Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America

If I'm not there, I go to work. ~ Robert Orben

Welcome to a page that you probably found by mistake!!!!

Quotations  from two great humorist, Emo Philips & Steven Wright:

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research"

Here are some links to find more quotes about my two favorite humorist. 

Steven Wright   Emo Philips   

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