright I guess. I've been promoting the No Way Out pay-per-view these past couple of weeks and doing autograph sessions and photo shoots. I hope you win the World title by the way. It would look great on you. [smiles as she looks him up and down]
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: Oh yeah...I see you've been busy with those. Hell I still have your Playboy edition at the top of my WWE divas pile. [cracks a smile] I appreciate the vote of confidence for the World Title...it's a long shot but I am going to try my best with it. Maybe I should let you and Lita talk so I don't keep you held up.
|x| Playboy Cover Girl |x| Maria Kanellis: Oh you still have my Playboy magazine? [giggles] Well that's nice of you. But wait before you go, there's something I have to ask you. Um.. [starts fiddling around with her fingers] Are um...are you and Lita? you know...happy?
|x| Straight-Edge Warrior |x| Cm Punk: Honestly, Maria....[Punk stretches his arm over his head as to suggest the awkward situation] ....I am very happy with the relationship I have with Lita and I believe she is too. If you doubt her feelings for me my dear you could always ask her yourself. Why do you ask??
|x| Playboy Cover Girl |x| Maria Kanellis: [her face briefly drops for a moment but she quickly puts a smile on] Oh nothing...I was just wondering. Well I guess I'll see you around then.
Punk smiles and enters the lockeroom as Lita comes out with her hands on her hips. The scene fades as we take a short break.
|x| Playboy Cover Girl |x| Maria Kanellis: Lita, thanks so much for taking the time to answer a couple questions for me.
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: [smirks] It’s not a problem. So let’s get this started shall we?
|x| Playboy Cover Girl |x| Maria Kanellis: Sure. Now tonight on Impact you will be facing Maryse in a singles match. Now I’m not quite sure but I believe she has beaten you before in the past.. [acts like she’s pondering her own statement]
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: [tilts her head] If she did so what? She’s not gonna pull a fast one on me. We’ve been there and done that. I’m not about to go down that same route again. The name calling is old, hearing her talk about herself has gotten old. I’m just sick of it Maria.
|x| Playboy Cover Girl |x| Maria Kanellis: Well what will be your strategy when you go up against her tonight?
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: I’m gonna take her to the extreme. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. She might have gotten one over me but not this time, that shit’s not gonna fly with me.
|x| Playboy Cover Girl |x| Maria Kanellis: You sound a little fired up Lita. What’s gotten into you?
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: [grins] Well Maria, after you get tired of losing, you do something to change that. You work and train harder, you put all of your heart into your matches. You think Maryse spends her time training? [shakes her head] Like hell she does! She goes around getting her hair and nails done and goes to photo shoots because that’s more important to her. Don't let her fool you when she says she puts her all into her matches because it’s bullshit. Her only strategy is trying to figure a way to roll you up when your caught off guard. But ya see Maria, I’m not about to let that go down. I’m tired of Maryse as it is. She thinks everyone is jealous and is envious of her when really, nobody cares what she thinks. You think I care that she’s with Edge? Well I don’t, she can have my sloppy seconds. [laughs]
|x| Playboy Cover Girl |x| Maria Kanellis: I guess I could say the same about you huh? With you dating Cm Punk and all?
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: Excuse me Maria?
Maria shrugged her shoulders and bit her bottom lip as Lita tackled her to the ground and started punching her in the face. Maria started screaming at the top of her lungs as Punk heard the commotion and came out pulling Lita off.
|x| Extreme Diva |x| Lita: You better watch your mouth Maria…or you’ll end up like Maryse!
Maria held the side of her head in pain as she slowly got to her feet and picked the microphone back up. Her hair was a mess and she was close to being in tears as Punk took Lita into their lockeroom to calm her down.
Scene Two; WWEX iMpact! 2009
The scene takes place inside of the lockeroom that belongs to Lita and Cm Punk who are currently tapping vigorously on their PS3 controllers as they play WWEX iMPACT! 2009 on their brand new playstation 3. Punk and Lita are in a tag team match against Edge and Maryse in the video game. Punk and Edge are the legal men until Edge tags in Maryse. Maryse walks right up to Punk and slaps him right across the face before taunting him. Punk immediately scoops Maryse up onto his shoulders and plants the GTS as a slow motion of it goes into effect and replays two more times. The crowd pops as Lita extends her hand and is tagged in. Lita climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits her A+ Moonault. Maryse’s whole body is lit up in red as Lita hooks the leg…1...2...3! Ding Ding Ding! The referee holds Cm Punk and Lita’s arms high in the air as the fans cheer again before the menu screen pops up asking if they want to play again or exit the match. Lita sets the controller down on the couch as Punk sets his down as well.
Scene Three: Interview With Maria
Coming back from the break we see Maria and Lita standing by getting ready to do an interview. Maria smiles at the camera and says a few words before turning her attention to Lita.
